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Absolutely. Would you like a hug?

Obviously! I mean the most profound effect it had was on me.

Admittedly I was treating emotions like hashtags on here for years before hashtags were a thing. :(

Emoticons.

Then consider yourself to be receiving the tightest of hugs from some person that you regard as a Bro or whatever word you use to describe kinship.

For all of Gus' jokes about me being in Australia; NZ is like a kiddie version of that place. No dangerous animals. No massive desert. We don't even let our cops carry guns.

Emoticons, feeling in the emotions in which you lack.... FOR MY HORRIBLE SITUATION. YOU'RE SO SELFISH GAHHGHAGHAH THIS IS ABOUT ME AND MY "WHAT IF THAT WAS MY SITUATION" SITUATION. ALlll BOUT mE!!!

A bunch of their cops came over to help keep the peace after the devastating quake we had last month. They freaked out when we took their guns off them. :eek

Perhaps you are not thinking about the embrace that we are currently sharing. It is of the tightest kind. If you were to hug a gnat's chuff after this you would find it lacking.

Chumbawamba

I don't know what that is, but if it is something dirty then I would probably do it for you. Alas, it is only four hours until the badger parade; so I better get down that grooming bay. In the meantime: Ladies and Gentlemen, Burt Kwouk!

What about School for Scoundrels? The earlier one. Does you like that one by any chance, pubbers?

And incidentally, Michael Caine is in my death pool.

Oh man, Harry Dean Stanton is going too.

Are you kidding? Terry Thomas and Alaistair Sim? I love the fuck out of that film. :eek

Too bad he didn't murder Babs. That would have totally made my day.

Who, T? Harry Dean Stanton? Oh yes. :eek

man, I never knew you wrere another movie nut, Public

My endless chatter about cocks does make it seem like I have no other interest. :eek

Harry Dean Stanton kinda looks like a veiny cock. :(

or an upside down nut sack.

Babs is gonna be one of those "Wow I was an idiot, can we start over?" kind of faggots. Can we preemptively strike now and remove his edit button?

that girl that followed me home the other day was at the bus stop but this time her voice was extra raspy and her face was all dirty and moistened from the rain and she was all, "I TOLD YOU I WOULD See yOU AGAIN"