Of course, I suck at shooting and constantly hit my head on stuff.

Here's proof I read some of I-Mockery:
some articles say something about...schlocky movies...and...pixel-based games. Also, this guy with the pickle hat likes tunnels of horror and...ehm...pickle hats.
There, proof.

If you are going to wear chaps with storm trooper armor, why not add a copper cod piece and a cowboy hat?

You're right, I'm really missing a hat there. Cowboy boots and spurs as well - missed opportunity for sure.
Well, next time. Or Photoshop.

Hi I am SYG

No you're not

OH YES HE IS

i think he is

I assure you I am.

We'll let the panel decide then. Everyone bring their own judge.

alas I cannot post images yet but rest assured my response was extreme

Oh no he din't

Name- John
Age- 30
job- Builder of Large Truck Bodies
where are you at?- Pennsylvania
how did you find out about this site?- internet
what's your favorite thing about the site?- George's life story thread
why did you start posting- Cuz I wanted to
Level of Educ.- HS Grad
hobbies- Reading and other stuff
fav. music/band- Classic Hard Rock and Metal
fav. book- Star Wars
fav. movie- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fav. Video Game- Rock Band
fav. food- meat and potatos
In high school you were voted most likely to...- not vote
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- Not that I can think of. I am a degenerate though.

YOU'RE TEN YEARS TOO LATE JOHN

I was scrolling up from the bottom and was trying to figure out why there was judge reinhold with a pirate hat hear. Then I scrolled up more and laughed my ass off.

LOL

Hey folks! My name's Douglas MacKrell - I was the winner of the Halloween Hot Sauce contest a month or so back. I'm just getting my feet wet here at the forums, so here's my deets:

Name- Douglas MacKrell

Age-33

job- Host of Internet After Dark

where are you at?- New York City

how did you find out about this site?- My buddy Kevin Conn (Unemployed Skeletor) introduced me.

what's your favorite thing about the site?- The movie reviews!

why did you start posting- To get to know everyone and start being an active part of the community!

Level of Educ.- A couple of gear shifts in college

hobbies- Making videos, campy overacting, prop design and fabrication, sexy ladies, giving advice

fav. music/band- Stereophonic Space Sound Unlimited

fav. book- The Areas of My Expertise by John Hodgman

fav. movie- Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Fav. Video Game- Sam and Max Hit The Road

fav. food- Burritos

In high school you were voted most likely to...- Do more art stuff good

Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I currently run two shows on YouTube - Internet After Dark, a lampoon of mens lifestyle shows, and The Royal Order of the Holy Mackerel, a Gravity Falls show where I get my audience to crack codes and solve riddles to get cool GF stuff I make.

Other than that, I like dinosaurs and I think it's hilarious when goats eat things that they shouldn't.

Douglas' hobbies includes cialis and sterile environments. Rumored to have once been sodomized with a full bottle of hot sauce.

Welcome, Douglas! I'm sure you will enjoy your stay here at the I-Mackory Forum. Things go a <i>bit<\i> fast in these parts, good luck keeping up Rooky!!!!

also know that Babs will forever be trying to make his mark here with an epic mocking.

also know that it will never happen.

TAD! STOP IT, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF THE GUYS

..

douglas come back nooooo

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, fuckers >:

so do you still like zelda?

Of course, Breath of the Wild was fantastic. Definitely different.

In other news, Stardew Valley is awesomeeeee. I picked it up last night and can't stop

I think we can write off the rest of this website as dead too :(

My friend is addicted to that game.

NO YOU'RE DEAD

If you're wondering why the site hasn't been updated I would advise looking up Rog's facebook.

holy shit :(

I don't have him on Facebook. Did he have a kid or something?

wife died

What the fuck, are you serious?


That's horrible. I mean, goddamn.

Yeah :( Circumstances are unclear, but it sounds like it was sudden and unexpected.

I'm the biggest asshole on the internet and I genuinely feel extremely bad for the guy. I can't imagine what he was going through at the time. Hell, what he's still going though now. This is my worst fear.

Oh my god, that's horrible :'(

Seriously, that makes me want to cry :(

I only just found out about it. It's a bit of a shock. I wish I had known sooner.

Goddamnit, Rog and Re were like the last people this should have happened to. This is a pitch-fucking-black tragedy on every level.

:(

:(

From what I know I wouldn't expect the site to update anymore unless the other three come back to it. It's all very tragic.

I would say start saving any articles you want in case the domain expires.

I might not have frequented the site as much as I did when I was younger, but it'd suck to lose it.

Dammit, I didn't want to be proven right. Not like this...

Is there a way to back up the entire site to Wayback Machine? Other than saving each page individually, I mean.

This is all heartbreaking :(