IT'S HER BIRTHDAY SHE CAN HAVE WHATEVER SHE WANTS

I'LL PUT MY COCK IN HER CAKE

Special cream filling, eh sam? ;):

NO, JUST JIZZ

Thanks, Tad. :love

Happy new years ladies and fellas :squigly

did everyone else enjoy their sparkling grape juice

helluva night to have bronchitis

I just got the easiest fucking anniversary date to remember EVER. Happy New Year's, guys; best one for me ever. :rock

hapy new years guys hope you all have a good oes or good one <3

Good Luck witrh that, Sapster. The i-mock track record hasn't been great of late. HNY and all that.

And, elx, I enjoyed my glass of Talisker immensely. Thank you for asking. :)

Best new year of the decade!!
I put on

the jukebox and the DROP IT happened to play right during the ball drop at the right time.

:rock:rock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI-ijODN86I&fmt=22

i play videogames

Ahaha, thanks, Flagg. I know I'm sure as hell not going anywhere; it's not every day you hook up with a girl who not only understands the importance of zombie preparedness, but also has BLUE FUCKING HAIR. :love

:HIGHFIVE

:FIVE'D

Hahaha last night I told my GF where to meet back up if we get separated during an apocalypse.

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

BIGTIMECOW HASN'T SAID ANYTHING SO I'M ASSUMING HE DIDN'T GET MY TEXT MESSAGES SINCE I CHECKED THE NUMBER I HAD AND IT WAS WRONG :(

I'M SORRY TO WHOEVER RECEIVED ALL THE MESSAGES I SENT :(

what did you try sending to me sam?!

all kinds of shit man :(