Where'd you find this one? Or do I even want to know?

On the other forums I cheat on you guys with. We don't know if it's real or not yet. Tounge looks wrong to me, like his lips aren't open enough.

That's FAKE

I walked along the avenue.
I never thought Id meet a girl like you;
Meet a girl like you.
With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through;
Hypnotize me through.

A cloud appears above your head;
A beam of light comes shining down on you,
Shining down on you.
The cloud is moving nearer still.
Aurora borealis comes in view;
Aurora comes in view.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldnt get away.

Reached out a hand to touch your face;
Youre slowly disappearing from my view;
Disappearing from my view.
Reached out a hand to try again;
Im floating in a beam of light with you;
A beam of light with you.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldnt get away.

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This guy was arrested in Minneapolis a few months back for assaulting women by sucking and licking their toes on the street:

Leeds police stop giant Facebook-organised pillow fight

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05..._pillow_fight/

Then they cancelled a Brighton Custard Pie fight

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...cancelled.html

I like the idea the of the cop on Facebook that's checking to see if he is a "Pirate or Ninja".

I only blame myself.

OK, I also blame all these crappy little shits.

A lot.

But there is still a little blame for me in there.

What's going on here?

I am being a whiny bitch because these new people don't seem to get it.

I DID WARN YOU ABOUT YOUR SIG, KYBO REN! >:

NOW LOOK WHAT I'VE DONE! :eek

..

..

My (full up) 500GB hard drive is right on the brink of crapping out and I don't think I'm going to be able to pull everything off it before it dies. I've ordered a replacement 750GB HDD and with a bit of luck I'll be able to get my docs, MP3s and subversion repository at least.

Does anyone have any good ways of regularly backing this volume of data cheaply? Like... a tape drive or something?

I just saw this for the first time at the bottom of the page.



Has that always been there?

Nah think it's new.

Man, I just went over to Goozex's forum to make a few suggestions in their cleverly-named 'Suggestions' forum. Normally I wouldn't sign up for shit like that, but they don't have an e-mail for received suggestions and...WELL! Never have I stumbled into such a den of pissed-off kids in my life.

READ THE RULES THIS IS WHY IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY NEWB

Well, this being the SUGGESTION forum, and assuming that this is within the REALM OF POSSIBILITY FOR MORTAL MEN...

YEAH YEAH YEAH WELL ANYWAY IF YOU'D RUN A SEARCH AND REPLY TO A YEAR-OLD THREAD INSTEAD OF THIS ONE-WEEK ONE YOU REPLIED TO THAT WOULD BE GREAT. THAT'S HOW THINGS WORK AROUND HERE. FGT.

-Signed, two of their forum moderators.

you got powned.

That one guy was like

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :| >:

Same thing happened to me a while ago when I made some suggestions on some podcast forum. I said, probably 3-4 times, in the post that they were MY opinions and I'd understand if they don't want to take anything on-board and I was just making suggestions from the perspective of a new-ish listener on what I found lacking about the show etc. and how I would improve it. Totally constructive criticism. Y'know - the kind of thing any reasonable group would like to hear and consider if they ever wanted to improve their "product".

All I got was a whole page of the community telling me I didn't understand the show and they didn't need to change anything and to top it off one of the presenters chimed in thanking the community for defending the show's good name and closed the thread.

You'd think I'd just taken a shit in someone's hat the way they were acting. Needless to say I've not listened to it since.

Stop editing Domos into your posts. :x

T-Bone, I get it, Rez annoyed you, knock off the internet impressions.

Hehe Rez didn't annoy me. I was just messing with him and it turned into something fun for me.

The powned is in response to what they said to Eric, has nothing to do with Rez.

FINE.

P.s. you're not the boss of me, pub >:

A newb getting powned on the internet? :eek

LULZ CLASSIK COUNTER-FAIL!!!! :lol2


And other such nonsense and banworthy comments.

If that was true you would have put more domo kuns in.


MEEZA OWNZ YOUZE NIGGAZ:domo

What does a nuclear scientist eat for supper?

Fission chips.

Why was the blond up on the roof?

Because she was told that drinks were on the house!

What does a bird eat for its supper?

Fish and CHEEPS

Why did the chicken crossed the streets?

to go to the other side

do know you what a kinder egg is?

is a black woman that got pregnant with a white guy

I don't get it.

Do you know which one is the most risky sex situation?

having blowjob sex with a cannibal

do you guys know witch one is the most nasty cartoon name?

Domo cum

When you let Pub tie you up.

Oso entre tienda.

Oso diga dos..............bebida..............por.......... .....favor!

Hombre diga porqué patas?

Oso diga vea papa mierda en madera!! :eek

My apologies to Seth. :(

Safe as houses, I assure you.

Bear between store.
Bear says two .............. drunk .............. by .......... ..... favor!
Man says because legs?
Bear says sees Pope wood excrement!

Enough to make anyone drink, I'm sure.

