ill raise you 2 wtfs

I see that and raise you 5 IMO.

I CALL.

Pair of 7s :(

I'M ALL ACES

jk 2 pair bitch

I plan on making 500 posts in this thread tonight if anybodys interested in pulling an all nighter with me.

My parents are in PA.

Yeah OK but not until like 12:00 EDT (OR EST, WHAT TIME OF YEAR IS IT :(). I'll be there then.

That sounds very creamy.

THIS ONE'S FOR SAM

MAKE A HOLE WITH A GUN PERPENDICULAR
TO THE NAME OF THIS TOWN IN A DESKTOP GLOBE
EXIT WOUND IN A FOREIGN NATION
SHOWING THE HOME OF THE ONE THIS WAS WRITTEN FOR

MY APARTMENT LOOKS UPSIDE DOWN FROM THERE
WATER SPIRALS THE WRONG WAY OUT THE SINK
AND HER VOICE IS A BACKWARDS RECORD
IT'S LIKE A WHIRLPOOL AND IT NEVER ENDS

ANA NG AND I ARE GETTING OLD AND WE STILL HAVEN'T WALKED IN THE GLOW OF EACH OTHER'S MAJESTIC PRESENCE
LISTEN ANA HEAR MY WORDS THEY'RE THE ONES YOU WOULD THINK I WOULD SAY IF THERE WAS A ME FOR YOU

ALL ALONE AT THE '64 WORLD'S FAIR
80 DOLLS YELLING "SMALL GIRL AFTER ALL"
WHO WAS AT THE DUPONT PAVILION?
WHY WAS THE BENCH STILL WARM? WHO HAD BEEN THERE?

OR THE TIME WHEN THE STORM TANGLED UP THE WIRE
TO THE HORN ON THE POLE AT THE BUS DEPOT
AND IN THE BACK OF THE EDGE OF HEARING
THESE ARE THE WORDS THE VOICE WAS REPEATING

ANA NG AND I ARE GETTING OLD AND WE STILL HAVEN'T WALKED IN THE GLOW OF EACH OTHER'S MAJESTIC PRESENCE
LISTEN ANA HEAR MY WORDS THEY'RE THE ONES YOU WOULD THINK I WOULD SAY IF THERE WAS A ME FOR YOU

WHEN I WAS DRIVING ONCE I SAW THIS PAINTED ON A BRIDGE:
"I DON'T WANT THE WORLD, I JUST WANT YOUR HALF"

THEY DON'T NEED ME HERE, AND I KNOW YOU'RE THERE
WHERE THE WORLD GOES BY LIKE THE HUMID AIR
AND IT STICKS LIKE A BROKEN RECORD
EVERYTHING STICKS LIKE A BROKEN RECORD
EVERYTHING STICKS UNTIL IT GOES AWAY
AND THE TRUTH IS, WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING

ANA NG AND I ARE GETTING OLD AND WE STILL HAVEN'T WALKED IN THE GLOW OF EACH OTHER'S MAJESTIC PRESENCE
LISTEN ANA HEAR MY WORDS THEY'RE THE ONES YOU WOULD THINK I WOULD SAY IF THERE WAS A ME FOR YOU

ANA NG AND I ARE GETTING OLD AND WE STILL HAVEN'T WALKED IN THE GLOW OF EACH OTHER'S MAJESTIC PRESENCE
LISTEN ANA HEAR MY WORDS THEY'RE THE ONES YOU WOULD THINK I WOULD SAY IF THERE WAS A ME FOR YOU

ANA NG AND I ARE GETTING OLD AND WE STILL HAVEN'T WALKED IN THE GLOW OF EACH OTHER'S MAJESTIC PRESENCE
LISTEN ANA HEAR MY WORDS THEY'RE THE ONES YOU WOULD THINK I WOULD SAY IF THERE WAS A ME FOR YOU

holy Caps Lock Milhouse! :eek

WHAT IS LOVE?

BABY DONT HURT ME
DONT HURT ME
NO MORE

I dunno wtf that means but ill be up all night. :rolleyes

ARE YOU FROM AMERICA MATT?

im from the north version, the south version is outdated.

HEY NO PROB I GOT A LOT OF A&W ROOT BEER AND ICE CREAM I'M GOING TO MAKE ROOT BEER FLOATS I MEAN SHIT I'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT TOO

LOL FUCK YOU IM BEING SERIOUS :(

I THINK IM FROM AMERICA IT'S 9:36 PM HERE :O

whens alicia gonna call :(

you be drop dead asleep by 2 harty

I'LL TAKE YOU UP ON THAT BET.

who else is watchin the daily show :o

I 'm watching you through your window. :eek

I was watching Seinfeld instead. It was funny. :(

ALSO IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT WHERE ARE YOU MATT HARTY? :(

IF MATT DOESN'T GET HERE SOON HE WON'T GET THE NICKNAME "PARTY HARTY" :(