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Mother Nature just gave me a terrible Christmas present.
At least it's red so it's kind of festive. |
Whoa Hickman's back, luckily he wasn't at the argentinian army cuz they're really tough there, i hear that if you spot a bug in your soup you gotta raise your spoon and shout "viva la patria carajo" (hail the homeland) and take it proudly to your mouth, yuk
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Ah! OOoooh.
I feel so satisfied. |
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Yay! @ post-exibitionism regret. |
Pub, that looks like an office were other co-workers might sit. Kinky.
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I want clearer pictures.
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CIG- didn't you just recently have a present? :/ Is something the matter?
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I want my back to stop hurting so I could do some damn situps occasionally.
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart But the very next day, you gave it away This year To save me from tears I'll give it to someone special Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance But you still catch my eye Tell me baby Do you recognize me? Well It's been a year It doesn't surprise me Merry Christmas, I wrapped it up and sent it With a note saying "I love you" and meant it Now I know what a fool I've been But if you kissed me now I know you'd fool me again A crowded room Friends with tired eyes I'm hiding from you And your soul of ice Oh my I thought you were Someone to rely on Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on A friend to discover with a fire in her heart A girl under cover but you tore me apart You tore me apart, ooo-ooo Now I've found a real love you'll never fool me again A friend to discover with a fire in her heart A girl under cover but you tore me apart Maybe next year, I'll give it to someone I'll give it to someone special. |
IT'S NOT MY KID CIG AND YOU CAN'T PROVE IT!
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CiG, I hate that type of present. Mini pills are my friend in this respect.
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They keep you regular?
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They stop completly. I havent had a period for about 6 months.
Bliss. |
Blood make a great warm lube.
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Yeah, having them actually be into you is too much of a long shot. :(
Shrub, does it also promote facial hair and clit-growth? Or does it forstall your menopause, making you immortal? :eek |
I have a wide wiener.
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Lets see? :(
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Then you'll stalk me :O
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Pub, I have no idea.
No difference to normal, that i've noticed. |
*Hugs*
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On the offchance that photobucket decided to delete that pants pic, I decided to save it. :x
Not wanting it anywhere I went regularly, I thought it amusing to put it in my Shrub folder. :x I was surprised and pleased to find I didn't have a Shrubfest folder. :) But now I keep wanting to make one. >: |
Oh!I feel left out!
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You should make a Pants folder and put shrub pics in there :yum
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Pics of Shrub in her underpants? :eek :eek :eek
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I wish :(
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YER GETTING A SPECIAL TREAT TONIGHT! :incest |
I love how cavemanish it cam out. Fuck fixing my old camera, Crappy web cams are the new art.
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Ye get to be 28, and ye get to like it. >: |
Come on Tadao, you in your pants now!
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I just came in my pants.
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I CANT AGE PUBLOVER
it just rots lol i dunno |
It must be nice to be a mildly attractive woman on a forum full of horny, ugly blokes. >:
You get to order everyone around. :eek |
Kahl, are you REALLY married?
because thats a bit scary. |
lol yea I'm married.
What the hell is so scary about it? |
Anyone notice how big kahljorn's DS is? By my calculations he only only about 2 feet tall in real life. |
lol
its a laptop :( thjats probably obvious though :( |
Its scary because you're only 4 years older than me.
And I'd still sleep with you. Isn't marriage supposed to make you beyond redemption? |
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HE KNOWS WHAT THE I-MOCKERY FORUMS IS ALL ABOUT ;) |
do you usually sleep with old guys or something i dont get it
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No. I'm worried about my future, and the fact that you're still attractive although you are married.
Although having to spell it out is less arousing. |
Yeah Kahl, wear a burka or something. Ye're just too tempting. :orgasm
Wow, 'Slutty Burka' is a disappointing google image search. :( |
Oh. He left. Do you think his wife felt threatened.
I'm drunk. Pay no attention. |
IM SUDDENLY DRUNK TOO
AND HIGH |
YAY!
I WISH I WAS HIGH! |
I wish I was happy, but I'll settle for drunk. ;(
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i hate wishing i was high :(
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Well, i have all the ingredients, excepts bacci and skins....
