i don't know what that is but if it involves fat middle-aged women with feathered blonde hair it sounds about right

they are aslo drunk and hicks

I imagine a bunch of women who look like Patty the Daytime Hooker.

I don't know if this has been posted before but it's the creepiest video i've ever seen

Really?

That's a lot like that guy hiking that rope-on-a-cliff thing in Spain

Went to the city that hosted my gallery show, walked around, went to a pizza place that used to put "fun mushrooms" on pizzas if you asked for them but doesn't anymore, went to a bookstore and bought some Ambrose Bierce short stories, came home depressed.

Did you try to be happy?

Yep

Was it the lack of mushrooms?

Possibly.

I don't think that they do mushrooms for anyone anymore, I think that died out 20 years ago. For the general public, anyway. There are all these rumors where you can get pizza with "special herbs" and "fun mushrooms" and all that, but I think it's just basil and regular mushrooms. I've never gotten anything off their pizzas. Maybe they do something for Dave Chappelle when he stops in, I don't know. I never saw him around, although I think his wife (?) might have come to my show.

Some website says you can tell your server to meet you out back by the dumpster for "shrooms" but I think they're full of shit.

Next up in hilarious miscommunication potential: Spastic is just a funny word in America, rather that being vastly offensive as it is in the UK!

That's got to have had even better results than 'fag' and 'fanny'.

4 realz

HEY PUB! I just found out that googling Emma Watson will most likely get you computer aids. :(

The news said that she is the most dangerous celebrity to google. :eek

idiot you can't get aids from googling

unless you have an open cut in your mouth, that is

Hahahahahahaha

:highfive

god I remember some Mexican woman named Aida going apeshit because someone typoed her name as Sida in the system at the hospital where I worked :havedarkvareexplainit

Have I told you guys lately how much I hate you?

sida sings the blues

^^^carrot

baby carrots are my dog's favorite treatz.

Hahaha same here. Mine likes hers dipped in Hummus.

I'll be really sad when Charo dies.


:(

I'm sure I mentioned it, but my wife bought me tickets to see Bow Wow Wow for my birthday. I'm the greatest of all time!