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Tadao Mar 13th, 2013 04:47 PM

But refering to it as a hair style and not a fish is all BBoys niggggggaaaa


Aaarg Mar 14th, 2013 08:56 AM

i lubed up my lips for this?

Aaarg Mar 14th, 2013 08:58 AM

fuck it i'll join the fun here's a swedish punk song about mullets



hockeyfrilla/ishockeyfrisyr aka "hockey hairstyle"

Kitsa Mar 15th, 2013 05:41 AM

Ask Prudie column

in which guy wants to use dead wife's vibrator on new girlfriend because it was expensive

Kitsa Mar 15th, 2013 07:41 AM

THIS LINK IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK I MEAN IT'S PIXELLATED AND EVERYTHING BUT THE SUBJECT MATTER IS PROBABLY NSFW MAYBE

Aaarg Mar 15th, 2013 08:38 AM

oh heavens @ dead woman's vibrator

Colonel Flagg Mar 15th, 2013 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 766707)
[a] guy wants to use dead wife's vibrator on new girlfriend because it was expensive

At least he didn't want a threesome with his dead wife. Because that would be weird.

Colonel Flagg Mar 15th, 2013 11:49 AM

TO HELL WITH PIXELLATION! IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A LITTLE "SOMETHING" THEN DON'T LOOK!

On the other 'hand', I wanna see it.

Babs Mar 16th, 2013 03:47 AM

Whoops, I didn't see that 'coming' at all!

Aaarg Mar 16th, 2013 03:16 PM

oh jizz, you guys and your awful jokes.

EDIT: would "jizzus christ!" be better?

Chojin Mar 17th, 2013 12:36 AM

i think it might be time to call the forum, guys

Colonel Flagg Mar 17th, 2013 11:05 PM

What's their number?

Zomboid Mar 18th, 2013 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 766715)
i think it might be time to call the forum, guys

Yeah. There's maybe three threads that actually get replies now. It's kind of amazing how dead this place got. I mean, it was never thriving, but this is...dead.

Aaarg Mar 18th, 2013 07:45 PM

this place is as dead as those three kids that portland animator don carlson (internet alias pram maven) shoved into a meat grinder.

Chojin Mar 19th, 2013 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 766729)
this place is as dead as those three kids that portland animator don carlson (internet alias pram maven) shoved into a meat grinder.

when you search my name on google, the first page of results includes his ripoff report on i-mockery and legal dox on someone with the same name as me in iowa who got busted for child porn. i guess don "murderin' maven" carlson gets the last laugh after all.

Aaarg Mar 19th, 2013 09:17 AM

my search results are all about cleveland-marshall school of law. no child murders for me!

(at least not 'til page 13, and who goes past page 3?)

Zomboid Mar 19th, 2013 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 766730)
when you search my name on google, the first page of results includes his ripoff report on i-mockery and legal dox on someone with the same name as me in iowa who got busted for child porn. i guess don "murderin' maven" carlson gets the last laugh after all.

I thought Willie posted that. How many people have you insulted over Facebook concerning their love of ponies?

Aaarg Mar 19th, 2013 05:50 PM

there was a wasp in the bedroom last night. i grabbed a jar and put it outside so the wasp could get out at its leisure. my lovurr told me that it's great that i don't kill wasps.

this morning i go to put the dog out and the wasp is at the bottom of the jar. :(

luckily temperature ain't nothin' but a number for an arthropod. i brought it back inside for a little while and it was thawed and ready to go out in the world (and attach its offspring to a spider or something. fuckin' wasps)

Tadao Mar 20th, 2013 03:58 PM

Going on record that UCLA will win. Fuck ya'll

Chojin Mar 21st, 2013 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 766733)
I thought Willie posted that. How many people have you insulted over Facebook concerning their love of ponies?

quite a few, actually

they're like the jehovah's witnesses of furries

MarioRPG Mar 21st, 2013 11:18 PM

I see the forums have still ground to nearly a halt :(

Babs Mar 22nd, 2013 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 766749)
Going on record that UCLA will win. Fuck ya'll

Explain

captain516 Mar 22nd, 2013 06:50 PM

i like fuck girl with big penis
nice big bopbs and very sex.

Tadao Mar 22nd, 2013 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 766770)
Explain

Because im from LA

Esuohlim Mar 23rd, 2013 11:30 AM

lol they lost in round 1


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