Concert 101
So I'm going to a Green Jelly concert tomorrow. The only concert I went to was an N*Sync concert years ago to spite my sister (Sat in the back playing Tetris), so what does one do at a concert without looking like a dick?
BTW I cannot dance. |
TAKE A CUTE GIRL AND MAKE OUT WITH HER THE WHOLE TIME
GROW A MULLET AND WEAR THE SHIRT OF THE BAND YOU ARE SEEING MOSH AND STAGE DIVE GROPE PEOPLE GET REALLY DRUNK DON'T SHOWER FOR A WEEK BEFORE GOING THROW THE HORNS WHILE SHOUTING IN YOUR NEIGHBOUR'S EAR THAT "THIS ROCKS" |
Whoa whoa whoa, how do I make out with the girl, drink a lot of beer, and shout the whole time, while punching and diving? Damned if that wouldn't be epic.
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All those wet teen girls at Nsick and you play tetris?
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THey were too busy trying to whore themselves to whatever their names are. Plus I was like eight.
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You're going to see Green Jelly?
Damn. I had no idea they were still around pub lover had it right though. |
I think someone here just saw them too a few weeks ago.
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Just drink a lot of booze. If you buy a girl a drink(which I don't recommend in the first place) make sure she buys the next round.
If you're really good, flirt with the bartender, they might get you free drinks. Don't hang out in the corner. |
If I'm really good I can convince the bartender to sell a 16 year old drinks AND make out with her! :lol:
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I was at a concert last week dancing, these two girls came up from behind me and tried to dance with me. Sauced as I was I still noticed there were way younger than me. In my head I was thinking of how I could put it to them that I was way older but what came out of my mouth was just "JAIL!!!!!" They seemed to get the hint. |
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Just listen to Got To Give It Up by Marvin Gaye.
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