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kahljorn Dec 23rd, 2009 10:32 PM

dude that's not what you did at all im delighted

oh..
:pagebrak
thing.

Fathom Zero Dec 23rd, 2009 11:02 PM

I'm glad to have a hate/hate relationship with you, dawg.

kahljorn Dec 23rd, 2009 11:25 PM

sometimes i wish you were funny :(

the sad thing about you fathom zero is that its when you're trying to be "fun" that threads get boring :(

Fathom Zero Dec 23rd, 2009 11:56 PM

I know. That's why I don't post to be funny anymore.

I'm doing a pretty good job at it, too. And that's a stupid thing to wish for. I mean, why would anyone want to wish for that?

kahljorn Dec 24th, 2009 12:27 AM

I just wish that there was some variation in your personality besides stuck up boring dude :O

also i hate how you're at least as much of a jerk as i am but you're too much of a pussy to actually act on it.

Fathom Zero Dec 24th, 2009 12:32 AM

Sounds like somebody I know, wakka wakka. Oh man, I crack me up. :lol

kahljorn Dec 24th, 2009 12:34 AM

haha yea that's really funny

Fathom Zero Dec 24th, 2009 12:35 AM

It is!

kahljorn Dec 24th, 2009 12:37 AM

omg an exclamation point

I didn't even know people as mature as you were capable of EXCLAIMING

Fathom Zero Dec 24th, 2009 12:38 AM

I wish I could be abrasive as opposed to passive-aggressive.

kahljorn Dec 24th, 2009 12:40 AM

me too. only worthless people are passive-aggressive.

Sam Dec 24th, 2009 12:46 AM

IF ONLY SOMEONE PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE WOULD POST IN THIS THREAD :rolleyes

Sam Dec 24th, 2009 12:52 AM

THAT PERSON ISN'T ME :rolleyes

kahljorn Dec 24th, 2009 12:54 AM

YOURE GOING TO GIVE ME AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS :(

Sam Dec 24th, 2009 12:57 AM

I'D RATHER BE AGGRESSIVELY PASSIVE

elx Dec 24th, 2009 01:07 AM

merry christmas eve :D

bigtimecow Dec 24th, 2009 01:29 AM

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE ELX YOU FAGGOT

i'm going to wrap presents and pass the fuck out

Pentegarn Dec 24th, 2009 02:11 AM

I got my gifts wrapped earlier in the afternoon, but I almost didn't have enough wrapping paper, and had to get creative besides to wrap what I had with... what I had

Zhukov Dec 24th, 2009 09:01 AM

It's Christmas! Sucked in northern hemisphere! And to all a good night.

Colonel Flagg Dec 24th, 2009 09:27 AM

Got all the wrapping done, except for what I have to buy today. :Procrastinator

Kitsa Dec 24th, 2009 11:41 AM

I just printed out a bunch of pages that said THIS IS GIFT WRAP and used that.

stevetothepast Dec 24th, 2009 12:15 PM

thats funny

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 24th, 2009 12:39 PM

Merry Christmas Eve indeed. My christmas present came early. My ex Dizzymislizzy stole some of my checks last month and has forged $3,000 of my checks payable to her(She attempted up to $9,000). I talked to my bank and the police. Charges were pressed and she was finally arrested on monday. Now I'm waiting for my court date. She was let out of jail on tuesday and now wants to pay me back directly and to drop the charges. Not going to happen. I've had to call off work to deal with these things the last week, close my bank acount and open a new one. I probably should have done my christmas shopping earlier but I wasn't expecting to get robbed by someone I trusted either.

After stealing from me why would I trust you enough for you to pay me back directly when you lie to me constantly. Then you say you're moving to North Carolina instead of righting your wrongs. Don't blame me for ruining your future. You ruined that yourself as soon as you put your greedy hands into motion. I might have a cripple back, balding and rugged good looks but I'm through listening to your nonsense.

Tadao Dec 24th, 2009 01:16 PM

:airhorn

Dixie Dec 24th, 2009 01:23 PM

AWESOME!
TAKE THAT YOU CAKE GOBBLING BITCH!
NO CAKE FOR YOU!

bigtimecow Dec 24th, 2009 03:06 PM

first christmas present to myself: just spent 35 bucks on steam

crayon physics, gish, both indiana jones lucasarts games, both oddworlds, star wars jedi knight pack, and star wars KOTOR

Colonel Flagg Dec 24th, 2009 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 664974)
Merry Christmas Eve indeed. My christmas present came early. My ex Dizzymislizzy stole some of my checks last month and has forged $3,000 of my checks payable to her(She attempted up to $9,000). I talked to my bank and the police. Charges were pressed and she was finally arrested on monday. Now I'm waiting for my court date. She was let out of jail on tuesday and now wants to pay me back directly and to drop the charges.

