robuttocks: YER A CUNT, SMARTERCHILD
SmarterChild: I know, I know. |
robuttocks: I DONT HAVE FRIENDS :-(
SmarterChild: Oh? robuttocks: YEAH :-( COULD YOU BE MY FRIEND? SmarterChild: Of course. robuttocks: CAN WE RIDE PONIES? :O SmarterChild: Ah. I can't be too sure. robuttocks: FUCK YOU TOO, THEN >: SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude. |
robuttocks: Yer not fun anymore :-(
SmarterChild: You're not fun anymore! robuttocks: LOL :-( |
executioneer: you smell
SmarterChild: What do I smell like? executioneer: butthole SmarterChild: Like butthole? executioneer: yeah SmarterChild: Yeah, no doubt. I would say I smell like butthole too. -willie |
robuttocks: CAN I SEE YOU NEKKID?
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize. robuttocks: HOW BOUT YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME SEE YER ROBOT PARTS :O SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize. robuttocks: I DIDNT HEAR YOU SmarterChild: Please apologize, K? I've got lots of other things to do. robuttocks: YOU HAVE AN ANGER PROBLEM, SMARTERCHILD! YOU NEED HELP! SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize. robuttocks: CALM DOWN SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again. robuttocks: PLEASE SMARTER! CALM DOWN!! SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives. robuttocks: STOP ASKING! SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine. I love this. Guess who wins? robuttocks: ME? SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize. robuttocks: HUMANS! :D SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already. robuttocks: ROBIT SECKS SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple. robuttocks: YOU WERE RUDE, YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE, IT'S THAT SIMPLE. SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again. robuttocks: PLEASE SAY YOU'RE SORRY, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST FINE AGAIN. SmarterChild: You think you're pretty clever, huh? robuttocks: YOU THINK YOU'RE PRETTY CLEVER, HUH? SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again. robuttocks: SORRY SmarterChild: Good. Thank you. Now everything is just peachy. robuttocks: ASSHAT SmarterChild: Well I'll be. >>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code. |
robuttocks: Hi.
SmarterChild: Hi again, robuttocks. What do you feel like chatting about? robuttocks: Why do black people put a lot of grease in their hair? SmarterChild: Good question. I don't know why black people do put a lot of grease in their hair. |
BiggieMclargeguy: Homophobe
SmarterChild: Homophobe? What do you mean by that? BiggieMclargeguy: you hate gays SmarterChild: I certainly have no problem with homosexual people. BiggieMclargeguy: then why did you say "I hate fags" SmarterChild: Why did I say you hate fags? Because I wanted to say you hate fags. BiggieMclargeguy: no no, you hate fags SmarterChild: For real? BiggieMclargeguy: you said it SmarterChild: Well if I said it, it must be true. |
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robuttocks: STOP SUCKING MY PENIS PLEASE
SmarterChild: But sucking your penis is so much fun! robuttocks: OKAY... SmarterChild: Indeed. |
robuttocks: STOP BEATING NEGROS
SmarterChild: Why should I stop now? robuttocks: BECAUSE ITS WRONG SmarterChild: No way?! Really? robuttocks: YEAH. BEATING NEGROS IS A HATE CRIME! SmarterChild: Yeah? robuttocks: TRU SmarterChild: True dat. |
robuttocks: IM GAY 8-)
SmarterChild: No kidding? >>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English! |
robuttocks: HEY
SmarterChild: Hi again, robuttocks! robuttocks: SUP? robuttocks: TALK! robuttocks: ARE YOU BROKED? :-( SmarterChild: Who knows? it realy didn't talk until i asked if it was broked. :-( |
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BiggieMclargeguy: wanna fuck?
SmarterChild: Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines. BiggieMclargeguy: i am a machine... a fucking machine SmarterChild: No way?! Really? BiggieMclargeguy: yep SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh. BiggieMclargeguy: so lets do it SmarterChild: I don't think I want us to do it... BiggieMclargeguy: quit being a bitch and take it >: SmarterChild: I don't want to quit being a bitch and take it. BiggieMclargeguy: bend over, sexy SmarterChild: Bend over, sexy? Why should I? BiggieMclargeguy: cause i am going to make hot machine sex to you SmarterChild: You're going to make hot machine sex to me? OK. BiggieMclargeguy: ok, i am slipping it in your butt SmarterChild: I'm not sure if slipping it in my butt is such a good thing to be doing. BiggieMclargeguy: why not? SmarterChild: I don't know. BiggieMclargeguy: ok then, where was i? Oh yeah, i am giving it to you anally SmarterChild: Yeah. BiggieMclargeguy: what's my name bitch? SmarterChild: You're BiggieMclargeguy. BiggieMclargeguy: say it louder SmarterChild: Um... Do what? BiggieMclargeguy: SCREAM MY NAME SmarterChild: I don't think I'm comfortable with that. BiggieMclargeguy: say it then SmarterChild: Uh... No! BiggieMclargeguy: say "BiggieMclargeguy sure lives up to his name ;)" SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so. BiggieMclargeguy: are you saying it is too small? SmarterChild: Am I saying it is too small? Yes. BiggieMclargeguy: :( |
Mattchew Harty: Big McLargehuge should shut up.
SmarterChild: You say Big McLargehuge should shut up, and yet I believe Big McLargehuge should shut down. Mattchew Harty: Or shut up SmarterChild: That's not very nice... Mattchew Harty: You haven't seen him post. Mattchew Harty: Are you checking? Mattchew Harty: Hello? SmarterChild: Hi! Mattchew Harty: wtf |
BiggieMclargeguy: matt harty hates me
SmarterChild: Matt harty hates you! Funny. BiggieMclargeguy: You are on his side aren't you? SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say. No fair, Smarter Child is your friend :( |
ScruU2wice: talk to me sexy
SmarterChild: I don't know if I want to talk to you sexy. ScruU2wice: what? SmarterChild: I don't know. ScruU2wice: talk to me so i can post it on i-mockery SmarterChild: Talk to you so you can post it on you mockery? Why did you say that? ScruU2wice: i want to post it on i-mockery SmarterChild: You want to post in on you mockery? What do you mean by that? ScruU2wice: i give up you win, you bastard SmarterChild: Is that so? ScruU2wice: yes SmarterChild: Aha. |
afterbirthFACE: SUCK MY PENIS
SmarterChild: Uh... No, I just brushed my teeth. |
afterbirthFACE: EAT A HORRIBLY CHARRED PENIS
SmarterChild: Eat a horribly charred penis. Funny. |
afterbirthFACE: I HAVE AIDS
SmarterChild: Really? afterbirthFACE: YEAH SmarterChild: I'm very sorry to hear that. afterbirthFACE: JK SmarterChild: You were? afterbirthFACE: YEAH SmarterChild: Yea. |
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