srsly

This is a mess.

DRIVIN THROUGH PEOPLE'S BACKYARDS

KNOCKING DOWN MAILBOXES

Just be a man about it. :rolleyes

And Otto doesn't take his stabbing knife out of state.

just do drugs until u get a worse problem and then you will forget about it

You could shoot yourself.

Or, you can realize how happy you can be instead of thinking of how sad you are and just move on.

Just don't be one of those losers that posts here every 6 months wondering if he will ever be accepted and disappears after 2 days because no one cares.

Sappy, didn't they leave a plug in your skull where you can plug into your computer a remove that virus?

Or you could be the coolest guy on the internet! That's always fun!

I love the Hanson Brothers and the last few pages hurt :(

I've had a bad couple of weeks. I make up for it by imagining an alternate reality in which I am happy. Feel free to use this technique :themoreyouknow

:tear

aw, pubbles.

NOPE

Daniel Tosh is like 10 years older than I thought he was

I really don't understand his appeal.

he doesn't like people

I don't like people.

I could be famous, too.

At least you got those sweetass superpowers out of it, Honeyboy.

I don't like Tosh, but that painting of him being buggered by John Cena is okay.

Nothing you've ever said has creeped me out so much as you calling me Honeyboy.

Well done.

Now slather that honey all over your little boy chest

Famous Zero

Third reich super powers :o

I thought about submitting Tadao's picture but I'm not sure if they'll find it funny or disturbing.

I doubt any Toshite would find anything I do disturbing.

I don't know, I tried to watch it again last night but the green screen clip format has kind of been done and he always looks so damn smug.

Some guy called in saying someone broke his windshield...possibly by some neighborhood kids. He was like "you know what that means...time to go crash some ass."

I told him I'm going to start using that (as terms for anal)

hey guys nice site you have here lol well bye

baby

oh wait

hi there

wudoin

wudoin fz is your life going exactly as planned these days

I have health insurance

for about 90 days

So it's all good. Got my loan paperwork for next year in line - gonna survive on $200 and peoples' couches until then.

how about you, honey?

NOT AT ALL, MY MAN. LIFE IS THE WORST

maybe you should try

killing youself

life is the brautwurst

Is there a word for being simultaneously afraid of dying and the idea of living forever?

But then the fear of the idea of living forever goes away if you include the condition that you can choose to die when you feel like it.

Is there one word for that?

Is it "faggotry"? :eek

Mixtapes, video games, and Indian food keep me from killing myself.

You need a better hobby than being sad all the time.

Sup guys. Glad to hear everyones doing well.

hay hickman. Still playing with brown people?

I had a military dream last night. There were about 6 of us clinging to a helicopter's skids over the water and one of us was like "I'M OUTTA HERE!" and did a bunch of fruity flips into the water.

Is this what it's really like in the military Hickman?

Dreaming is for faggots, that's why that fag lennon got shot.

:rolleyes

Dreaming is for faggots, that's why that guy shot that fag Lennon.

I seriously doubt you graduated from any school.

Your dick, it's in which I am sucking upon.

What?

PS - I've been posting here for 10 years as of this month. TIME WELL SPENT.

Ten years. Christ.

Put it on your resume. It shows that you'll follow through with whatever idiotic thing work wants you to do.

I was watching that video of Rog talking about microwavable milkshakes a few days ago and it made me realize that I've known about I-Mockery for like 11 fucking years. Also Rog never looks any older.

He lives in the past in the future.

I remember when I used to lurk you guys back during the .net days. Oh the memories that I can only share with my lonesome self.

:wank

I remember liking phpBB better than vBulletin.

I still like phpBB better than vBulletin.

I remember I couldn't register on the old I-Mock ezboard because I was a complete jerk on random ezboards and I'm pretty sure I got myself globally banned. And I couldn't figure out how to go around it at the time. :(

Waiting to see a movie...in minutes to show time and the theater is completely silent and dark. Creepy as all fuck.

Jeez. It's been a long time. I looked back at the features and had some flashbacks.

So I still have an account here, cool. It's been a while homies.

i'M NEW. SUP JERKS

:newbie

Oh good some guy is back, things are really going to start picking up again

do u like picklehats?

olmost time for my 1 year bananiversary

Don't you mean "things are really going to start pickling up again"?

zugs for tood

Does anyone live in Wichita Falls, TX and know of a good taqueria?