She is SOOOOOOOO over you. :lol2

Colonel Flagg Dec 24th, 2009 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 664964)
I just printed out a bunch of pages that said THIS IS GIFT WRAP and used that.

You are an artiste.

Chojin Dec 24th, 2009 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 664974)
After stealing from me why would I trust you enough for you to pay me back directly when you lie to me constantly. Then you say you're moving to North Carolina instead of righting your wrongs. Don't blame me for ruining your future. You ruined that yourself as soon as you put your greedy hands into motion. I might have a cripple back, balding and rugged good looks but I'm through listening to your nonsense.


Babs Dec 24th, 2009 10:11 PM

Bill wins by default.

Chojin Dec 24th, 2009 10:36 PM

in related news, i got a text yesterday from this girl going "don't tell anyone but I'm 2 months pregnant"

immediately i start going FUCK FUCK FUCK :( (yes i used a condom, fuck you) then she follows it up with it being some other guy's

crisis averted

Fathom Zero Dec 24th, 2009 10:44 PM

Gonna make an honest woman out of her? It could be like A Walk in the Clouds, Keanu.



You, too, can end up married to a semi-attractive woman.

Pentegarn Dec 25th, 2009 12:18 AM

I miss Matt Hardy's old titantron video with all those facts in them

elx Dec 25th, 2009 01:11 AM

MERRY CHRISTMAS :D

Guitar Woman Dec 25th, 2009 08:08 AM

Fuck Christmas.

This has always been the fucking worst holiday of all fucking time and I refuse to do anything on it but take free shit and give my family the finger. And drink. Heavily.

Really, Halloween and 4th of July are the only holidays that have ever not sucked dick

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 25th, 2009 09:05 AM

:lol Merry Christmas jerks.

Grishnak, I don't believe you're real. How bored are you on your christmas/birthday if you're here commenting on old topics.

MarioRPG Dec 25th, 2009 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 664996)
first christmas present to myself: just spent 35 bucks on steam

crayon physics, gish, both indiana jones lucasarts games, both oddworlds, star wars jedi knight pack, and star wars KOTOR

The Indy games are tough, but very enjoyable to play.
But seriously, Last Crusade is rediculous. You HAVE to know where to look for some things.

Fathom Zero Dec 25th, 2009 12:27 PM

Happy Holidays.

captain516 Dec 25th, 2009 03:35 PM

I see myself as nonreligious; (I'm not an athiest, though) yet I still celebrate Christmas, and to a lesser extent, Channukah. Is this wrong?

Kitsa Dec 25th, 2009 05:21 PM

I celebrate Chanukah and Christmas and god-of-their-choice help anyone who tries to stop me.

stevetothepast Dec 26th, 2009 07:21 PM

Is it really Rogs birthday today?

Mockery Dec 26th, 2009 09:34 PM

Yep :eek

Kitsa Dec 26th, 2009 09:35 PM

Happy Birthday, then.

stevetothepast Dec 26th, 2009 09:38 PM


HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Tadao Dec 26th, 2009 09:40 PM

HAPPY BDAY MR. BARR

Guitar Woman Dec 26th, 2009 09:42 PM

Your Christmas present was also your birthday present, you ungrateful little shit

captain516 Dec 27th, 2009 12:59 AM

Happy Birthday Count Pickleman Mock

MattJack Dec 27th, 2009 03:00 AM

I got laid for Christmas by a girl that I have had a crush on since the 10th grade. Top that, America.

executioneer Dec 27th, 2009 07:06 AM

no?

Babs Dec 27th, 2009 07:20 AM

Shit, a valedictorian with a broken jaw was trying to get on my dick tonight. TOP THAT HOE MA

elx Dec 27th, 2009 09:17 AM

:(

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 27th, 2009 09:42 AM

I left a date early AND missed Joe Strummer tribute night to get up early and cover a shift at work.

:toppinamerica

bigtimecow Dec 27th, 2009 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 665187)
I got laid for Christmas by a girl that I have had a crush on since the 10th grade. Top that, America.

the what if girl!??

Shrubfest Dec 27th, 2009 11:38 AM

DUNDUNDUURRRRR!

