Dating, and such.
 

I don't know if this is normal, but, dating is feeling kinda...
"hallow" for me.
I know that I'm young, and such, but it never seems like my relationships ever MEAN anything.
There've been long kisses,
and even, "nights spent over at girls houses",
but, I've never heard " I love you". Not once.
Also, at school or in general public, it seems like alot of the girls I've dated wear (not literally) hand condoms to avoid male contact.

:lol

I'm serious. Absolutely no affection.
Either, they're skanks, or just really desperate

Also, don't laugh at the concept of me picking up girls.
As long as you have noticable qualities,
and some kind of personality, it's not impossible >:

I've seen the fattest, dirtiest, greasiest, most revolting goth I have ever seen in the world have three girlfriends at one time. ANYONE can get a girlfriend.

Also, almost all high school relationships are completely meaningless. Dur.

I'm not revolting, though :(
I actually have good-looking qualities
If I were just to lose 20 lbs of fat,
I'd be more, erm......
" likely to NOT get made fun of by loser internet inhabitants"

aka "rotund"

if you hadn't said 20 lbs of fat i'd have been inclined to suggest you drop the snacks you were carrying.

I'm not carrying any snacks.

See? That's the point.
As long as you know I'm slightly overweight,
you're gonna act like I'm constantly eating.
I've been chubby since I was 3 YEARS OLD.
It wasn't a life choice; It was more of a curse that started BEFORE I gained conscious thought. I work out. I lift weights.
My family has a HISTORY of bad metabolism.
FOR GODS SAKE, I DON'T EVEN EAT LUNCH OR BREAKFAST.
WHY do you constantly pester me about my weight?
Those pictures were of CRAPPY QUALITY, and I wear baggy clothes,
anyways.

Juttin, aren't you 15 years old?

16

:lol

The answer to all of your problems lies within the number 16.

Erm...I don't get it.

Exactly.

Well, instead of stating that I don't get what you mean,
why don't you just EXPLAIN what you mean? >:

No, I wasn't like this when I was 16.

Well, I'm a whiny bitch.

Remember this, for this is the only time I shall give you good advice.
To speed up your metabolism eat a fist sized piece of food every 2 hours. Make sure its a apple, a orange, a bananna, PBJ on wheat bread, basic food group stuffs. Stay away from "empty foods" such as chips, white bread, cake, pudding, or things with high dairy. Dairy foods take longer to digest in a human body.

Oh, and the entire highschool dating scene. Drop it like those fatty foods in your hand. it is just retarded in highschool.

Fuck you.
Good advice,
but you went and assumed I'm eating junk food right now.

If you were following his advice already, you wouldn't be gargantuan.

Good thing, too. I'm NOT gargantuan.

Mentally challenged people :rolleyes

If you're not gargantuan, then why did your father kill himself?

We already went over this

Because my mom is a cheating skank

God, you're never going to get the script down before the
opening night >:

I know, I wish your dad was here to help with it.



Oops.

Or, you can direct YOUR OWN school play >:

WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?

I mean, goddamn
Shakespeare didn't start out trying to direct retards
The principal was all like : "Direct a play for these Sp.Ed kids"
And I was like: "Okay"
But you little bastards can't memorize your lines >:

Man, you're even derailing your own threads now.

HELP HELP THE CHARLIES ARE EVERYWHERE :(

INSPECTOR BLUEBIRD NEEDS HELL
THE MEN FROM CHOWDERFACE HAVE ARRIVED

I really feel sorry for your legal guardians.

For serious, relationships never really work out in high school like you want them to. I had to write an essay for an english exam two weeks ago about true love and romantic love in relation to the characters in A Midsummer Night's Dream and The Taming of the Shrew. True love is about wanting the other person's good, whilst romantic love is about wanting the other person. Petruchio and Kate are the best example of true love and Lysander and Hermia are the best example of romantic love. All high school relationships consist of is going to dances, sneaking out after your parents are asleep to go to a party, and making out for hours. I laugh at the many I see saying that one day they'll get married. It's really hard when you see a relationship that won't last at all, especially if it happens to be your best friend or someone close to you.

The whole point of this is that, at your age, relationships are inherantly hollow and doomed to fail from the beginning, though it does help if both of you are on the same intellectual level, like I and my girlfriend, whom still lives in Virginia. I call her about every month, but it really isn't that serious. She's just one of my friends I really like to keep in contact with since I've moved.

Just be friends, really. If you can be friends with someone without having to date them, that's a really good sign.

I assume that cause you are fat. And that the average american eats tons of junk food.

the only food I consider none junk food is Organic foods. Everything else has crap in it. That doesn't stop me from eating it though, but I go running, biking, hiking alot and keep my hour glass figure.

And weight lifting does NOT BURN FAT, fucking health idiot.

um. no.

fathom zero is steadily becoming the new oao

When I was 16, I was in a steady, loving relationship.

What I'm trying so say is, you're going to die cold and alone! Sorry!

I thought they were.

They're the best example of the medieval ideal of love. That's kind of close.

he married her for money and wouldn't give her any food until she agreed to behave the way he wanted. how chivalrous.

You're forgetting that chivalry only applied to certain select individuals.

EXCEPT SHIFYS!!

AM I RIGHT GUYS!?

Kate didn't behave the way anybody wanted, hence the "Shrew" part in "The Taming of the Shrew". After they were married, Petruchio showed her the way she seemes to other people by acting exactly like she does and throws a fit before the bet.

She's a teacher, I think she knows what she's talking about, kid.

Yeah, well my A.P. English 2 teacher is a doctor.


Why do I even care? I got a B on the bloody exam and I hate Shakespeare.

Rude

I meant, "why do I care about whether or not Petruchio and Kate are the best example of romantic love", not the fact that Sadie is a teacher. I hold teachers in a high regard, except for those mean ones, like my Geometry teacher. She stole what little Halloween candy I had this year.

your teacher won't take what you don't take out. >: