I GET HOME FROM A LONG HARD DAY AT THE FACTORY AND YOU EXPECT ME TO NOTICE YOUR HAIR? I CAN HARDLEY STAND, YOU TRY OPERATIING A HYDRAULIC PRESS FOR 10 HOURS A DAY AND SEE IF YOU STILL ARE AWAKE ENOUGH TO NOTICE YOUR HAIR >:

OH I SEE, YOU'RE NOT AWAKE ENOUGH TO NOTICE MY HAIR, BUT YOU ARE AWAKE ENOUGH TO DRILL A PILLOW FOR A HALF HOUR BEFORE I TELL YOU THAT I'M OVER HERE, READY FOR YOUR 30 SECONDS OF MAGIC >:

30 SECONDS? FUNNY, IT SEEMED TO LAST ALOT LONGER THAN THAT WITH YOUR SISTER, AND YOUR HAIRDRESSER. OH YEAH, DID I FORGET TO MENTION PEGGY, YOUR BEST FRIEND FROM HIGHSCHOOL? >:

YOU ARE SUCH A PIG! I HOPE YOU LIKE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH! :throwallyourstuffoutofthebedroom,slamthedoorandlo ckit

Yo pops, im heading out for the night, i don't know when im gonna be back...

*knocks on door* come on baby, you know i was just joking. I love you honey :(

EDIT: DAMNIT CAN'T YOU SEE YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE TALKING >:

Ummm dad I'm taking your car, ummm yea ok

:runsoutdooranddrivesoff

WELL, HE'S JUST LIKE HIS FATHER, ALWAYS LEAVING WHENEVER I'M ABOUT TO END MY MISERABLE EXISTANCE. I SWEAR I'LL DO IT THIS TIME, I HAVE A WHOLE BOTTLE OF TYLENOL! :tear

Oh mom i forgot can i get a couple of dollars for gas and other stuff...

Oh baby come on, you know you dont want to do that. Just unlock the door, I'll make it all better.

YOU GET OVER RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH :GRABSSONBYSHIRT

WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR FATHER? OH WAIT I FORGOT HE ISN'T YOUR FATHER I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HIS BARBER. >:

guys, i really need some dough i'm hanging out with sally tonight and she wants some we... i mean cake...

THANK GOD THAT LITTLE SHIT ISN'T MINE. HE LISTENS TO LIMP BISKIT >:

STOP SUCKING EACH OTHERS COCKS BEFORE THEY FALL OFF >:

Shutup you assfaces, im not the dead beat who isn't paying for the asian hooker he knocked up. Oh yeah i saw the papers...

I'm sick of living here just as soon as you give me my gas and dru.. cake money i'm leaving forever >:

GIVE ME MY KEYS BEFORE I TAN YOUR HIDE

IS IT STILL BREATHING? NOPE I THINK MATT KILLED IT.

:boot

A COW CAN BANG A ROOSTER AND MAKE CHICKEN PARMIGANA.

That's it screw you guys i'm going to live my dreams as a rap star in the hood, see you crackaz lata, this nigga be bouncin, bizotch!

YOU ARE NOT BLACK >:

What the hell...

My dreams are crushed again :tear

YES HE IS BLACK, JUST LIKE HIS FATHER. :rolleyes

YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO OUR PURE RACE. YOU CAN HAVE THE TRAILER I AM OUT >: