I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

i live in Pitchspork and do the macarena five minutes from that school. you don't understand the serenity of that area until you've been there and something like this is so Ebulient

the misogyny that surrounds these events is Swiss and manly i live 40 minutes from where this occurred, 10 minutes from where columbine happened...and NO ONE is milking about the shootings. maybe a few people bludgeoned it the day it happened, and everyone was watching the news...but in the days following, it was like the pink elephant in the corner of the room. as massive as columbine was people are still talking about it, and i believe the reason people aren't discussing what happened in bailey is because of the way he picked the girls and lathered them. no one wants to smear about that over lunch, now do they?

and now with pennsylvania...still nothing. no discourse, no ranting--just the typical newsheadings and pissing about what went wrong in the killer's life to make him do this. nothing about the fact that he targeted young girls and brutally hurled them in a style laden with misogynistic dominance.
sorry for the rant.

PROJECT FAILURE. Feminist mad libs suck, they should get a sense of humor

Fat_Hippo

Apr 16th, 2008 08:24 PM

Yeah, but it's difficult to know what will be funny when you don't have a context to put them into.

Grislygus

Apr 16th, 2008 08:25 PM

I blame womyn

Grislygus

Apr 16th, 2008 08:25 PM

And you, but that's a given

Fat_Hippo

Apr 16th, 2008 08:26 PM

"he picked the girls and lathered them. no one wants to smear about that over lunch, now do they?"

Did anybody else understand this in a realy pervy way?:\

I need to get my mind out of the gutter.

Asila

Apr 16th, 2008 08:26 PM

I blame gender unspecific terms, and if you have to end something with 'sorry for the rant' then don't write it.

Grislygus

Apr 16th, 2008 08:28 PM

I actually like how misogyny turned out to be swiss and manly

Fat_Hippo

Apr 16th, 2008 08:28 PM

Asila

Apr 16th, 2008 08:28 PM

Score one for the manly swiss

Grislygus

Apr 16th, 2008 08:30 PM

Unlike like those cultured, well-adjusted new zealish swine, the Swiss are not afraid to beat their women with oversized novelty chocolate bars

Fat_Hippo

Apr 16th, 2008 08:32 PM

We're great.

Fat_Hippo

Apr 16th, 2008 08:35 PM

I think I'm actually gonna put that into my sig.

Grislygus

Apr 16th, 2008 08:37 PM

Feminists suck. Now christians, those guys have a real healthy sense of humor.

Take this guy, for instance.

Fat_Hippo

Apr 16th, 2008 08:37 PM

Alright, I'm going to bed now, I'm tired. Night.

Asila

Apr 16th, 2008 08:38 PM

I bet if I cared to, I could find a website about that.

Fat_Hippo

Apr 16th, 2008 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 549778)

Feminists suck. Now christians, those guys have a real healthy sense of humor.

Take this guy, for instance.

:lol I'll check it out properly tommorrow. This ought to be good.

Grislygus

Apr 16th, 2008 08:39 PM

Pansy

Grislygus

Apr 16th, 2008 08:40 PM

Probably don't have the balls for an immediate blast of God's fury, gotta work up some nerve first

Fat_Hippo

Apr 16th, 2008 08:40 PM

It's 1:40 in the morning! I stayed up an extra 40 minutes just for this fucking feminist adlib, so night night everyone.

Asila

Apr 16th, 2008 08:40 PM

That guy sure knows a lot about teh eval feminists, for being someone who hates them

Fat_Hippo

Apr 16th, 2008 08:41 PM

You can't deal with god at this time of night.

Grislygus

Apr 16th, 2008 08:44 PM

It's an ungodly hour

And if you just have to quote me, at least have the decency to put in the whole thing

Get rid of the peanut gallery comment hanging around the bottom there, I don't want any open-mike shindig crowding out my brilliant work

Asila

Apr 16th, 2008 08:45 PM

Yeah, I was dismayed at how you ruined the flow

:asskissing

Grislygus

Apr 16th, 2008 08:46 PM

I'll show you a real flow right here

Grislygus

Apr 16th, 2008 08:52 PM

Now I'm bored again

LAY DOWN YOUR SOUL
FOR THE GODS OF ROCK AND ROLL

Pub Lover

Apr 16th, 2008 08:53 PM

I haven't mentioned that GG's use of the improper term 'New Zealish' in relation to me is really irritating, mainly because I think it might make him stop. ;)

Oh wait, I forgot! I'm switzerbanned. :(

Grislygus

Apr 16th, 2008 08:55 PM

VICTORY

What is the actual adjective, anyway

Pub Lover

Apr 16th, 2008 08:55 PM

Twatface.