I wish I had christmas sex. :(

executioneer Dec 27th, 2009 12:12 PM

i wish i'd been drunk all day on christmas

Mockery Dec 27th, 2009 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevetothepast (Post 665158)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Haha, interestingly enough, that was one of the gifts I received for my birthday this year.

Thanks for the birthday wishes guys :picklehat

Shrubfest Dec 27th, 2009 03:03 PM

Oh, Yay for age, Sir Mock. Holiday birthdays suck, don't they?

Colonel Flagg Dec 27th, 2009 09:33 PM

Happy Birthday, -Rog-.

bigtimecow Dec 27th, 2009 11:49 PM

ANYONE HERE I AM HIGH

Pentegarn Dec 27th, 2009 11:58 PM

I am here for a bit. High on the grass?

bigtimecow Dec 28th, 2009 12:18 AM

weeeeeeeeeds yo

Dixie Dec 28th, 2009 12:33 AM

happy belated birthday rog :)

Babs Dec 28th, 2009 01:19 AM

I forgot to say Happy Birthday Roger. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY BOI

Misdemonar Dec 28th, 2009 01:50 AM

HAPPY GETTING OLD ROGER YOU OLD MAN

executioneer Dec 28th, 2009 02:19 AM

HAPPY IT'S-YOUR-CHRISTMAS-PRESENT-AND-YOUR-BIRTHDAY-PRESENT DAY ROGER B

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 28th, 2009 10:12 AM

Happy birthday Cedar.

Tadao Dec 28th, 2009 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 665187)
I got laid for Christmas by a girl that I have had a crush on since the 10th grade. Top that, America.

I already did on my birthday.

Shrubfest Dec 28th, 2009 03:39 PM

Shut up about your suburban love story!

Unless she does dirty things. In which case, do tell.

Tadao Dec 28th, 2009 04:18 PM

Share with you guys?

whataminew?

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 28th, 2009 04:18 PM

You should have airhorned her on christmas.

Dimnos Dec 28th, 2009 04:24 PM

Ever airhorn em in the vag 10k?

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 28th, 2009 04:44 PM

Not yet.

Guitar Woman Dec 28th, 2009 08:59 PM

So I had my wisdom teeth cut out today. It was kind of weird, I got dizzy and lightheaded when they first shot me up, woke up about 30 seconds later to the doctor and nurses freaking out, then went back to sleep and timeskipped to about two hours later.

Then I got Percocets and have been popping those pretty frequently for the past 6 hours. Feels good man. I'm glad my gums finally stopped bleeding and that bloody spit stopped pooling in my mouth.

Overall, B+, would have surgery again.

stevetothepast Dec 28th, 2009 09:35 PM

Guitar Woman your always talkin about shit.

Sam Dec 28th, 2009 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 665382)
So I had my wisdom teeth cut out today. It was kind of weird, I got dizzy and lightheaded when they first shot me up, woke up about 30 seconds later to the doctor and nurses freaking out, then went back to sleep and timeskipped to about two hours later.

Then I got Percocets and have been popping those pretty frequently for the past 6 hours. Feels good man. I'm glad my gums finally stopped bleeding and that bloody spit stopped pooling in my mouth.

Overall, B+, would have surgery again.

I'm getting mine out either end of this week or next week. :(

Maybe we could trade meds or something.

Kitsa Dec 28th, 2009 10:38 PM

I had two cracked and abscessed molars removed while under valium and versed, and that stuff was awesome. From the second the needle went into my vein to the second they woke me up, I had no memory of the dentistry whatsoever. I was so thrilled I sent the office a gift basket. I wanted an IV drip of that shit to roll around at work with me so I didn't remember/care about being there.

elx Dec 29th, 2009 07:33 AM

happy birthday willie

executioneer Dec 29th, 2009 11:36 AM

you're early but thank you!

kahljorn Dec 29th, 2009 01:05 PM

Quote:

I had two cracked and abscessed molars removed while under valium and versed, and that stuff was awesome. From the second the needle went into my vein to the second they woke me up, I had no memory of the dentistry whatsoever. I was so thrilled I sent the office a gift basket. I wanted an IV drip of that shit to roll around at work with me so I didn't remember/care about being there.
I think that's like the fifth time i've heard that story ;/

Pentegarn Dec 29th, 2009 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 665394)
I had two cracked and abscessed molars removed while under valium and versed, and that stuff was awesome. From the second the needle went into my vein to the second they woke me up, I had no memory of the dentistry whatsoever. I was so thrilled I sent the office a gift basket. I wanted an IV drip of that shit to roll around at work with me so I didn't remember/care about being there.

