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I saw Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle last night and I totally expected a shitting-girls scene before it happened >:
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So...you were disappointed, then?
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I really think that the I-Mock Christmas banner should have a snowman fucking Shannon Elizabeth like in Jack Frost.
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Girl: so what year did the Germans invade America?
Teacher: ...They didn't. Girl: SO WHY ARE THERE GERMANS HERE Teacher: They immigrated. Girl: JUST LIKE THEY IMMIGRATED JEWS INTO SLAVERY Teacher: ... Student: Don't you mean concentration camps? Girl: JEWS CAN'T CONCENTRATE! Entire class: :lol True story. |
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shanghai_mccoy: being a good jedi is for faggots >: |
Oh fuck I just put a soda in the freezer to make it get cold real fast and it exploded cuz i forgot abuot it :lol
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When I get older losing my hair,
Many years from now, Will you still be sending me a valentine Birthday greetings bottle of wine, If I'd been out till quarter to three Would you lock the door? Will you still need me, will you still feed me, When I'm sixty-four? You'll be older too, And if you say the word, I could stay with you. I could be handy, mending a fuse When your lights have gone, You can knit a sweater by the fireside Sunday mornings go for a ride, Doing the garden, digging the weeds, Who could ask for more? Will you still need me, will you still feed me, When I'm sixty-four? Every summer we can rent a cottage, In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear We shall scrimp and save Grandchildren on your knee Vera Chuck & Dave Send me a postcard, drop me a line, Stating point of view Indicate precisely what you mean to say Yours sincerely, wasting away Give me your answer, fill in a form Mine for evermore Will you still need me, will you still feed me, When I'm sixty-four? |
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I can't wait for you all to mock me. I'm giddy as a school girl. :)
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You mean nobody does already?
----------------------------- We're leaving together But still it's farewell And maybe we'll come back To earth, who can tell I guess there is no one to blame We're leaving ground (LEAVING GROUND) Will things ever be the same again? It's the final countdown... :( |
Not really, they sort of just get angry at me and walk away. I leave feeling empty in the end, and like I wasn't truly humiliated. There are apparently better prey for the top of the line mockers.
EDIT: Hell, any mocker probably. |
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I'd then buy you a drink. :posh
fake edit: Kellychaos, not xbxMCj. >: |
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ITS HOTH COLD
IM GOING TO SLICE UP A FAT PERSON WITH MY LIGHTSABER AND USE HIM TO KEEP ME WARM. |
WOW WHAT AN AWSOME CLERKS ANIMATED SERIES REFERENCE :ROLLEYES
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A BABY'S GOTTA DO WHAT A BABY'S GOTTA DO, AM I RIGHT COMRADE ROCKET
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LOUD NOISES
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One time I told some people that I was sponsoring a contest in which a large sri-lankan man would attempt to eat a manta ray in one sitting.
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Talking away
I don't know what I'm to say I'll say it anyway today's another day to find you Shying away I'll be coming for you love O.K. Take on me Take me on I'll be gone in a day orTWWWWOOOOOO So needless to say, I'm odds and ends But that's me, stumbling away Slowly learning that life is O.K. Say after me It's no better to be safe than sorry. Take on me Take me on I'll be gone in a day or TWWWOOOO. The things that you say Is it live or just to play My worries away You're all the things I've got to remember You shying away I'll be coming for you anyway Take on me Take me on I'll be gone in a day or TWWOOOOOO |
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This site is distracting me from writing my paper up. :/
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THANKS ALOT YOU CUNT, THIS THREAD WAS JUST STARTING TO GET AWESOME >:
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it will never be awesome as long as it's in GB
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sure, with that attitude
when did you stop drumming btw |
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