Grislygus

Apr 16th, 2008 08:55 PM

Oh, like the Swiss would ever ban anything. They're like the neutral planet from Futurama

Grislygus

Apr 16th, 2008 08:56 PM

IT'S A BEIGE ALERT

Pub Lover

Apr 16th, 2008 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dread Naught (Post 549743)

Do yourself a favor, put those comics down. Face up to the fact that any day could be your last...

The man's last day doesn't involve reading comic books, but it sure involves a hell of a lot of wasting your time on the internet. :eek

Maybe he'd like to discuss that?

Grislygus

Apr 16th, 2008 08:58 PM

Oh my god

Grislygus

Apr 16th, 2008 08:58 PM

I can click that little arrow in the quote there and see what the hell somebody's talking about

Grislygus

Apr 16th, 2008 08:59 PM

I sometimes amaze myself

Asila

Apr 16th, 2008 09:04 PM

Oh my god, so you can

Pub Lover

Apr 16th, 2008 09:07 PM

Guys, stop mucking around. You're scaring me. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dread Naught (Post 549705)

I found myself in hell. I walked a path of blood, there I saw a demon gathering the spirits of the annimals that had been sacrificed. He looked at me and pointed to the gates, "they have not yet appointed a place for you. But when they do, know that you shall know misery and sufferring." I asked, "why am I here?" He said, "because you are of the wrong tribe." I turned, and saw my own mother awaiting there as well.

I walked in a forest made of darkness. I came upon a brilliant light, it spoke to me. But I could not understand for its voice was but a whisper to my ears. There was someone there that let me know what it was saying. I grew angry for what was being said, I turned in my anger and began walking back into the forest of darkness. An arm was placed around me, and a voice said, "it will be okay."

I was walking home one day, I began to speak out at certain things. As I had passed a store, a man grabbed me up and pushed me down, "you are nothing but a communist!" I grew angry, but let it pass. I turned from him, as I did so, I saw the people of the town having a great celebration. But the banners that flew held upon them the insignia of the nazis.

well shit son, that means you're gay

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 549711)

yeah, we don't discuss things here

you should try 4chan instead

:orgasm

Pub Lover

Apr 16th, 2008 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dread Naught (Post 549804)

Ah. But by the mere fact that you have responded to my question, you have peeked my interest. Now I must stay.

Dammit, Willie! Why did you go & peek him? >:

Pub Lover

Apr 16th, 2008 09:12 PM

Also, I have pretty much responded to everything he's said, but I guess there is no reason to read the thread at the top of the forum. :x

Pub Lover

Apr 16th, 2008 09:13 PM

Pub Lover

Apr 16th, 2008 09:14 PM

Silly Astrodog, you can't build a spaceship out of wood! :rolleyes

Asila

Apr 16th, 2008 09:38 PM

But he dreams. Oh, he dreams.

and :love @ willie

Pub Lover

Apr 17th, 2008 12:04 AM

I do like GW's personality and sense of humour, but at the same time she is such a piece of shit.

Guitar Woman

Apr 17th, 2008 12:14 AM

I don't like Pub's either of those

Pub Lover

Apr 17th, 2008 12:26 AM

Yeah? Awesome. :(

Guitar Woman

Apr 17th, 2008 12:28 AM

haha, j/k

Pub Lover

Apr 17th, 2008 12:42 AM

haha, fag. :lol

:(

Pub Lover

Apr 17th, 2008 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 549849)

I do like the game's personality and sense of humor, but at the same time it's such a piece of shit

When I was kid, in the place that I lived, you were either a Mortal Kombat player or a Street Fighter fag & you were not allowed to like, or even play, both.

Not getting an allowance from my parents meant I was forced to stand with the fat kids who spent all their money on candy. :(

kahljorn

Apr 17th, 2008 02:09 AM

I just wanted to let everybody in this thread know that I wear pajamas everywhere. :)

Sethomas

Apr 17th, 2008 02:31 AM

The pic is original :) yes.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Me
Date: Apr 16, 2008 7:25 AM

I'm trying to crack down on random friend requests, but if you actually respond to this then I'll know it's true love.

