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There's a puppy in the parlor
And a skillet on the stove
And a smelly old blanket
That a Navajo wove.
There's popcorn in the popper
And a porker in the pot.
There's pie in the pantry
And the coffee's always hot.
There's sausage in the morning
And a party every night.
There's a nurse on duty
If you don't feel right.
There's chicken on the table
But you gotta say grace.
There's always something cookin'
At Old Joe's Place.