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I'll settle for a warm cantaloupe.
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i ate a pot browny type thing the other night and it was awesome :( i was stoned all night
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Inject me into your blood stream
That was witty in my mind. |
GUYS I WISH FOR STUFF TOO. :(
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sam what kinds of things do you wish for
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SAM, YOU SPEND WAY TOO MUCH TIME IN THIS THREAD. I AM TELLING YOU TO TRY TO HELP YOU, BRAW.
SRSLY, YOU'RE TURNING INTO PUB |
you're incredulous zomboid
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Sam, if you have bacci an skins, and you are here, I love you.
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lol pub i was waiting for something like that :( (the thing about injecting shrub)
maybe you should just tr overeatng a bunch of pills what are bacci an skins? it sounds like fancy bacon or something |
IT'S NOT BACON IN POTATO SKINS WHICH IS WHAT I FIRST THOUGHT. :(
THEN I RE-READ THE CONTEXT IT WAS USED, AND IT SUDDENLY BECAME CLEAR. |
I knew it wasn't gonna be that :(
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tobacco and self-roll paper ie Rizlas
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I CAN RUN TO THE STORE, IT IS LITERALLY 100 FEET FROM WHERE I LIVE. :(
ABOUT 30 METERS (I THINK) FOR ALL YOU METRIC FOLKS. :( |
YAY! SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS!
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1) That didn't work. :) 2) Finding someone trying (failing) to do that sucks. :) |
oh i get it
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GUYS, I'M GOING TO GO GET DRUNK AND HIGH AND EAT BACON AND POTATO SKIN IN SOME SORT OF COMBINATION. :(
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His tits are also swell. ;) |
IF I DON'T EVER COME BACK, YOU'LL KNOW WHY. :(
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have you thought of using a gun? really it's probably the next best thing to injecting yourself with air |
I don't know where to get a gun. Plus even if I found one, I doubt I could work it, or I'll end up arsefaced.
Man, nevermind I'm too much of a pussy. >: |
Move to England.
Everyones depressed here! |
In my bad days I came up with a way to suicide that wouldn't let any family member know it was a suicide :(
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one time i had a hallucination when i did jimson weed and I met the devil and he showed me hell and it was underneath a bed and it looked like the page break picture :(
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NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THEREE IS NOTHNG BETTER! you must adjust and adapt |
I"M GOING TO GO TAKE A SEXY AND STEAMY SHOWER >:
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KAHLJORN!
Now I need to go to bed.... :D |
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Maybe I remember an episode of Quincy. He was on a boat? And someone died? |
I dunno.
hoobs=i dunno countdown=spot on for a weekday teatime! NIGHTY NIGHT! |
We opened presents tonight. I got great presents, although I think my ramones and hockey fandom is making me a bit transparent :/
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I watched the 5am repeat of countdown. The hoobs is a UK only Jim Hension muppet show that was on Channel 4 before or after countdown. I didn't have a tv license and lived in fear of the scanning van thing that never came. I slept 20+ hours a day. The only time I left the house was to go to the dole office where I would be told off until I cried, and then I would drink until I didnt care that I was vomitting all over myself.
Yay, the memories are flooding back. :blah |
Cheer up or cherub.
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British TV > American TV
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It is Christmas eve here & I'll be as miserable as I want. >:
BTW Ghost, did you say you were bisexual? PLZ POST A PIC OF YOU IN YER UNDERPANTS PLZ! :) |
No way, Cheers was way better than The Young Ones
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Much like my vision of US tele. Although I did see an infomercial featuring Mister T the other day. Poor Guy. |
my experience is not limited to public television, thanks >:(
I remember seeing some really fucked-up TV on the continent. In Italy, there was a game show where there were these three naked ladies and the (male) contestants had so many seconds to find matching pieces of lingerie in a big bin and dress them. In Germany I stumbled across a charming production of Heidi in which she boffed everyone but the goat. |
The Axis of evil is not good television. Especially Japan.
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Drunk dedications are teh best.
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yes well yer nation is filled with retards and morons and no matter how much ya protest ye'll always be a retard an moron to me ;) merry christmas :) |
sod off :)
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