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YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LICK IT OFF OF SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN DRINKING IT AND PARTICIPATING IN SPORTS BECAUSE IT SEEPS OUT OF THEIR PORES IN A VARIETY OF NEON COLORS
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That "float like a butterfly, float, float, float like a butterfly, and sting like a bee, bee, sting like a bee" commercial annoys the piss out of me.
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plus I can't keep it up when I'm banging pretentious girls, she'd probably wear a monocole and the entire time lecture me on how I should be doing it in the appropriate missionary style and how I'm not doing the missionary position right because my penis isn't at the exact pre-determined angle I dunno dude it seems like too much work. I'd probably have to google for like five hours before i could even have sex with her. |
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aww dont mind them, People like to heckle, but they really love you, and wish they were like you ^.^
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blablablablaBLABLAHNAOWnolonger interested in getting up to speed on the chat thread
how yalldoin |
I like you elx. You too, Wiffles. :tear
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wudoin gris
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Writing more crap and laughing at the Racial Slur Database
I really, really adore how slurs like "Ape" and "Ace of Spades" are supposedly "self explanatory", and how the database assures us that the Chinese actually did use to eat their babies |
i start classes tomorrow mother fuckers :eek
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Congrajamulations, I guess
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By this time day after tomorrow, I'll have a kid.
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That's a bit of a game-changer.
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:lol just kidding you're alright.
I FIXED MY OWN WORLD WIDE INTERNETS :O but for some reason my phone still doesn't work ;/ maybe it got shut off or something. |
I'm an effing moron. I can't ever read the instructions and do something right the first time. I always do it wrong first, then see what I did, fix it, then I'm OK from then on. This happened to me twice today. Does anyone else suffer from this condition?
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Sometimes, but sometimes making mistakes instills theknowledge deep within your mind :O
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Ain't it the truth. :(
Those mistakes I won't make again. :tear |
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