:eek

Guys, don't interrupt me when I talk theology/politics/history/linguistics/sociology/the rest of the curriculum in the chat thread.

every other thread sucks except WHAT AR EYOU LISTENIN TO? :(

Guys, I am very sad to have learned that there was a classical feudalist state still existence until yesterday AND I DID NOT LIVE THERE because NOBODY BOTHERED TO TELL ME ABOUT IT.

Fun facts about the land:
Magloire's relics were venerated at the monastery until the mid-9th century when Viking raids rendered Sark unsafe and the monks departed for Jersey, taking the relics with them.

UNLIKE ITS NEWER COUNTERPART, OLD JERSEY WAS ARGUABLY MORE DESIRABLE THAN BEING RAPED AND/OR KILLED BY VIKINGS.

THANK YOU.

Fun fact, most of the stuff Seth says in here I already know or at least heard before & decided I wasn't going to remember. You'd think I'd get some more advanced in my private lessions with him, but no, it's all making out & hot, hot sex. >:

afk pickin up some bud 8]

I'd love to talk religion, but I know basically next to nothing about theology in general and anything I would have to say about it would come from a scientific perspective. I only don't believe in God (the Christian God anyway) because of reasons concerning logical fallacies, which may not be a good enough reason in the first place.

Not good enough for kahljorn anyway :x

Shit guys, don't make me learn about botany just because no other field of study is appropriate here.

I'LL DO IT, ASSHOLES.

Seth threatens to learn something new and that's genuinely frightening

Pub where's that picture of you with half a beard

I SEE ROOM FOR A THOUGHT BUBBLE HERE :eek

2005? Where it belongs! >:

I look so young there. :tear

Young'un

:(

Posted on the MySpace board for a friend, on whom I developed a crush in 1st grade that did not dissipate until roughly my junior year of high school and still pangs at my soul from time to time:

the whole thing reminds me of when your dad would make me dress like a hooker and then he'd take me out to the movies. Even though he said we'd take turns, I ALWAYS paid for both of our tickets.


It's funny I mention my junior year of high school, because that's when I joined I-Mockery to compensate for the fact that I had a fairly large number of friends and none of them actually liked me all that much.

Except for MY BESTEST BUDDY DENISE

That's my happy face. :rolleyes

With the half beard?

Hurrey up & turn the page. >:

HAPPY FACE :rolleyes

These pictures are hard to find. Maybe I should swallow my pride and just start a file >:

Awesome paint skills

OCD is happytimes. ;)

It's about the message not the medium, dick.

Watch it buddy or I'll start scandalizing your aryan-race-poster-child pictures with giant frown emoticons

That's trapped my cock in my zipper agony. :(

Creep. :rolleyes

It's better than manic spontaneity? I'll trade with you.

Even when I praise people I'm still being called a dick.

World is such harsh place :tear

Let's put Seth's awesome post on a less sucky page.

YOUR FINNISH SARCASM WAS NOT APPRECIATED! :eek

GET USED TO IT PAL BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE DEAD AND IN HELL THERE'LL BE A ROOM FULL OF US WAITING FOR YOU.

AND YOU WON'T BE ALLOWED IN THE CLOSET >:

HELL
HELL IS FOR I-MOCK
I KNOW THIS JOKE'S BEEN USED BUT IT'S STILL FUNNY TO ME

Hell is other people :eek

Hell is getting into heaven & everyone acting like you belong there.

Guys, I was going to make a Jean-Paul Sartre joke based on some abuse of the phrase "L'infer--c'est des autres" that also makes fun of everyone here.

However, last time I tried to make internet references sufficiently French I was scolded by Cecropia for doing it wrong, and I really don't like being wrong.

I will note that I really feel tempted to make flagrantly bad French posts just to resurrect Cecropia from the sepulcher of mockers lost and fallen, but that sort of summoning ritual only works on posters we don't like for the most part.

I will also note that I still have Cecropia on my AIM buddy list, and when I see her online with the prettiness of her face (GOD, why does she have to use that as her buddy icon, seriously?) unmarred by the passage of time, I feel very awkward because it's only a matter of time before I will get drunk when she's online and a six-year conversation hiatus will be formally concluded with her actually blocking me.

Speaking of all that, neither Yammy nor Miss Emma have left me messages on my Yahoo! Voicemail account for a long while.

I really hope that Willie reads that last sentence.

hahaha

Well, if he had outlined his intent in a format agreeing with the Thomist Just War formulation and then just shot the island vassal, it probably would have saved him a great deal of time, walking, and bullets. Also, it would have been technically acceptable by the principles of feudalism so there'd be no grounds for his arrest.

do you think if you'd seen the article before they dismantled the feudalism that it would have given you ideas

Well, if you could declare in a Latin proclamation that "Our sovereign lord, master of this fiefdom, is a total cocksucker and I'm taking over for the good of all the realm and the betterment of Christendom", from which you'd not only get to kill a man but you'd have control of 2 square miles of prime Channel real estate... wouldn't you HAVE to?

yahoo has a voicemail thing? whoa

goodmorning guys I have to open the pool to watch people swim at 5 AM :(

its already 3:40am over hurr :x

DOWN IN LIL OL' ASHDOWN, ARKANSAS

It did back in 2001, and the hip thing amongst the mockers was to get the free voicemail accounts and talk to each other. I remember calling some 1-800 number every half an hour from Sea World payphones to get board updates during a vacation my family took to see my aunt before she died. My aunt wanted to see Sea World one last time, I guess.

But yeah, Yahoo! and Excite both had free voicemail by some technological quirk by which that actually made good business sense for a few months. Even though Excite's was better somehow only Emma or maybe Burdock used that one and the lack of uniformity just FUCKED UP THE SYSTEM. What made it okay was that the robot for Excite's system had a comically sultry voice, just not as comically sultry as Miss Emma's.

emma is (was?) the hottest hamburglar

i don't wanna know what you guys sound like. knowing your first names is weird enough :(

:lol


Ah shit, I read everything that I missed this time

every last thing :(

i have a folder you can borrow some of mine :lol

Creep. >:

is that really you? you look a lil different

Is it the wonky eye?

yours or mine :lol

Dude, no need. :(

:(

you're a creep

You're a loser! >:

you're a weirdo

guys stop fighting srsly :(

srsly you guys :tear

BET BENT, SHITHEAD! >:

all bets are off (and bent)

you guys didn't get the joke, god, i really am a loser :(

it depends on what the joke was

What the hell are you doing here?

!! :> !!

i don't belong heeeeeeeeeeeeeere

FACEBOOK

Guys, I just realized that I made a mix-cd (for arguably academic purposes) for the cute lesbian TA who taught my class and later worked to have me removed from the university on the grounds of her having earlier stalked me enough to know my prior run-ins with mental health issues.

I did not, however, ever make a mix-cd for my ex-girlfriend who actually asked for one, and who later worked to have me removed from the university on the grounds that she came to really, really dislike me.

AWESOME.

dude that sucks :(

Yeah, you do, Cunt.

fuckin' dikes gettin' the best of ya

pub cares about me :love

CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS!?

i have some friends here, but who are YOU?

I'm Govenuh,a member of I-Mockery.com

IF YOU WERE YOU WOULD KNOW HOW TO PAGE BREAK PROPERLY! >:

i sry im noo here hay u guyz liek naruto

At least try to fool somebody, shit

this is why i stopped coming here :lol

Of course, that was coming from the guy who got his character banned in two seconds

DAMN YOU, ESHUOLIM

what now?

Search for "punkster_fx"

I'm sorry,I'm so bad at this!
:tear

ohhhhh sorry dude i thought you were talking about me for a sec x_x


punkster_fx was shit and so is this dude above me

I basically just copied and pasted some of the most retarded music afficionados ever to grace the internet

is it esuohlim and seven force who i keep confusing?

someone needs a different color avatar :rollseyes

I mean, I had to edit everything to form coherent sentences, but those are all actual opinions held by spectacular gems of humanity

i cant edit mine from here ill do it later tonight :P

hahahah you cant tell the difference between our posts thats fantastic

just the avatars really

I'm having the same problem as BTC :/

Although apparently Seven Force is retarded enough not to be able to make the background transparent

no that was done on purpose

you're just being ignorant

Haha, Rankari has found someone he outranks. :lol

fuck i didnt even think of transparency :x

Maybe this belongs in the sports* forum, but I'm not prepared to post there. (From a comment I left in a cute bisexual fencer friend's blog.)

"...Also, I'm pretty sure that Italian Grips were banned by the FIE (or maybe just in America? I forget) because they knew the horrors that would come when someone figured out the whole 'getting poked by a strap-on' joke."

*When we had the whole rotating name forum, like, "FINLAND: Land of Mystery and Wonder", did we ever have one dedicated to the guy who called himself sports? I think we might need one now more than ever.

i have a dancing baby animation with sports' avatar on it's head. i have no idea why :/

sports was the movie guy right?

What would be better is if all your annotations were numbered & contained in their own thread.

i agree. more or less, seth should have his own goddamn section on this forum