También está oso! :eek

象はなぜ彼らの足指の爪を赤い塗るか。

従って彼らはりんごの木に隠れてもいい。

I love babblefish.

What!?

http://babelfish.yahoo.com/

Translate from Japanese to English

:(

:tear
私はホモである

彼はちょうど人および女性の両方選択によって置かれて得ることのための彼のチャンスを持ち上げることを試み ている。

:lol

King of t3h N00bs!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=8846

now i speak three languages, english, spanish and japanese, awesome! domo arigato Tadao san

i should try a japanese loquendo voice now that i know how to write it

to German
ich sollte eine japanische loquendo Stimme versuchen, nun da ich sie schreiben kann

to French
je devrais essayer loquendo une voix japonaise, puisque je peux l'écrire là

to Italian
dovrei provare loquendo una voce giapponese, poiché posso l' scrivere là

back to English
I would have to try loquendo a Japanese voice, since can l' to write here

Tengo gusto de extremos grandes y no puedo mentir. Usted otros hermanos can' t niega que cuando una muchacha camina adentro con una basura deshilvanada itty y una cosa redonda en su cara, usted consigue soltado.

...

I met a German/French/italian/Japanese guy once. He was crumpled in a heap, in an alleyway, And after he told me that he needed to build a "Tesla device" to rebuild his body, I Told him that i was Irish/Dutch/Native American and pointed to a light in the sky....

""Are they going to help me?"

"NO! YOU"re going to help me!!! That's my full-scale model of the Death-Star!!!"

:hat

Ay dios mio! eso es muy asqueroso! :lol

Usted consigue soltado all up my shirt.

His role in Mystery Men is the worst thing I can think of him having done, and that includes showing his flabby bum on Brighton beach.

Yeah, I've never sen his acting.

Well, my photoshop refuses to open. so I'm saved some time & you're saved from seeing that image spinning & then flashing "This is what is wrong with the internet!"

Dakota is a girl's name, Indy.

I know...First name's Noah though...

Your punctuation makes me cry. Oh, I see you're from Georgia NEVERMIND

Excuse me? There is nothing wrong with my punctuation,as I remember if you put a "'s" at the end of a word,it adds "is",making it "First name IS Noah,though."

Not every southern person is an idiot,you ignorant douche bag.

Hahahaha.

PUT A SPACE AFTER YOUR COMMAS

Put a space after your commas you southern idiot.

Well, excuse the fuck out of me.

It's much easier in French where they don't go in for that whole possessive apostrophe business, but then French is just English for idiots.

Does make me wonder why I don't meet more French people on the internet.

"Feh. We named the DOG Indy..."

I think you mean YOU'RE COMMAS. ;)

Haha,nice.

Probably. Apostrophes don't bother me as much as commas.

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

They made a typo! Sis Boom Bah!

I just thought it was funny.I was getting assed about a typo I made,and they made a typo as well.

I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY,YOU KNOW NOOOOOOOOTHING OF HUMOR!

He likes the nothing of ours. Also, the all jerks of ours. It is good. Nothing and all jerks is best of things that are of ours.

Oh my god, you are an idiot. It is your, not you're. Pub was joking.

Jesus Chirst,and I though people on Newgrounds were grammar-Nazis.

I doubt that.

The Boogie Doctor writes as a ghost for the blog of Govenuh. :eek

:eek

No, mistaken has been Govenuh. We are being the Grandmother of Nazi. We say he a very naughty boy.

Whoops! Mistake we be making! We make cookies of Nazi! Maybe if Nazi be boy of good we give cookies of eating to Nazi. Maybe his friend Govenuh eating of cookies of Nazi too.

We having no of milk. Sorry.

He ran back to newgrounds like a little puss.

sup sup sup in your buts?

Like misssspellings or punkuation are my problems...,,

I'm more concerned about the ducks in the backyard. They look REALLY bummed out since the pool (that hasn't been used in like 3 years) has been drained...

They're like "What the fuck, man? No warning? NO NOTICE? I HAD EGGS IN THAT THANG, YO! And you jus' WRECK THA MOTHADUCKING THANG, HUH? GODDAMN BABYKILLER!!! YOU JUST WAIT, BITCH-ASS, GAS GUZZLING, NON-FLYING, COUSIN-HUMPING BIPED!!! THE DUCKS MAY HAVE BEEN AT WAR WITH THE GEESE IN THIS TOWN, BUT THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL!! YEAHHHHHHHH!!!! STUPID SAPIENS! STUPID HOMO!!! GONNA CALL THE SWANS TOO!!!"

I actually liked the ducks. Had no problem with them. It is beyond my control as it is NOT MY POOL, D!!! Quack all ya want. Won't bring the water back.
Bring your son that I saw you with, last week, and the wife. Bring the Geese. I would call the Swans but, I don't think Michael Gira and The Living Jarboe do that anymore.

Then, together, WE WILL DECLARE WAR ON THE SWIMMING MAMMALS THIS SUMMER!!!!

THE CHAT ROOM IS GAY TODAY

GREAT

man fuck you milhouse