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DEAR FUCKS WHO THOUGHT I WAS GONE,
YOU'RE IGNORANT. |
YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE BUT I'M BACK
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I GONE I'M WAS BUT THOUGHT BACK YOU
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BACK IN BLACK, HIT THE SACK
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DAMNIT SAM YOU BROUGHT NEEN BACK
IGNORANT |
HEY GUYS I'M BACK TOO
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LIQUIDSTATIK I LOVE YOU TOO SHUTUP AND KISS ME
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That isn't a font size. :rolleyes
you can't get paased 20, I think. :( |
SEVEN?
TEN? bullshit, i say. >: |
Happy Birthday, Liquidstatik. :)
Now you're 21 you can get all the booze you want, and that'll help now that you've totally greyed out the "I forgot how old I am" excuse with the girls. ;) |
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If I was a mod all I would do is label youtube links and be ranty about doing it.
I don't need that. >: DON'T MAKE PUB A MOD! :eek |
I labeled it.
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I guess you labeled it with yer dick, and that's why I can't see it. >:
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This video is not available in my country? Even if I click the link I have no idea what it's for, stupid New Zealand.
You're welcome, Danny. |
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Tadao what's it like being 40 years old and posting on an internet message board full of children
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KIDZ-ZONE™ NO GROWN-UPS ALLOWED |
ne1 of u guyz seen da puniser alredy?
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Hey Rankeri why don't you go finnish what you were doing elsewhere :rolleyes
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what?
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haha, nevermind, i got it
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Damn straight.
Wish me luck, people. My first coursework hand-in. I think everythings finished. Oh God. |
KICK SOME FUCKING ASS, OKAY?
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THAT IS JUST LIKE SAYING "GOOD LUCK".
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Did someone already make a girl Chojin joke
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Try reading the file name of the above gif. :(
I wanna 'ave yer babbies, Shrub. :( |
Pffft Chojin himself is female Chojin
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Also I'm totally over you now Shrub :rolleyes
Where's drumming4buddha >: |
THE SAME PLACE ALL THE LYING, NO-GOOD, CHEATING, LOW-DOWN, WHOREBAG SKANKS GO. >:
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Texas?
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IM HIGH BUT I WANNA GET HIGAH
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I'm high but I wanna get drunker :\
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There she is.
Found her! |
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I'll take my chances :(
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how's it going everybody :)
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Bullet Witch is either Satan or Battletoads in terms of difficulty, I just can't decide which.
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i got $3.75 in wheat pennies today including two steel cents.
my life is exciting. i just got off work about 15 minutes ago and i go back in four hours from now! |
well that's too bad :<
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I start Winter work next Sunday.
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Biggest Business Opportunities from Vietnam with the best Vietnam shoes
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guys i think i have conjunctivitis this sucks >:
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I have a lot to do and I don't want to do any of it
and how come the dog needs to pee more often when it's cold out :( |
AHAHAHAHA SO CLOSE, SO CLOSE TO BUGGING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS MOODY OREGON HELLHOLE FOR A FULL GLORIOUS WEEK WITH BOOZE AND FRIENDS AND SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA SUNSHINE
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY THEMESONG FOR DECEMBER |
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I feel really shitty.
I need time off, beer, sex and sleep. I have none. |
I WILL GIVE YOU SEX >: >: >: >: >: >:
SAM'S NOT HERE OK LET'S DO THIS THING |
But you love buddha now!
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Love is no prerequisite for sex.
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Shh.....
Lust, then. |
hey shrubfest let's you and me lez it up a little
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Nice try. Sex the man.
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Mmmmm. Internet orgy.
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Come on, Gus, Oregon's not THAT BAD
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The womin. How much fer da womin?
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Sup ladies?
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I'm supposed to write my own bio for like 4 different places and I can't think of anything relevant to say and I'm bad at this.
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SAY THIS: "ASHYRQWNF@#QFSDACASD#%WEASDFSDAGF@#$%WAERFSD"
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That's one down, 3 to go.
I was thinking of saying I was a stupid fat whore who's boring. |
Yeah, the Bio part sucks. Talk about your cancer and how you survived it. People will buy your art. Hell put pink ribbons on the frames! SELL OUT KITSA! IT'S CALLING YOU!
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I never called you a stupid fat whore ok I'm not an asshole
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Heh.
This has made me testy. One magazine bought a picture of one of my closets for $25. I don't think my cancer thing is relevant to it- maybe my OCD thing. |
I'M HERE NOW AND GOING STRONG OFF TWO WHOLE HOURS OF SLEEP, LET'S THE DAMN THING. >:
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ALSO, NOT THE WORST THING I'VE BEEN INFERED TO SAY TO HER |
fuck if i care what you guys say to me
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I went to see Stella last night. 3 hour drive. The weather wasn't bad but apparently Erie, Pennsylvania doesn't salt their roads and instead uses sand which causes non-stop slush. After the show I got snubbed by them while getting a poster signed. Not even a hey or eye contact. I'm not impressed.
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BUT DID IT MAKE UP FOR GETTING DITCHED BY YOUR SLUTTY SKANK OF A GIRLFRIEND?
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WHATEVER YOU FAT HACK OF A MODERATOR.
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If you have any suggestions concerning what I could do to make I-Mockery a better place please shoot me an email and let me know!
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Hey Guitar Woman, did you find another copy of Pokemon or are you still waiting for me?
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FATHOM ZERO
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HEY I'M GONNA BE AN ALCOHOLIC WHEN I GROW UP
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I hate sending out Christmas cards :( It feels like a total waste and do people even keep them?
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I STILL HAVE EVERY XMAS AND BDAY CARD GIVEN TO ME >:
I HAVE HOARDER GENES PRETTY MUCH FROM EVERY DIRECTION, SO I BIN AS MUCH AS I CAN, BUT I CAN NEVER GET MYSELF TO DITCH THE CARDS. >: THEN I LOOK THROUGH THEM AND GENTLY WEEP >: |
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SHRUBFEST I WOULD LET YOU SLEEP AND GO TO YOUR LECTURES FOR YOU AND TAKE THE MOST WONDERFUL NOTES AND WHEN I CAME BACK I'D BRING YOU COFFEE OR TEA. :tear
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