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I'm gonna start calling you all by your first names. I AGREE WITH DYLAN.
JARVIS IS WEIRD |
By inverse logic you have to now call Willie by his screenname. :eek
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No, I'm just gonna pretend we're old high school buddies and call him Mobbs.
'Sup MOBBS?! |
man its like amber is posting again :eek
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too bad chuck got banned he'd really appreciate ti
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Yeah, I REALLY MISS CHUCK, SEAN AND AMBER! Did I ever tell you about the time where the 3 of us, and Eric and Emily all met up? IT WAS WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
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You can cough on my cock.
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Tadao you mean the bird, right?
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I think he means his
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Someone needs to specify, because I was about to cough into his badminton set.
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I saw a Lotus yesterday, in my hick town of all places.
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Do you mean the flower or the car James Bond used to drive?
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Neither, it's just a car.
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I just refreshed the book I'm reading incase the author updated the chapter since I last tried to get through it.
Damn you forums for destroying my mind. I was actually disappointed when I saw no corrections, but as he's been dead for 127 years I think I would have been terrafied if there had been any. |
Terrafied is much worse than being terrified, trust me.
Also, it occurs to me that I'm reading a translation, but Wikipaedia assures me she is dead too. |
what language it was originally?, cause it sounds terrific or should i say terrafic
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Do you guys paying your taxes? i read that Wesley Snipes is going to jail for 3 years because of tax evasion, so that's means no more Blade movies for a while, that's terrafied, i like Blade, why do they doing him something like that? is because is a niggga?
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I just got an email from an earthquake guy somewhere whom I had to send some data sheets. It took me a while to figure out whether "Antelope users" was some kind of industry lingo referring to their database software or if he had invented it as a disparaging term for people who live in Alaska. The context actually implied the latter.
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or maybe because he didn't pay taxes for 3 years, duh! I guess you could say he owes three years in "Black Taxes" (OH YEAH! HELL YEAH! NOTHING BUT YEAH!!) |
i think it's also partly because of the amount he owed, which was something like 2.5 million
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Say hello to Bubba for me
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Oh, wait a minute... he's going to jail for 3 years? Just for 2.5 million?
That sounds pretty harsh. I'm sure the feds didn't pull that shit on Willie Nelson. |
No. He owed a lot more. I read that he brought three checks, each for 5mil. to court with him.
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Difference is, people will cause trouble if Willie goes to jail, no one gives a shit about Snipes.
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I've eaten twelve burgers in the past forty hours.
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GODDAMN YOU, YOU DIRTY LIAR!
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Hey Guys! Have you seen 1Cup5Girls3Guys1Cat?
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So today I posted in the chat room thread.
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Fathom how was posting in the chat room thread for you today?
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It was posting in the chat room today.
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What are ten things you like and hate about the chat room thread?
I'd post mine but I'm waiting for the I-Mock blog feature :crossedfingers |
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i like phoenix gamma because he has a good avatar and agrees with me.
this is the basis for all lasting internet relationships. right, gw? |
I like Phoenix Gamma because he played Mischief Makers, and is a generally not unlikable dude!
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I like Phoenix Gamma because in spite of falling dangerously close to using some 4chan memes, he's not a faggot.
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after adding a ton of people from high school who i haven't seen since high school to my facebook, my personal stats are as follows
#1 Best scientist #5 most famous #5 most desired #7 most enviable #9 smartest #10 sexiest #11 best singer #11 most fashionable #11 funniest #12 person who can drink the most I hypothesize that all of them are jerks :tear |
I once bumped into someone from high school (and other adventures).... the woman told me i looked no different. All i could think was "But i have a leather jacket now!!! I never had one in high school!"
It was early in the morning , though. |
i have embraced my newfound love of science in avatar form
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BLAST OFF |
maybe instead of 3... 2... 1... 1 and a half, you should go with "3,2,1, 0.5"
i'm sorry, i just got not only your joke but something a babysitter told me told me when i was 6. and here i was about to suggest the Metric System |
one a half is funny because it's something a kid would say
take it from me, i am the two-time hilarity champion |
it is also a bit of an inside joke with other page brakkers because I missed the page break at first and had to edit it in
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Bill Nye or Beakman? who's better
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So has the emoticon posse disbanded? I haven't seen GADZOOKS and Sam in a while :Eek
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Make my avatar an emote (:cat :cool :shades or :sailing)
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:gay
Ahaahaha take that |
you do it >:
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whats been up in here guys? i've been tryin to get my laptop setup the last few days and forgot this place existed :x
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i watched the movie thinking "MAYBE IT'LL BE FUNNIER IF I GET THE BACKSTORY," but it wasn't >:
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I thought the bonus features to "The Aristocrats" was funnier than the movie. The movie just reminded me of how me and my friends would talk to each other when we were teenagers.
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I Dont Like Mondays
I was watching the movie "I'm not there", a strange movie about Bob Dylan so i decided to make my own lyric for a song if i were Bob Dylan too, maybe this is for the Art Shit place, i will gonna post some poems there too :), so here's my thing:
Is the name of a song, her name is sweet she sweet like weed she come over to my rescue in moments i get through She's my girl, her name is Pearl freeking me away now and then but while i lay on bed strange dreams in my head let's get the night away our parents're upset she sadly cries while i pray but lord didn't care cause he was busy somewhere else oh wish i could snork some just to enjoy a little bit my own but i follow the footsteps of the Lord "he" ain't wrong, "he" ain't wrong |
what? ;__;;
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I've been craving a cigarette all day even though I think they're really disgusting
is this how everyone's addiction starts out ;_; |
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i'ts unplesant at first but it ends up likeing you
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I'd wish my mouth were be a GW's cigarette
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She certainly is a looker
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the only way to describe it would be a really subtle itching in my tounge, and something else is telling me that the only way to get rid of it is with rough, low quality tobacco smoke.
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Would the subtle itching go away if I were to tell you that smoking causes in some cases oh I don't know SEIZURES :eek
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yes :tear
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This lady sat right in front of me at my first Cleveland Indians game! This is me with a funny guy that bangs on his drum during the Indians games! His name's John Adams and he's been to every game since 1972! |
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Phoenix+Gamma
X-Variable Y-Variable is XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX-Variable Blech. |
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not a bad blog, actually! |
I'd like to say I didn't expect that. Why don't you, Chojin, and this guy meet up?
Say, like about twenty-five feet off of the edge of a cliff. |
I think you're just jealous, kid
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Of your big internet posse? You know, it just warms my heart knowing that none of you are likely to shake each other's hand.
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of my manly good looks
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Of your massive schnozz, you damn Jew.
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low blow, man.
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That's your fate as a deadman. |
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Haha that is hideous :x
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Damn! That pic scared me for a couple seconds, GW.
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i like PG
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The day that becomes the facial model for Mario is the day I stop playing video games.
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I always get the urge to post "POLITICS :rolleyes" in a thread in the politcal forum :(
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It's serious business over there.
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