I am. :)

Also, stop being ZBF. Please. :(

http://cigars.about.com/od/cigarrevi...7/fr/opusx.htm

ES BUENO! :)

Let's se you smoke one, Kid. :|

:eek

Smokers are jokers >:

No way, Dude! It's great! Free your mind!

Me too! :lol

For sure! :lol

I liked this movie too! :lol

I played this game! :lol

I don't read comics, but your review is great! :lol

When is the next update? :lol

This album sucks! :lol

You got owned! :lol

Fail! :lol

No me gusta hablo español? :lol

All your Penis belong to Homos. >:

ALL penises belong to andrew zimmern

My little brother was watching a marathon of that guy yesterday, and I have two questions

One: Why would anyone want to watch a fat, american fuck wander into various countries, eat all their food and orgasm over everything he sticks into his enormous, flapping craw?

Two: Why would anyone watch an entire episode of him eating an endless selection of penises and evaluating each one?

Posts with legitimate comments she edits into bullshit, this she leaves.

I'm going to Sweden tomorrow.

what

I would like to hear your thoughts on the meaning & significance of that word. Especially in relation to your frequent use of it.

What?

Oh, sorry, this is the internet, we can't use punctuation...

what

What is a term used in general query, when one is confused or unsure. It is posed as a question, and can be followed by something to make it more specific.

Exempli gratia, "What are you doing with that bagpipe?"

are you satisfied, you prick

what

Excited?

:confused:

Congrats to this guy for picking the best thread to ask his question. Who here wishes to discuss something with him?

[quote=Guitar Woman;549640]What is a term used in general query, when one is confused or unsure. It is posed as a question, and can be followed by something to make it more specific.

Exempli gratia, "What are you doing with that bagpipe?"

:rolleyes

uh I mean hey guys I know latin

Hells yes. I'm going on the Viking ship.

YOU ARE NO MAN

I bet you don't even own a guitar.

Well damn it, I guess I'm too stupid to use bbCode. :lol
Sorry, Cocksucker. I am not satisfied with your copy & paste from whichever internet dictionary flicks your cooze.

If it can be followed by something to make it more specific, then why do you forever decline the opportunity.

PS: guitar = phallic symbol

I wrote all that myself!

So you flick your own cooze? Nice. :love


Way to sidestep the issue, McDuff. :rolleyes

Perhaps he would like to discuss his tuna fish sandwich. Any takers?

Hey GW, translate this: Tea mater vultum, qui peior asino asini est, habet.

Yeah, my latin sucks, bite me.:\

And yes, it's very mature, I realise.

Of all the lies in Guitar Woman's name, that one doesn't strike me as being very significant. :x

Your sucking isn't limited to your Latin use.

:dunce

GODDAMN YOU ASSHOLES AND YOUR EDITING FAGGERY! KNOCK IT OFF!

Yes, you are.

Sorry, I didn't realize that button was placed there so we don't use it.

Not in this thread & not for that.

WITH GREAT POWER (The edit button) COMES GREAT RESPONSIBLY (to not use it while someone has already begun replying to your message)

What the hell is a feminist mad lib?

...:confused:

I am a fraud on so many levels

That didn't have anything to do with anything, I'm just curious

I mean, I own a guitar, but I can't actually play the damned thing.

Maybe if I made a mad lib out of a comment on a feminist blog

SO why don't you practice

Wikipedia doesn't have anything on it, so it probably doesn't exist.

101 Ways to Piss off Pub in the Chat Thread

A shitty one?

Because my fingers are retarded

:pagebrak

And I don't really think that simply owning a guitar and not knowing how to play it makes you the Milli Vanilli of guitar enthusiasts

Did I ever say I was?

I mean, I probably did, but fuck you

Yeah, that's probably right. I can't imagine a madlib about what bastards all men are being all that entertaining.

Okay, somebody give me a proper noun

Pitchspork.

Uh, okay. Now a verb.

Do the macarena.

Sure, fine. Adjective.

Ebulient.

I am doubting your abilities in the whole grammar area, FH.

Yeah, okay, do the macarena isn't techincally ONLY a verb, but it's an action, and close enough.

And pitchspork...well, I doubt it's in a dictionary, but I'm sure you know what I mean.

And yes, I've only had 5th grade english.

So am I, but nobody else is giving any ideas. Besides, I don't buy this whole "Chick Libs" thing anyway.

Another Adjective.

Switzerland

Manly

Swiss, got it. Another adjective.

Okay, manly, that works.

Another country? This is gonna be so racist.

Switzerland?

Nevermind.

Switzerland!

verb ending in -ing

And it better not be Swissing, goddamn it

Wait for the next noun you impatient fuck.

Switzerland :orgasm

What the hell would "swissing" consist of, I wonder

milking

Switzerland :bleh

:domo

Switzerland :blah

Exotic Switzerland! :eek

Verb, past tense, ends in -ed

Switzerbanned. :(

A beautiful country that still fails to be an adjective

Bludgeoned

adjective

lathered

Yes, like "a lathered glove". It counts as an adjective...kind of.

Actually, lathered works for a later one

verb, present tense

Your attempts at crowbarring that are impressive

smear

So how feminist is this gonna be d'you think?

verb, -ing

pissing

bleeting

WILLIE WINS, SENIORALITY