TO WOMENZ
DO GUYS/TRANNIES WITH LITTLE BOOBS AND AN AMAZING ASS GROSS YOU OUT
WOULD YOU EVER DATE ONE IM SO SCARED TO START DATING AGAIN :( |
It's not what I personally go for, but that describes one of my very good friends! I don't see any reason why you need to be self conscious about doing what you love. You can't control other people's reactions and emotions, so don't hold yourself accountable for it. Go find someone who isn't retarded! It might take a few tries :>
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Dude, you're hot, I'll date you
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LOL YOURE NOT A WOMENZ
THANKS THOUGH I WOULD PROLLY DATE YOU TOO ;) I HAVE A PERSONAL CRISIS IN THAT I DONT KNOW WHAT I LOVE ANYMORE. I LOVE WOEMNZZZ BUT I LIKE BEING ONE BUT TRYING TO BE WITH ONE INTERFERES WITH ME GETTING WITH ONE. I SORT OF T HINK I HAVE NARCISSISM OR SOMETHING MAYBE. |
Mirror sex?
Go to kink events. Most people there are really nice, surprisingly normal, and very accepting of 'out of the ordinary'. It's also hilarious watching sex dungeons. (sorry to hear you got broken up, and all that too.) |
yea, mirror sex i guess but not literally that i like looking at myself but that i transfer the things i like in women onto myself maybe because i think I'm violating women when i think of them sexually. :O
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I wouldn't mind being a chick except I like bonesaw too much :(
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*you probably shouldn't try these particular circles though. those people sound scary and weird and you'd probably get molested and kidnapped by a giant lady named helga that keeps you in a cave and rips off your toenails and stuff :( |
I feel like I would still end up doing all the work if I had a girl peg me though.
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I meet a lot of girls who are attracted to me its just that once they start touching me t hey go, "OMG YOU FEEL LIKE A GIRL."
yea you're right though there are a lot of girls who like that kind of stuff, just hard to find them i guess. WHAT IN THE EHCK IS A BONESAW |
My dong.
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Girls feel great, why the hell don't girls like feeling other girls? >:
Female heterosexuality is fucked up mang |
For the longest time I thought you were a post op gender reassigned surgery woman Kahl. Soz.
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Jealousy milhome
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Girls do feel great! My preference is curvier than he is, though <3
You really should find a dungeon club. |
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what would we even want another girl for? :confused: there's nothing they can offer that we can't already get whenever we want from ourselves or from guys. silly milwhore. |
pffft, the reactions on other girls' faces are worth it!
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Also, girls know how girls want to be touched. Totally different from a guy's touch.
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Tongue texture is totally different too. Guys usually have rugged tongue s but girls have silky tongues.
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THIS THREAD HAS NOW CEASED TO CODDLE ME BUT NOW FASCINATES ME.
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10k, you're totally right. Girls also pay attention to different details than guys do. There are many many reasons why people would want one or the other, so I don't know why elx is saying that girls don't need other girls.
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What I never understood was homosexuals who tried to emulate the opposite sex (butch women, flamboyant men), but if they're trying to attract same sex partners wouldn't they want to act as close to their own gender as possible?
I know if I were a woman attracted to other women I wouldn't want to get with some woman trying to be a guy. Gross. KAHL DO YOU HAVE A RUGGED OR SILKY TONGUE? |
how do i find out what kind of tongue i have
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Uh, you might need to get some references.
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ITS SILKY ON THE OUTSIDE AND ROUGH ON THE INSIDE
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you might need to buff that shit, hold some steel wool in your mouth for a while every day
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Women can't read maps and men don't check cupboards properly.
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men are from mars and women are from venus, so you need to see if you prefer massive crushing pressure and high temperatures or extremely thin atmosphere with subzero temperatures
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also, do you prefer two tiny moons or no moons at all
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Cupboard checking is a learned trait that took me forever to master. |
I'VE SLEPT IN THE SAME BED AS KAHLJORN, SO I'M AN EXPERT ON THE SUBJECT.
BILL SLEPT AT THE FOOT OF THE BED LIKE A DOG. |
Cuz that would have been a samwich :(
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I BET YOU ALL HAD SUCH SEXY ADVENTURES AT COMIC-CON WITHOUT GOOD OL' LIFE-OF-THE-PARTY MILHOUSE >:
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DOES RIDING IN A ELEVATOR WITH ERIC WAREHIEM COUNT AS A SEXY ADVENTURE
ID WAGER NO :( |
I don't know if watching adventure time counts either. To tie this back onto the topic we met some sexy tranies, who stole kahljorns camera....and then died. For real.
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I remember asking this before but can't remember the answer. Did your tranny die of the... flu by any chance? I remember the article being ambiguous.
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I think it just said she died of "Overnight complications". I don't remember it specifically stating one thing or the other though. Could always try and track down Mr. Hanna Barbera though and ask him.
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It's all fun and games until some tranny dies.
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i had two dates this week :O :O
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who paid for dinner?
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DINNER AND ROMANCE
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who paid for romance?
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:lol i made her pay for her half haha
dating sorta just makes me miss my ex or whatever she is :( it was still fun though |
SO LIKE MY EX WAS CALLING ME/TEXTING ME/TELLING ME WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO WORK THINGS OUT/ COMING OVER TO MY HOTEL EVERY day for like three weeks and then all of a sudden she started ignoring me and treating me like crap because she was "used to being alone." Then I quit kissing her ass and told her she was selfish so she got all crazy and blocked me :lol
argg so now she's saying i harassed her for sending her an e-mail. I SENT HER AN AMAZING EMAIL DETAILING ALL OF THE FUCKED UP SHIT SHE DID DURING OUR RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE SHE MADE ME KISS HER ASS AND PRETEND LIKE IT WAS MY FAULT AND IM THINKING OF POSTING IT HERE. |
Women are jerks
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i guess so. Man if there's anything ive learned its that letting other people get away with treating you like shit isnt worth it and it wont make them love you anymore ;/
in fact i think women love you the more you treat them like shit. Im thinking of posting this email but its kinda long and embarassing and i guess its kinda dumb to do it :lol maybe that's why she thought it was harassment cause its long |
Women or men, it doesn't matter. Either'll treat you like shit if you let them. Might be worth trying to develop a thing for trees. Anyone know the name for that?
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WOMNEN ARE JERKS, THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO LEARN MY TWO FAVORITE SEX POSITIONS:
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:lol
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:lol
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Kinky.
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Congratulations on ruining a funny moment.
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That's amazing Milhouse.
Kahl, clear out your pm box. I tried to defriend her but low and behold she had already defriended me. :lol What a bitch. |
Fuck women, that's something I'd like to do right now.
khaljorn don't let this shit get you down bro. That chick was just too thick, she never even realized she was dating the coolest I-mocker around. |
Thanks Tadao I try my best. And with that, you can all stick it up your collective arse.
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Wait, that is trying your best? :confused
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Must be a woman.
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Sorry, I meant to say "beast". I fry my beast... Collective arse.
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:lol milhouse that made me laugh so hard. At first i thought it was a penis knocking her out
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Just to throw it out there. I shaved my legs the other day and I have to give credit to women in general for shaving their legs. It s a serious pain in the ass.
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If you miss ANY hairs, by God they are going to let you know, through intolerable amounts of itchiness.
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lol
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:( Dose are my real gams. Just a bad angle cuz I'm diesal too.
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10k, your legs make for quite the believable tranny!
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He's lucky because he doesn't wear high heels, so he doesn't have varicose veins. I wanna lick those chops. :yum
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You should get black leather lacing for the side instead of that gold cord. [/critique]
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Also, he should pad his ass.
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He doesn't have to if he wears the right top.
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I think my ass needs less padding. It just looks flat in that. I'll try black string instead. The dress is mainly gold though.
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I just think that the cord looks like it's from some chintzy 80's curtains.
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I see what you mean.
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:lol
i totally didn't expect that i thought it was gonna be, WHERES THE FUCKIN EMAIL GEORGE |
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All he's missing is the 2" wide tassel.
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The tassels are on top.
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SO MY EX WONT LET ME GET THE REST OF MY SHIT FROM THE APARTMENT CAUSE SHE BASICALLY LOCKED ME OUT AND FUCKED ME OUT OF THE APARTMENT AND THE LAST TIME I WAS THERE MOVING SHIT OUT SHE SHOWED UP HALFWAY THROUGH AND THREW A FIT AND STOOD OUTSIDE WITH HER ARMS CROSSED UNTIL WE LEFT
I might have to take her to small claims court. :O :O |
I want to represent you as a lawyer/attorney/parapalegal.
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paralegal is like a paratrooper right
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yeah, its like the lawyer air force.
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MAYBE YOU CAN JUST SKYDIVE ONTO MY OLD PATIO AND GET MY STUFF/ SERVE THAT BITCH PAPERS
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this thread is pathetic
is this another famous imockery joke |
I give this post 4 zugs, rate it chuckleworthy, and give it shiny trophee!
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I was watching some tranny on cam earlier and her body looked good and then I saw her face and she looked like Tasslehoff Burrfoot. Kinda ruined it for me.
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I was on my way to work yesterday and I ended up blowing the tranny. It was so expensive.
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If I were a mod I would consider editing your post to say something dumb but then stop because you already beat me to the punch. :\
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more like beat me to the lunch because i gobbled that trannys balls :blowme
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Every time ThrashO posts, a baby cries, a puppy dies, and The View gets extended another year :(
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Some other cd in my area wants to get together for a photoshoot, kind leaning on the going part.
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they'll want to touch your penis
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I already put a block on that.
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that will also receive my veto!
the only cd i ever hung out with tried to touch my penis :( |
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Veto official |
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