my wacky adventure
 

so yesterday i woke up at 4:00 AM, nervous as shit and anxious. i couldn't get back to sleep so i decided to get up and take a shower and get on the road. i should not neglect to mention that i was already 395 miles away from my home, staying over at a friend's house in northern kentucky (just south of Cincinnati), marking about 1/3rd of the journey to my eventual stop in florida.

long story short, i got into downtown atlanta and had a panic attack in the middle of the i-75 south freeway and had to pull over and call an ambulence. i had to dial on 911 with my pinky because my hands were paralyzed :lol and i was by myself

so i got to see the inside of Grady hospital and got to visit a tow lot. :D

i should sell you some pot

please

i'm glad to see i'm not the only person to have panic attacks

That doesn't sound like a very fun adventure.

that's why the title says wacky, not fun.

Usually the two go hand in hand, but it doesn't even sound that wacky. :(

I assure you, it is

i've never actually had one like this before. :( my whole body tingled and my hands locked up

i have. i had to have the paramedics called to my house, but they were able to calm me.

don't panic!!!! we're here!

hey dude it sure is good to see ya! we gotta get something goin on!

It's time for some grand prize dads to class up the place

how many dads we got in the audience tonight?