They should tell us where they live so we can victimize people in their town.

Victimize all you want. To be honest, I despise every person with the exception of roughly 4 people in this shit hole state.

Well with how good you guys treat me it's frankly a mystery why I didn't take several hours out of my day to harass some idiot IRL who posts on an internet forum I go to.

Of course if Tadao lived in my town I'd probably shit on his porch just to spite him. If I was feeling generous I'd leave a box of bran muffins so grandpa wouldn't be jealous of my regularity

I like bran muffins :(

Sup, Guys? I'm sad and lonely. :)

Welcome to I-Huggery!

Someone please fucking kill me, I fucking suck and hate my faggot ass life.

I'm glad you're getting in the spirit. :)

Seriously, fucking kill me.

Oh, what might have been! One word -- EPIC!

Well, I would have thought so, anyway.

T, what do you use besides bran to keep your pipes clean? Aged minds want to know.

Too easy.

Dude, I just drink coffee in the morning and I shit. I don't even need that. I think I'm the lucky guy who takes 3 shits a day. 1 huge one in the morning and then a couple of clean outs.

I hear that fiber pills make life worse in the long run. I guess it turns off the trigger or something.

Babs : Bleach Ammonia

Carbon Monoxide

Malnutrition.

I'm already there. Come on you fuck, throw something else at me.

Ok, you're not a fuck, but don't hold back, let it out.

There is only one thing worse than a self loathing mid westerner.

Oh wait, I was wrong, there is nothing worse.

That was yummy actually. But I need more! FUCK ME BETTER THAN THIS.

The carbon monoxide didn't work, I'm just shitting out water now.

How 'bout you make a LAST STAND and take a BULLET TO THE HEAD. Afterall, it's A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD.

see what I did there? :jokes

Can't F with that.

I'll take nine.

I admit, I'm impressed.
do you believe in magic?