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Boy gets revenge on sister by posting her hookup list

It always amazes me how born-and-bred internet people can never spot an obvious joke a mile off

OH WAIT, WE ALREADY HAVE A THREAD DEDICATED TO BELIEVING IN IT

MAH BAD

Chojin

Jan 21st, 2010 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 668781)

Pretty sure all the girls coming to her internet defense on the forums that's been posted to are evidence that it could very easily be real

Grislygus

Jan 21st, 2010 01:48 PM

All you have to do is post a single picture of an unhappy cat getting wet on Facebook and lonely girls/stupid people will rally to its defense against you, the oppressor, in waves

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jan 21st, 2010 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 668773)

And there's your answer! :D

BTW she logs on all the time just to see who's talking about her. At least that's what I think, she doesn't post anymore. Not since someone tried to access her account! :stalkermeetstalkee

She keeps PM'ing me so after this I'm just going to post everything that gets pm'd to me.

Tadao

Jan 21st, 2010 02:36 PM

Grading 1st graders schoolwork is hilarious.

Colonel Flagg

Jan 21st, 2010 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 668787)

She keeps PM'ing me so after this I'm just going to post everything that gets pm'd to me.

Thank you for that. :\

Grislygus

Jan 21st, 2010 03:18 PM

What, are you kidding? Post the entire back-and-forth conversation in its entirety RIGHT NOW

It's the officially recognized sport of I-Mockery, for Christ's sake

Colonel Flagg

Jan 21st, 2010 03:22 PM

But do it in a separate thread so we can follow it properly, and mock it accordingly. :posh

bigtimecow

Jan 21st, 2010 03:35 PM

WIPING MY COMPUTER CLEAN AND REBOOTING VISTA BYE GUYS FOREVER HOPEFULLY NOT

Grislygus

Jan 21st, 2010 03:45 PM

YOU ARE IN THE DUNGEON OF REDUNDANT BULLSHIT

COMMAND?

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Sam	Jan 21st, 2010 03:46 PM

DRINK WHISKEY

Grislygus

Jan 21st, 2010 03:48 PM

YOU ARE NOW HAPPY

COMMAND?

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Grislygus

Jan 21st, 2010 03:56 PM

YOU ARE NOW DEPRESSED

YOU CAN NOW FIGHT WITH GREAT VALOR

YOU ARE NOW OUT OF

WHISKEY

COMMAND?

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Tadao

Jan 21st, 2010 04:00 PM

inv

Grislygus

Jan 21st, 2010 04:04 PM

YOU CHECK YOUR INVENTORY

YOU HAVE ONE MAG-LIGHT

YOU HAVE FOUR JERKY

YOU HAVE ONE SARCASM

YOU HAVE ONE VOMIT BAG

YOU HAVE ONE COMPASS

YOU HAVE ONE KNIFE

YOU HAVE ONE MOTHER

COMMAND?

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Sam	Jan 21st, 2010 04:06 PM

inspect mag-light

Grislygus

Jan 21st, 2010 04:08 PM

YOU INSPECT

MAG LIGHT

THIS IS A FLASH LIGHT. A SEMI TRUCK CAN OVER IT. IT CAN BE USED TO BEAT MINORITIES

COMMAND?

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Tadao

Jan 21st, 2010 04:12 PM

look in vomit bag

Sam	Jan 21st, 2010 04:12 PM

use mag-light on Tadao

Grislygus

Jan 21st, 2010 04:14 PM

SAM

USE MAG LIGHT

+10 AGAINST MINORITIES

TADAO

INSPECT VOMIT BAG

THIS IS A VOMIT BAG. IT IS NOW FILLED WITH BLOOD.

TADAO

HAS A CONCUSSION

COMMAND?

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Wiffles

Jan 21st, 2010 04:14 PM

THROW BABY

Grislygus

Jan 21st, 2010 04:16 PM

YOU DO NOT HAVE THIS ITEM

YOU HAVE ONE MOTHER

COMMAND?

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