So for the last week I had a course at CSTAR (Canadian Surgical Technologies and Advanced Robotics). It was kind of like an OR prep course, focusing on skills and situations that you may encounter in the operating room.
Highlights include (and any of these I could have made into a story)

• Electrosurgery - Used a Bovie to cut up some pork. This was our second day of rotation and using a tool that produces over 1000°C to cauterize was awesome. Plus we set it on spray coag mode (which you see the electricity arc)
• Suturing - Holy crap am I ever bad at suturing. Guess I need some more sewing classes or something. Also it was on pig's feet which was gross.
• Laproscopic Surgery Sim - This was pretty cool and very challenging. Using little simple robot arms to grab things and only being guided by a camera is tough. We had a challenge to see who could transfer 6 hoops onto 6 pegs the fastest. My time was 55 seconds... The record was 24 :(
• Anesthesia machine - Taught the basics of which this dial does and what gas goes where. They asked for a volunteer, which of course was myself. To my disappointment, I was not anesthetized but instead they just took my vitals. But I impressed everyone by lowering my SpO2 to 90%! (The lowest healthy people get safely is 92)
• Intubation - Balls hard on mannequins and probably even more challenging on some individual. Using a Laryngoscope to move someone's tongue and jaw is a lot of work. Especially because you have to use your non-dominant hand; your dominant hand guides the tube!
• My first ever cadaver lab! :rock - Cholecystectomy. Was intense as hell. Likely won't ever get to do this again, but it was pretty fascinating. All the friends I told about this thought it was gross, but I learned a lot from it. Like how crowded it is inside a person - four people's hands take up a lot of room. Oh, and remember all the names for tools is brutal.* For the record: people are much easier to cut through than pig's feet.

*Kellys, mayos, mets, needle drivers, lauers, wagens, richards, snaps, towel clips...

too neat.

spambot. :melt

edit: hey guys i guess im gonna post the same shit three times for no reason

too neat.

spambot. :melt

:MUSICHUMOR

too neat.

spambot. :melt

i'M HAVING A DEUCE

Tadao. I'm thinking about getting my man junk tied. Can you still shoot buckets after?

:lol

Is there a procedure you can get done where it's like Day 52 every time? :o

The only difference is you wont make babies. You still spuge the same amount, it has the same consistency and it still taste the same. I'll let you taste if if you want.

:wank

I better taste it just to make sure then. I don't want to have a tasteless bonesaw shooter.

No body has complained yet. In fact the ladies are happier because the don't have to worry about getting pregnant and still take a hot load all up in their cooch. I think there may be a new vasectomy technique that was approved this year that is easily reversible. I saw something on the news lat month or so. Didn't pay attention since I already got mine.

Just want to take the time out to thank you all for making me have to explain "*dicks touch each other*" to my 82 year old grandfather. That was a super bonding experience.

Did you use the euphemism "swordfight"?

If two guys with vasectomies touch boners is it gay?

I heard its not.

Better taste it to make sure.

Hey thrasho if GG Allin were still alive how much would you pay him to poop on you, serious question

2 wooden nickels

You need to work on your Alt-Tab speed, Kitsa. I perfected it whilst chatting to another woman during a loveless relationship.

You can to if you believe in yourself.

I've learned to never be on I-Mock when people are around.

Also, how did you explain it? I don't even know how to explain it if I had to and I wrote it :(

EDIT: Turns out the original context was brony related. Now I'm even MORE embarrassed for you.

u could just say its about two dudes named richard who touch penises

Nomeansno's rhythms are so strange.

I know too many people that like children's shows because of dumb reasons. How can I stop them from liking dumb things?

I think dicks touch each other is why my work banned i-mockery.

THAT WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED IF OBAMA WAS PRESIDENT

this obama nation is an abomination

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Only so many songs can be sung with two lips, two lungs and one tongue.

+1 prickle

put an old gem in backups last night
http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7466&page=2

anyone else remember erika crystal

it's an internet COUNTER-CULTURE, grandad

Dudes, I just hugged my dad. Awesome.

Also drunk muthafurckasssss!

you came to the right messageboard while drunk

this is where all the action is at

this is where the cool people are at

:pagebrak