:groan

i wish they still made taco flavor :( or at least that they made taco flavor that didn't have to share a bag with "chipotle ranch" or whatever the fuck flavor it is

Why? Why am I always surprised when google shows me a penis? It happens everyday. :x

Doopa's birthday thread got me wondering "As she doesn't post here anymore, why does she get a birthday thread?" Sure, she has a pretty strong connection to the site, but surely Rog can't forget to buy her a gift every year...

Looking back, her 2006 thread had, the now banned, Noob3 ask the very question I was thinking. Mister Mockery defended himself by saying she reads the boards, but I note a distinct lack of her posting her thanks to the vet well wishers.

2006 has no thread as the Barrs were crossing the country at the time. Did he remember to get her something? Or was he too busy singing a song about meat on a stick?

In 2005 the chip in her hand started blinking, a strong clue to remind the rubberfaced & picklehatted one, but she did take time out from hiding to make a quick appearance. Possibly the last time before her statements of "I love reading your site, I do it all the time" began to ring truely hollow.

If it weren't for Fartin & ArrowX 2004 would be a pretty impressive vet roster. If I rememebered who half those people were. And as I don't, Ol' Doopapoopa could've posted everyday for all I recall.

I actually posted in the 2003 thread. :eek A suggestion that she was an active member of the forum at the time and such a thread wasn't some vile necrophilial obsession with a posed live doll... WTH am a talking about? >:

That's... actually quite impressive

I RECALL THIS RUNNING GAG.

WE'RE STILL DOING IT IN THE FUTURE? :rolleyes

I rarely post in birthday threads because I rarely care

Taco flavor Doritos ... mmmmmm tasty. :(

I'd buy a bag of the taco/ranch combo Doritos, then painstakingly separate all the ranch from the taco, then throw all that ranch shit away. :x

Why WHY did they stop making this awesome flavor?

BECAUSE JOHN RITTER DIED!!!!!!!!!!

I know you can still find them at the Biggs in Harrison, OH.

I Don't want money, as it's worthless....

I JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT A DONLLAR LOOKS LIKE

IS it like like a donkey, with a medusa for a left front leg?

..

I'm pining for the smokin' cheddar barbecue Doritos. I loved those, even more than Funyuns.

TURN YOUR SPEAKERS UP

http://f0rked.com/flash/v=doritos

It seems to me that all of the newer Dorito flavors pretty much taste the same. I get excited when I saw "cheesy sexy pizza" flavor or some other branded shit only to realize that it tastes no different than nacho cheesier.

I still kind of pine for the guacamole doritos, but that may be a good thing because I don't need to be eating doritos, sheesh

I like to mention it everytime I fuck something up because of timezones. :(

I spend an hour reading birthday threads today, & it was either some divinely guided action, or you being a big old liar but every non-Doopenstein thread I picked had you in it.

Well, that answered & corrected one of my previously considered unfounded doubts.

Willie's roadies are all pale, effeminate boys in tight trousers.

I. Fucked. Your. Mom.

Carlos Mencia should have never taken time off. I was mildly interested when he first started to get famous. Now he's thew only thing on and I'm gonna watch the news instead.

I just finished watching his standup, it was.. eh

CARLOS MENCIA SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN, YOU MEAN.

Carlos Mencia doesn't do stand up. He re-tells jokes from good comedians. Only badly.



Also, these snacks are pretty much commercial racism towards white people. "Cracker" is OUR word!

Now this is a thread that might have some potential.

holy shit :lol

would anyone on here like to play some brawl?

HAIL LORD VADER!!
Once inside his car, a man wearing black Star Wars clothing, including a Darth Vader mask, approached him and ordered to give him money. The pizza deliveryman was able to drive away, but not before the suspect pulled a stun gun from his pocket and shocked him

http://slice.seriouseats.com/archive...he_farce_b.php


I've heard of more criminal incidents involving Darth, but havn't found them yet.

I took this girl to see Iron Man and she was texting on her damn phone the whole time.

Then she said the movie was stupid.

FUCK THAT.

Fuck her mom as payback.

Ewwww. You haven't seen her mom.

That'd be like cutting off my own dick to teach her a lesson.

Yeah but you could tell her that her mom is hotter than her.

Next time invite her to watch What happens in Las Vegas or Baby Mama, those are movies for chicks. I hope they realease a new Wonder Woman movie soon, or what about Spider Woman? she was really hot in that suit

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...i115835D08.DTL

Lord Vader took umbrage to those faithful to the Jedi religion.

May the Force be with you.

which Spider Woman?

Jessica Drew, the one that looks like an asian, she could be in the cartoons i'd like to f*** thread, plus she has a fine ass in that red suit, grrrrrr

well, the redhead isn't bad either, but i'll have to agree.... either Jessica Drew or BOTH!!!!

So anyways, i now read that 390,000 in the UK ALONE are/wanna be Jedis. Afucking goddamn church built.

Plus all the lightsaber battles on YouTube shows the Jedi drawing their weapon first. Fuck it, man i WOULD BECOME EVIL if it weren't for this....




Now, shape up assholes! or cripped dead people will END your intolerance!

TALK TO THAT GIRL, ESUOHLIM AS I"VE NOW FOUND MYSELF IN A SIMILIAR SITUATION, SIR.

nevermind... instead of raising hell, i'm just going to let cops, priests and doctors tell me what to do

this page sucks

here we go-
Someone impersonating the Dark Lord of the Sith--i.e., a guy in a Darth Vader helmet--held up a movie theater in Springfield, Illinois, and made off with a load of cash.

http://www.eonline.com/news/article/...23&entry=index

this article also mentions the pizza hungry darth again. I only brought any of this up because of WhiteRat's post, and Vader rules.

some drunk loser bitchslaps roommate and identifies self as Darth Vader to cops
http://www.quizlaw.com/blog/the_emperor_set_him_up.php

And this had damn well better not be the actual Jedi church attack
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2008/04/ac...ng_jedi-2.html

Cause it's as lame as this
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/da...ice/2122479672

how low can a dark lord sink.

oh right, phantom menace

Star Wars stinks.

In a literal or metaphorical sense?

Like Bantha Poodoo?
or like charred Rodian?

wtf, get out of our thread you jerks

this is where the secret club secretly meets

None of this would have ever happened if Yoda told Count Dooku "Yer too old, FAT MAN! And yer tits are too big! Get the fuck off my porch!"

no nerds allowed

Getting worried. Feel the need for a random interjection...


CUBISTS.

Ok so is everyone that posted on this page getting a red card or what?

RED CARD

THIS IS A RED CARD

RIP REDD FOXX

cool

I've missed you, Mister Riddles. :(


I build epic backstories for such events in my head. :(

I'd write them down, but I can't get passed the idea that it is fanfiction.

Keep up the inspiring stories, World.

Would you ask the guy that shits on your face to polish it? No! You would bring in

the professional shit polishers.


Young love. <3
It's the same number of posts in the same amount of time that they usually post.

You're only noticing it because it's not spread out by a friggingly stupid number

of my posts.

SHH, IT'S A SECRAT! :eek

Since when? >:

They should. >:

Page Beak. :rolleyes

CiG is the best person here. She is so great she is a Vet twice. :eek

My Discovery Channel board account went for more :(

HAVE A KICKASS SUMMER GUYS

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON ACCOUNTS!!!

YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!!

I be tossin n flossin my style is awesome

So Chojin what is your new avatar from?

I WANT TO KNOW

Hell

My guess is DDR.

this

Lightning bolts appear above and around the Chaiten volcano as seen from Chana, some 30 kms (19 miles) north of the volcano, as it began its first eruption in thousands of years, in southern Chile May 2, 2008. Cases of electrical storms breaking out directly above erupting volcanoes are well documented, although scientists differ on what causes them.

To me that looks like two Ghost busters taking down a gigantic ghost. :eek

Yeah. It could also be a Super Saiyan charging up a kick ass attack.

stfu & gtfo

That reminds me, I preordered Ghostbusters!

that reminds me, did you get a mic? and is yer sexbox360 fixed?

it should arrive today, but I've got no mic yet. Maybe my friend has one. If it comes, I'll be playing GTA IV later.

I guess no one saw the link I posted to the huge pic of this.

I think I did.

The Gabby thing reminds me of 2003 when rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated, to quote the spirit of Mark Twain. I told HughBristic while I was in the hospital (she was the one who reported my demise) that I thought it'd be in bad taste for me to be able to read my own obituary, so she had that thread taken down. SIGH.

There needs to be a name for obituaries for the hated.

oBITCHuaries

:pagebrak

I feel sick :x

Maybe it's skin cancer.

Maybe it's maybeline?

..

Don't worry. Tomorrow is SciFi channel night.

..

:emoticon

As sad as this sounds, i'd rather be at home tomorrow night getting drunk watching SciFi than going out for a coworker's 21st birthday.

A friend of mine called me tonight and told me I was briefly shown walking by during a filler shot on tonight's episode of 20/20.

I was very skeptical about this at first, but then I indeed remembered walking by a camera on a tripod pointing at seemingly nothing a few weeks ago.

IN SHORT, I AM POTENTIALLY FAMOUSE

Who wants autographs

:picklehat

Was the segment about obesity in America? If so, i'm sure they focused the camera on your massive monster truck tire-like gunt which may or may not be embarassing to you.

I oughta deck you one

It's a wake up call pal, you gotta lose the cottage cheese.

Stupid SciFi Channel. It's suposed o be stupisd scary movies on Sat. but no.... they had to ruin it with an Indiana Jones movie marathon. I want more horrible movies!

I decided against going to the bars tonight and I was actually looking forward to some shitty movies. Time to channel surf.

Yo, T-Rex. How hard was it to get a pilot's license?

We should do a thread where people compare handwriting, as I assume all computer-users hate such 'primitive ways'. :)

Guys, Friday night as I was smoking outside the bar at closing time, a cute girl was talking to some friends of mine and then she turned to me and said, "hey, I think I know you from... that website." All of a sudden, I was like, "OH SHIT!!" Turned out she was talking about the town's LJ community, so it was all cool. She even remembered a post I made almost three years ago for some reason.

At some point I did quote the spirit of MM and said "Hi, my name is Seth. You probably know me from The Internet," which is eerily effective in this community.

That's what I did. I was too hungover to do anything else anyway, so watching trash on tv was just great.

That's totally Loveline material. In a good way!

Seth does the girl knows that you are a youtube star?

If find it hilarious that people still take things said in these forums so seriously.