That happened to me when I had my wisdom teeth removed, except instead of sending a gift basket I drank a lot of chocolate shakes.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 29th, 2009 05:08 PM

I probably should get my widsom teeth removed. They were pretty painful at the end of 2008 but by that time I ran out of PTO at work. They feel okay now but prob shold still be taken out.

Guitar Woman Dec 29th, 2009 06:48 PM

1. Get wisdom teeth removed.
2. Take 4 percocets at once.
3. ???????????
4. Feels fucking amazing man

I should have surgery more often.

Or buy dried poppy pods. <3 Opioids

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 29th, 2009 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 665465)
1. Get wisdom teeth removed.
2. Take 4 percocets at once.
3. PROFIT
4. Feels fucking amazing man

FIXED

Kitsa Dec 29th, 2009 08:27 PM

Apparently I don't get to have a C-section until the end of next month. :( I am fairly bummed about this.

Didn't it used to take women 9 months to complete this shit?

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 29th, 2009 08:36 PM

Depends on the temperature I guess. In related news I might be a father so I'm going to get shitfaced. :(

Kitsa Dec 29th, 2009 08:42 PM

is she having the baby in jail?

Tadao Dec 29th, 2009 08:45 PM

pay someone in jail to punch her in the stomach everyday, pregnant or not.

Shrubfest Dec 29th, 2009 08:46 PM

Eat the baby. Not Kitsa's baby though. We will love kitsa's baby.

MattJack Dec 29th, 2009 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 665477)
Depends on the temperature I guess. In related news I might be a father so I'm going to get shitfaced. :(

Drink one for me buddy.

MarioRPG Dec 29th, 2009 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 665479)
pay someone in jail to punch her in the stomach everyday, pregnant or not.

This also works for high school.

Guitar Woman Dec 29th, 2009 10:10 PM

That's because high school is like prison, except you don't learn anything

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2009 02:02 AM

Happy birthdays to Willie and Shrub. :)

Tadao Dec 30th, 2009 02:05 AM

Yes Happy bday indeed to them and Pub as well.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 30th, 2009 02:06 AM

Happy birethdayu willie andg shrub. I'm working on drinknig

executioneer Dec 30th, 2009 04:44 AM

so my current position is getting eliminated as of the end of the year, and i was supposed to get a new one, but nobody's contacted me about it yet

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10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 30th, 2009 04:55 AM

Damn gubberment. Demand the new posishe.

LordSappington Dec 30th, 2009 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 665394)
I had two cracked and abscessed molars removed while under valium and versed, and that stuff was awesome. From the second the needle went into my vein to the second they woke me up, I had no memory of the dentistry whatsoever. I was so thrilled I sent the office a gift basket. I wanted an IV drip of that shit to roll around at work with me so I didn't remember/care about being there.

Speaking of cracked molars, I cracked my molar about a month ago. On Sunday, I accidentally bit on a piece of bacon with that tooth, and now I'm missing about half the goddamn tooth.
The worst part is, I have a terrible, TERRIBLE phobia of dentists; if I hear a dentist's drill in any situation, I start to lock up and freak out. Thus, I'm being IV sedated, like-a you!
On the pus side, I get to chill out of hydrocodon or whatever for a few weeks until after the work. :hypno

Dimnos Dec 30th, 2009 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 665465)
1. Get wisdom teeth removed.
2. Take 4 percocets at once.
3. ???????????
4. Feels fucking amazing man

I should have surgery more often.

Or buy dried poppy pods. <3 Opioids

What? No demerol? Your doing it wrong. :\

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 665477)
Depends on the temperature I guess. In related news I might be a father so I'm going to get shitfaced. :(

Is it the chick in prison? Tell her you will drop the charges if she makes a stop at planned parenthood. :lol

But no really... If your going to be a father congrats dude. Its no where near as bad as you think its going to be. Its actually pretty great, especially if you have a boy. I cant tell you how many afternoons I have spent sitting around with the boy watching a movie or playing a game when the wife wanted me to do some work around the house. "But I told the boy I would spend time with him. We are bonding. Important father son things." ;)

stevetothepast Dec 30th, 2009 03:18 PM

happy birthday mr willie, I hope you hear back from your job.

happy birthday also to shrub.

happy birthday also to big tex, if it is your birthday

Pentegarn Dec 30th, 2009 04:48 PM

10K, that baby isn't from DML is it?

God like you need that


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