HEY GUYS
 

HEY YOU GUYS! LONG TIME NO SEE, I JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON (YEAH YEAH I KNOW I'VE HEARD IT BEFORE :rolleyes) AND BOY IS MY LIFE EXCITING ATM (AT THE MOMENT)!!! CURRENTLY I'M HEALING FROM A RECENT SURGERY AND TO HELP THE DOWNTIME GO FASTER I'M PLANNING MY...WEDDING!! THAT'S RIGHT YOU GUYS JIXBY PHILLIPS AND I LIVE TOGETHER NOW AND ARE GETTING MARRIED JUST LIKE BIRDS DO AND BOY I CAN'T WAIT! ALSO THE REASON WE ARE GETTING MARRIED IS BECAUSE I AM PREGNANT (DON'T WORRY WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX...BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY!!) AND HIS PARENTS ARE KINDA PISSED ABOUT IT BUT W/E

WELL I GOTTA GO SEE A MAN ABOUT SOME FLORAL ARRANGEMENTS (I WANT THIS WEDDING TO BE LIKE A BUNCH OF FLOWERS BLEW UP!!) LIKE THEY SAY IN JAIL, I'LL SEE YOU LATER WHEN UR ASLEEP AND I SHOVE SOMETHING IN UR ABDOMEN!! BYE

P.S. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM YOU CAN GO HOME RIGHT NOW AND EAT SOME TACKS

Man, whatever happened to Jixby?

Is he even around anymore? I can't tell, probably because of all the avatar changes. :(

!!!!, are you still taking pictures?

YES I TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS OF MY OWN PRISON TATTOOS AND ALSO OF OTHER THINGS

fantastic :D

YOU GUYS I SAW SOME OF THOSE FIREWORKS TONIGHT AND THEY HAD SMILEY FACE FIREWORKS! EFF THAT SPARKLEY SHIT I JUST WANNA SEE A HALF HOUR OF SMILEY FACES

THEY HAD CUBES TOO

AMERICA BLOW STUFF UP SMILEY FACES 2005!!


YOU GUYS, SMILEY FACES I SWEAR

These tacks are delicious.

Hey !!!, hope everything is well after...er....prison.

I hope Jixby isn't here because he is solemnly studying every night.

Do you know when the Moxie festival is? Are you attending?

Oh hell yes! Saw some video of those on TV - I'd love to see em for real.

http://www.moxiefestival.com/ It's this weekend, but I'll be working and I wouldn't feel like driving all the way up there anyway. Goddamn, I'll miss the raffle with these awesome prizes:

1st Prize:
1 Cord of Wood, Cut and Split -- Bolduc Bros.
Escape Ladder -- Rogers Insurance
10-Minute Oil Change -- Lube Express
Moxie Unofficial Tee Shirt -- Moxie Committee
Moxie Umbrella -- Kennebec Fruit
McDonald's Sweatshirt -- McDonald's
1-Hour Therapeutic Massage -- Pauline Fazekas Licensed Massage Therapist

Wow. It's true. No one ever escapes this place.

Good to see you again, upright. I hope prison has not turned you into a hard-hearted meanie.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention but I'm also going to look into becoming a model. I'm 5'3" and 130 lbs and I guess I have a horse face and a lady mustache but I don't think any of that matters because I was a pretty hot commodity in prison! If you know what I mean ;) I think I can be the next Gemma Ward or Jessica Stam! And I'll have a lot of money I can give to starving children and stuff!

Did you really go to prison :<

Where else would I have had the time to work out and gain all of these totally rad muscles?

Is it just me, or does that site not say where the festival is taking place or how to get there?


THAT IS SO NEW ENGLAND!!!

Will somebody tell me who !!!! is?

Re: HEY GUYS
 

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No.

EDIT: That "No" was directed to OAO, not Glowbelly.

my man works in a prison.

It's in Lisbon Falls

!!!! did you ever get that calender i sent you?? (yes IN JAIL to everyone who doesnt know)

yes I did it was very nice thank you!!

Hey i-mockery thanks for TWICE deleting my non-offensive jokey post! You guys sure know how to have a barrel of laughs around here!! :)