But if you just want more random friends because your self-esteem is too low when your friend count drops below 600, I'll just kindly remind you that you have a pretty face and you seem intelligent enough to spell correctly, and from what I can tell your rack qualifies as "nice". That should be reason enough for high self-esteem!

hugs and kisses,
-Me

P. S. Do you really like my user pic?
**
Fuck you, MySpace.

Pub Lover

Apr 17th, 2008 02:33 AM

The nights are getting cold so I've started wearing pyjamas again. When the snow kicks in I'll not be able to take them off & will simply dress over them. :x

Zomboid

Apr 17th, 2008 02:35 AM

Today I was wondering who this "Asila" person is and why I have them on my ignore list. I clicked view post a few times and it became very apparent :(

Pub Lover

Apr 17th, 2008 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 549882)

from what I can tell your rack qualifies as "nice"..

:lol

Seth said what? :eek

Pub Lover

Apr 17th, 2008 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 549886)

Today I was wondering who this "Asila" person is and why I have them on my ignore list. I clicked view post a few times and it became very apparent :(

Where you been, Z-Man? I've missed you telling me & GW that we suck & our babies would suck so much they would be taken to CERN to show those stuck up fucker what they're doing wrong.

I mean, making a black hole? It can't be that hard!

Zomboid

Apr 17th, 2008 03:53 AM

Finals. I'll have a bit of time after I'm done to return to that. I think of you whenever I see a guy with long hair longingly staring at girls/girly guys.

HickMan

Apr 17th, 2008 08:26 AM

Guys! I'm in the Army now!

T-Rex

Apr 17th, 2008 08:48 AM

I have a buddy in the Royal Marines and he says apart from the Talibans in Afghanistan, the British/American camp often gets invaded by these little shits:

Also, he was telling me about the Sniper Training course he took to get a promotion. Basically, you have three days to sneak up on your target. Your target is just a dude with binoculars in a lookout spot trying to find you. If he spots you, it's over. Everything has to be done really slowly.

Fat_Hippo

Apr 17th, 2008 08:53 AM

What the shit is that? It looks like it came straight out of a video game.

T-Rex

Apr 17th, 2008 09:29 AM

It's a camel spider, he said. I don't think they're venomous but I sure wouldn't like to find out.

MattJack

Apr 17th, 2008 10:49 AM

I just put some bbq sauce on dem

T-Rex

Apr 17th, 2008 11:23 AM

Man, it is way too hot! Since when is April in England the equivalent to the being in the exact middle of a volcano*.

* Clearly, the hottest part of any volcano is the exact middle.

MattJack

Apr 17th, 2008 11:36 AM

how hot is it there?

T-Rex

Apr 17th, 2008 11:57 AM

The BBC weather report for my area is 14C but I swear it feels more like 16-18. People are walking around in tees and shorts!

MattJack

Apr 17th, 2008 11:59 AM

what the fu*k is 14C? that shit sounds like a super villain

speak 'merican boy

T-Rex

Apr 17th, 2008 12:11 PM

Celcius, sorry.

14C = 57F

18C = 64F

In Cambridge and South East England, 13-15 is like summers low temps and about 18-23 is summer highs. Usually.

Fat_Hippo

Apr 17th, 2008 12:16 PM

You think 16-18 degress Celcius is high? You british folk!:lol

Well, okay, it is high for April, but middle of volcano?

T-Rex

Apr 17th, 2008 12:24 PM

Oh yes! It sure is high for Good Old Blighty dude. Last summer we got as high as mainland Europe. It gets hotter than that in Switzerland?

MetalMilitia

Apr 17th, 2008 12:43 PM

No way, last summer it rained almost constantly. I remember TWO sunny days total.

T-Rex

Apr 17th, 2008 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 549946)

No way, last summer it rained almost constantly. I remember TWO sunny days total.

Word. '06 was a better year, but '07 wasn't bad! Which part are you in MM?

Fat_Hippo

Apr 17th, 2008 01:02 PM

Oh T-Rex, I remember the summer of 2003...that summer sucked. In the hottest parts of Switzerland it was up to 40 degress, and that was where I happened to be at the time, in a house without air conditioning. I sweated like a pig.

Okay, it wasn't quite that hot most summers, but we usually get around 25-30 degrees in the sommer. That's the norm, unless you're up in the mountains or something.

