Caption this, fuckers!!
 

EL PENTE DIABLO!

Holy christ, tell me that isn't you.

I think he looks a lot better shaved and short-haired :(

GREAT CAPTION!! :lol :lol :lol

Dude, you look like your avatar. :(

No, I'm much more terrifying.

That face will haunt my dreams forever.

Its Crazy Dude!

Here is my caption:

*KNOCK KNOCK* "Open up in there!"
"OMG! IT IS THE FAGET POLICE! :eek"

...

"I LOOK LIKE MR MCGARITY WHO IS A FAGGOT"

"PLEASE NO, DADDY! PLEASE! IT'S TOO BIG!"

OH NO THERE IS A SCARY THING AFTER ME

"Hi, I'm Protoclown. I'm moving to a neighborhood near you"
Megan's Law, named for the 7-year-old New Jersey girl assaulted and killed by a convicted sex offender in 1994, is actually a series of notification and withholding-of-notification regulations: When a low-risk offender moves into a community, only the police can be notified, and they can't pass the information along to residents. For a moderate risk offender, certain school officials and organization leaders (the head of the local YMCA, Scout leaders) will be notified but again, the local residents don't have access to the information. When it's a high-risk offender, the entire neighborhood is notified, but that could be personal notification, flyers sent home with schoolchildren (I only recently found a notice tucked into my older son's notebook about last year's school Halloween party), or letters placed into mailboxes'

The Face of a Virgin. :)

I know, that was very mean...

:)

Need fast relief from hemorrhoids? Well then don't smear red fire ants over your anus! :shocked

Not really. It would only have been mean if it weren't true.

Caption this, fuckers!!

no. fucker. >:

"OH NO! INVISIBLE GAS!"

haHAHEhaehhaehaehaehahe

PROTOCLOWN GETS A LAP DANCE. :)

HA! I knew it. The pale skin, the poofy hair and the tired eyes gave it away.

Yeah, and perhaps the fact that it's mentioned every other post in the Loveline forum...

Re: Caption this, fuckers!!
 

OMG, Rosanne is on!

"BY THE HANDS OF THE ALMIGHTY THAT CREATED ME, THIS DOCTOR'S HANDS ARE GOD DAMN COLD!"

Or you could substitute "hands" for "fingers" and "god damn cold" with "god damn thick" but I'm not gonna rag on Protoclown. Protoclown deserves respect.