FUCK

I GOT 24 OUT OF 28 ON THE JOB TEST

I'M JUST ANOTHER ABOVE-AVERAGE JACKOFF

I just want you to know, we are all counting on you.

Well you are a pretty terrible student. Kidding aside did they say you're out of the running or are you still waiting to find out?

Answers after you post those pms

The problem is that there isn't any pass or fail, it's simply a question of how much BETTER you did than everybody else. An 85% isn't bad, but it definitely means that there are a lot of people who did better, which is BAD

Well, maybe nobody did any better in my group, but they're testing groups of people every day. The curve will not be good

Too bad the subject wasn't rain, trees and coffee

Get the other candidates into a Suicide Circle train station scene...as Tadao said, throw the curve.

Some of them ran away :lol

Dunno why, it was basic logic. LOOK AT THE MAP. HOW MANY HOUSES ARE THERE ON SPRING STREET? I wasdone twelve minutes before everyone else, and it was only a thirty minute test :\

One slick slagass in a corny black leather jacket abruptly leaped up in the last five minutes, gave the recruiters the test and shakily informed the wrold at large that "I... I... I've decided I'm not really interested anymore" and sprinted out

:lol

Some of the questions pissed me off, though.



WHAT

Maybe his niece is younger or older than the daughter. That's bullshit.

He had two daughters, Maria was the older one so I just put her in

INCEST IN THE TEST, Y'ALL

there should be a E right? E is the spouse.

No E's in that section

But there's 5 inputs! THIS IS MADNESS!

It's government work, whaddaya 'spect

It's a test to see if you're more comfortable with incest or homosexuality.

DAMMAT

ITS A TRICK QUESTION YOU DONT FILL THAT ONE IN

THAT OR THE NIECE SINCE SHE COULD TECHNICALLY NOT BE RELATED TO HIM (EX-WIFE'S SISTER OR BROTHER'S KID)

edit: i think that's how nephewry/niecery works, anyhow

today i got willie's cookies

:love you

YAY :eek

I LOOK IT UP AND YEAH THE NIECE IS THE LEAST INAPPROPRIATE ANSWER