ElPila666

Apr 17th, 2008 01:51 PM

that melted all their chocolate bars

Tadao

Apr 17th, 2008 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T-Rex (Post 549908)

I saw a show on that. I would really enjoy doing that. I guess the spotter talks to a guy via a walkie talkie and has him go to the spot he thinks you're at and touch that spot with a stick and if you get touched you are spotted.

liquidstatik

Apr 17th, 2008 02:17 PM

so i'm trying to quit smoking cigarettes, but i want one so fucking bbaaaaaaaaad :'(

Tadao

Apr 17th, 2008 02:20 PM

I'm gonna smoke one now.

liquidstatik

Apr 17th, 2008 02:22 PM

yeah, i just lit up a newport

Pub Lover

Apr 17th, 2008 02:49 PM

That was the worst rendition of the war between Celsius & Fahrenheit this thread has ever seen. >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madface (Post 549928)

Holy snap! I had no idea Halford was voicing in it. My interest has officially been peaked.

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 549850)

piqued

Sethomas

Apr 17th, 2008 02:56 PM

Fuck you guys, I use Kelvin. And I've said that before any of you shits prompted it.

Pub Lover

Apr 17th, 2008 02:57 PM

If there was an active mod that still patrolled these forums (and Esuohlim doesn't count as he is too scared of losing his powers to ever use them) then I wouldn't at all be surprised to see every T-Rex & Fat_Hippo post of the last 24 hours dumped in here.

Pub Lover

Apr 17th, 2008 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 549977)

Fuck you guys, I use Kelvin. And I've said that before any of you shits prompted it.

I was totally going to mention you & that, but decided I wasn't gonna summon you from your studies of your own navel. :(

Sethomas

Apr 17th, 2008 03:05 PM

Umm, please demonstrate what that's referencing, if it's a reference, that I might worry much less about your inside sources into my goings-on.

Asila

Apr 17th, 2008 03:08 PM

Taken completely out of context, that last exchange does conjure up an extremely interesting mental image.

MadballChibcha

Apr 17th, 2008 03:28 PM

I can see it... lol

Pub Lover

Apr 17th, 2008 04:09 PM

You can? Is it dead people? :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 549990)

I HAVE NOTHING MEAN TO SAY ABOUT STALFROSGR BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A NICE GUY AND I'D FEEL BAD :(

Everytime I read one of his posts I have to conjure a mental image of his face & reread it. It makes him more bearable.

Esuohlim

Apr 17th, 2008 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 549978)

(and Esuohlim doesn't count as he is too scared of losing his powers to ever use them)

For one thing I'm against dumping posts in this thread because I actually read this thread (:() and I'd rather there be a "SHIT POSTS" thread for that kind of stuff, say, in the crime lab. :(

After that I'd happily move every one of Fat Hippo's sarcasm-impaired not-joke-getting boring fag posts to said thread.

T-Rex on the other hand I don't actually hate yet so idk

Pub Lover

Apr 17th, 2008 04:19 PM

Could you start that thread then?

Name it "Hey Chojin or Boogie dump this in the chat room when you get a chance because I'm a Spaz"

Esuohlim

Apr 17th, 2008 04:24 PM

You know when people are looking down from a very high place, say a cliff or the top of a building, and you hear about that sudden impulse that they have to hurl themselves off of it?

I often get that same impulse about deleting this thread.

Pub Lover

Apr 17th, 2008 04:30 PM

Has it been a week already? Good golly, you're right it has.

If this thread gets torpedoed, I get my edit button back.

Pub Lover

Apr 17th, 2008 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lubna (Post 550004)

Hello
Friend nice to meet you .shakespeare keats are my fabourite poet .Keats is a poet of nature . Nature find her reality in Keats poems.I also like to hear song.

______________
Anthony

It's no secret that Fender makes great guitar amps, but which one is the best? We think it's the Blues Junior. Find out why. spam

Spam bots that appreciate poetry. Gentlemen, the day approaches when they will know love. On that day, will you have the heart to call for their banishment?

Equality for spambots.

Pub Lover

Apr 17th, 2008 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f-four (Post 549947)

Name- Mike
Age-18
job- None right now
where are you at?- New York
how did you find out about this site?- Heard about it from Guitar Woman
what's your favorite thing about the site?- It's funny
why did you start posting- Cause I wanted to, lol
Level of Educ.- In college
hobbies- Music, video games
fav. music/band- Rage Against the Machine
fav. book- (none)
fav. movie- The Matrix
Fav. Video Game- Donkey Kong 64
fav. food- Italian
In high school you were voted most likely to...- My high school didn't have those things
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I got the name F4 from "Freaky forester" (a RuneScape character) and eventually made it ffourester. I was originally here in December 07 but got banned because everyone else who came in from the forum I was on decided to spam.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 550025)

ffourester... that rings a bell.
Oh yeah, you were one of Guitar Woman's toadies that was banned a while back.

Detective Jake Busey Jnr. is on the case :crime

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