Badass 'Cellphone'
 

...or 'mobile phone' as we quaint little Englishits call it.
I just got a phone with a mega-pixel camera...the image quality is insanely good. And you can play monopoly on the phone. And store mp3s. And have an mp3 as your ringtone. And it wanks you off*
Shame I dont have a pc I can connect too or I could start bombarding PYPH with moody photos. Oh well. At least I can carry lots of pics of my girlfriend naked with me :posh

Come, on surely you americans are as phone obsessed as we are by now.



*havent actually checked this out yet, but I bet it does.

Mine takes good pics, but i'm very jealous of monopoly. I have pac-man but I had to pay for it. :(

I have a piece of shit cellphone that I can call people with when I want to. And they can call me, but not always when I want to.

Oh, and messages.

i want a cellphone with an mp3 ringtone so bad >: lol i could program it to make a fart sound :eek

He said EngliSHITS

The n-gage has that. It also has a audio recorder my ring tone is just me screaming. I also have the zelda theme.

i said i want a CELLPHONE not a PIECE OF SHIT