finally got mine, but since i'm taking the gre tomorrow, not gonna be able to put pics up til the weekend. just wanted to let my santa know since he really seems to dislike me for some unknown reason

talk about not being in the spirit of things

ah thats shitty. just know it was a pleasure receiving from you. :party

OK, so I got my stuff from Protoclown a few days ago and I've been agonizing over what sort of crazy hijinks I should have with them. But, since it's taking me so long to figure something out and I had a specific request from Protoclown for a video of them in action, I'll share a couple pictures and a video of them, in the mean time.

I sincerely apologize for the incredible shittiness of my camera. It's always kinda sucked, but I'm pretty sure it's dying right now. It managed to pull of taking last years pictures alright, so ida know. I'll probably borrow somebody else's later on.

Mr. T in your Pocket!:


Jumping Lederhosen:


Video

i got mine today- i'll post pics this weekend

That Mr. T thing is great, my favorite thing is to make it go SHUT UP FOOL, SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP FOOL for reasons probably only one or two other people on this board would understand

Hey Black flag you should call Tom Scharpling with that Mr. T thing.

thanks poppers, glad to hear it

Well got my package from blackflag Thanks! Now for my super secret santa adventure story!




Man I am bored, If only I had friends I could have a FUN! time.


WTF knocking at my door I wonder what that could be?


BY CRICKEY! its my secret santa package from Blackflag! Now if I could only open it......


I'll use my Australian farmer hands to rip it into pieces!!


Hmmm that didn't seem to work :(


!! I know I will use my massive butchers knife!


WTF that didn't work either!!!


I Know! Time for the LYCAN SMASH!


HAHAHA Easy as pie! And it ripped perfectly, thats how good a LYCAN SMASH is.


Hmmm Holiday goodness



Oh look a note! Real money eh? I didn't know you americans were so rich you had one million dollar notes with your statue of liberty persident on it!


Hmmm now what can I do now that I am a Millionare?


Oh I know act like famous celebrties


I'M RICH BITCH!!!!!!!!


Wow that sucked 20 police men came in and beat me up for impersonating a black man with money and know I have a black eye :(


Ahh I know I'm rich I wil pay the black eye to go away


Much better! Damn I love being rich.


Now what should I do....... ! I know I'll make a famous celebrity come to my house to entertain me


Lycan: "Hello police? I want you to get celebrities to my house so I can pay them to entertain me"
Police: "Ummmm what? Did you ring the police for this shit! I'll arrest you punk!"
Lycan: "What ever just send the celebrities over and don't send them early on a Sunday, I like to sleep in then."


WTf that was very fast..... a little too fast. "Who is it"


Backstreet boys: "LOL dude its us the famous backstreet boys!"


"Hey I asked for celebrities, you guys were *never* good or a celebrities"


Backstreet boys: "We don't care we came here and we want free stuff or we will camp out your house and start singing"



"Oh hell no, here have $25 and leave me alone!"
Backstreet boys: "HAHAHAHA sucker, we would of settled for a glass of urine, YOU GOT SERVED!!!"


Moving on...... Well what else can I spend my money on....! I know I will make a sweat shop and make even more millions!



haha here is my faitful foreign worker, now work make socks so I can be rich!!!


Yes I am so great!


Now to check my products.



By Odin's beard! What the hell is this! It's head squishing time.


Now to feed you to my attack kangaroo!


Hmmm well money hasen't got me happiness so far..... I know i'll use money to buy me love then I will be happy.


Hmmm she's not much of a looker but she does ride elephants and you know what they say about woman and the size of their elephants.....
Wait a minute her mouth can open *That* wide?!?!


Thanks Blackflag you made my christmas very merry :) *ribbit*

Oh another thing when taking the photos for this story my neice was over and i said she could have the dora the explorer toy and when i put it in my dogs mouth she got all upset becasue she thought I actually wanted to make my dog eat it.

What are you doing to that poor dog!

Well my dog that eats EVERYTHING (once ate a pen and had a blue beard for a while) decided he couldnt chew on Dora. Don't worry I wasen't hurting him or anything like that. Besides its a kangaroo DUH!

great story. i never knew you could pay a black eye to go away. how much does that run you, anyways?

and blackflag clearly overdid his gift since the spending limit was 15-30 bucks, not millions. come on, you made the rest of our stuff look like crap now

what about the frog

paying the black eye to go away was lol :<

fer real dude the frog sings you should check that out it's pretty good

Yeah I know =p. My brother was going to detroy it if it sang again so I had to be very careful during shooting.

he's probably a scrub

HEY LOOK GUYS I GOT MY PRESSSSEEENTS


I think I'll don these pretty little things!


THAAAANK You! THAAAAANK You! <3 <3 <3


I ALWAYS WANTED TATTOOS OMG THIS IS THE BEST PRESENT EVER!


NOW rrrrgh HOW DO I rrgh GET THESE ON?


;<


HEY IT WORKS ON HIM!


Hmmm....


OKAY THAT'S BETTER


Sorry rog, but this guy was annoying ;<


Even my cat hated him :<


These look pretty awesome, but I'm not sure this is how to use them.


That doesn't look right either :<


Can you give me a hint?


I decided to relinquish my beautiful hat and glasses to my devoted messenger.




Eventually he settled into them!


As for me, my night was brightened by both rog and my messenger!

YAY! HAPPY ENDING!

that cat is just too cute :lol good job

Black Flag: Don't worry about doing a "story", I'm just happy enough seeing the lederhosen dancing around like that! And I know that shit I sent probably looks kinda cheap, but you'd be surprised how much that Mr. T thing cost!

I really REALLY didn't want to send the Mr. T thing either. I started playing around with it when I got it home and pressing the "shut up fool" or "quit yo jibba jabba" buttons every time my roommates started talking and I fell in love with the thing :(

Great pics MLE, hope you liked all my gifts. Well, except for the rapper rat hahah. I gotta say, I was hoping you'd post a video of him doing that insanely horrible rap of his or share some of those fine lyrics.

Also, for those wondering what those things she was sticking into the cat's ears were... they were weiner dog corn on the cob holders. But I guess they work as weiner dog cat-head holders too. :o

Loved MLE's story, but it couldn't compare to how her cat's expression goes from "Help me, Jesus" to "I'm ready to die".

Yay for kitties! Nice job MLE.

The picture of you with the half-on tattoo sleeves accompanied with ";<" made me completely lose it :(

:lol That cat looks pissed! :lol

I like the 9 year old kid better than Zelda >: