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McMock Aug 30th, 2004 04:30 AM

Which race of people would you exterminate?
 
Aliens descent from the skies. They kinda look like simmering red slime, and they give off tremendous heat. We have to wear radiation suits with padding on the outside to talk to them.

They tell us in impeccable chinese that we have to make a sacrifice for their God, who created the universe. One country of people must snuff it. Which one do you pick?

I will pick the Norwegians. Norway consistantly scores highest in 'best country to live in' ratings. Those teachers pets deserve to fry!

Which is your choice?

Father §p@z Aug 30th, 2004 04:47 AM

Hmmm.... Being a holy man, I really shouldn't say, but, the Irish. All the Idiots in America think that Scottish people are Irish, and being Scottish myself, I really hate that >:

Helm Aug 30th, 2004 04:56 AM

really, how interesting, tell us more about yourself

dead_pigeon Aug 30th, 2004 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Father §p@z
Hmmm.... Being a holy man, I really shouldn't say, but, the Irish. All the Idiots in America think that Scottish people are Irish, and being Scottish myself, I really hate that >:

Wouldn't you then want to kill Americans?

Spectre X Aug 30th, 2004 09:54 AM

Whatever country has the lowest population.

glowbelly Aug 30th, 2004 10:13 AM

i wasn't aware that norwegian was a race

FS Aug 30th, 2004 11:13 AM

I think McMock's going to be our edgy, borderline, omg-that's-going-too-far character.

Cause, you know, it's not like we already have one of those.

glowbelly Aug 30th, 2004 11:16 AM

oh you hush up before we decide to wipe out the dutch race >:

Spectre X Aug 30th, 2004 11:33 AM

Or just make everybody but one person from some really obscure country a citizen of another country and then destroy the country with only one person in it.

Carnivore Aug 30th, 2004 02:34 PM

You're making me sick with this save as many people as possible, pansy ass crap. Humans are overly populous and decent humans not populous enough. I'm all about clearing space.

Although I wouldn't single out a race to exterminate, I could certainly go about from individual to individual deciding who is to be incinerated. If I had to choose a race, though... which is more densely populated, China or India?

Onan Aug 30th, 2004 02:38 PM

Au fort chasteau de Vigilanue & Resuiers
Sera serré le puisnay de Nancy :
Dedans Turin seront ards les premiers,
Lors que de dueil Luon sera transy.

McClain Aug 30th, 2004 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Carnivore
which is more densely populated, China or India?

It's probably China at the moment but India is gaining ground fast.

China = 63 Olympic medals, over 57 games participated
India = 1 Olympic medal, only 6 games participated

WHO IS THE BIGGER THREAT TO THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE? EXTERMINATE THEM.

Cosmo Electrolux Aug 30th, 2004 04:17 PM

the Human Race.

Father §p@z Aug 30th, 2004 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by dead_pigeon
Quote:

Originally Posted by Father §p@z
Hmmm.... Being a holy man, I really shouldn't say, but, the Irish. All the Idiots in America think that Scottish people are Irish, and being Scottish myself, I really hate that >:

Wouldn't you then want to kill Americans?

Hmm... You have a point there.

Carnivore Aug 30th, 2004 04:25 PM

And, for the record, speaking poorly of the Irish puts you on my shitlist. You don't want to be there. >:

kellychaos Aug 30th, 2004 04:50 PM

What race are you, McMock?

the_dudefather Aug 30th, 2004 05:01 PM

the beastpeople from the depths of the amazon.

kellychaos Aug 30th, 2004 05:18 PM

No way, those are the people that are going to save the people of the world from a disease that could only be cured by a rare plant extract that can only be found in the Amazon.

Anonymous Aug 30th, 2004 06:06 PM

Can anyone think of a reason I shouldn't move this to loveline?

kellychaos Aug 30th, 2004 06:10 PM

You are obviously referring to the sword/phallic analogy. It's subtle, but it's there.

Father §p@z Aug 31st, 2004 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Carnivore
And, for the record, speaking poorly of the Irish puts you on my shitlist. You don't want to be there. >:

I would think not, but you gotta hate who you gotta hate!

Matt Harty Aug 31st, 2004 05:30 AM

that is a good saying!

dead_pigeon Aug 31st, 2004 08:48 AM

Yes, the avatar of a man with cleavage belies your wisdom!

mubert Sep 3rd, 2004 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Onan
Au fort chasteau de Vigilanue & Resuiers
Sera serré le puisnay de Nancy :
Dedans Turin seront ards les premiers,
Lors que de dueil Luon sera transy.

Tru dat homie.

I think I'd take out Japan, just to see the look on their faces when the nuclear bomb homes in on their country. Theyd be ike "OH NO, GODZIRRA! I MEAN, NUCREAH BOMBHA!" Does that make me an asshole, savoring that moment?

ArrowX Sep 6th, 2004 12:43 PM

Mubert you dumb fuck Godzilla didn't attack tokyo untill 1954. WW2 ended in 1945. So there is no way they would think it was godzilla because HE DIDN'T EXIST.


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