When girlies finger themselves...
 

Do their fingernails cut the inside of their vagina? :(

See, this is why I bite my nails. :picklehat

No, unlike guys, they know what they are doing down there. :/

I've seen girls with those big whore nails finger their assholes, and I cry... while masturbating.

Female insides are made out of Mythril.

You know about the one with the secretary fingering herself and finding a vaginal wart and taking her nail file to it :(

That's some sick shit, you two! :(

Fuck you.

So how's your day been?

I just woke up. It's 5:40 in the morning here so I haven't had a day yet. Shut up.

Hi. :D

I don't know that one, Helm...:(

Re: When girlies finger themselves...
 

Yes. I don't know how those porn stars to it with their nails. It huuurrrttts!

helm: <3 your new av. :)

I think they just do it for show, they don't do anything other than stick 'em in there and pretend they're enjoying their work. Cuz otherwise, i think the the multiple stabwounds to the birth canal would be kinda painful. :/

They're probably wearing acrylic nails. Fake nails aren't sharp unless you go to a crappy place to get them done or you like having claws or something.

Did you hear that one about the girl who fingered herself and had an orgasm?

Well from what my sister told me the answer is yeah. She was sucking my cock and fingering herself while doing it, but she forgot to take off her fake nails. I told her not to put those fuckin' things on since I don't care what the fuck her nails look like, but she does anyway.

But anywho, she was so into sucking me off she didn't realize she was cutting all her fucking shit up inside. After she swallowed my load I look fuckin' down and I'm standing in a goddamn puddle of blood. She had to go the hospital and couldn't fuck for a month, but we just laugh about it now.

I JUST CAME ALL OVER MY SELF

Cool, you can bottle it and send it to Jixby. He'll give you $100 for it. He likes to paint his house with it, calls it his house of cum or some stupid shit. I told him that it would be easier to just jizz all over the walls himself, but he says its not the same, go figure.

OMG HI LIQUID ^ . ^

what? :lol

jixby, i think you need to send yourself your own semen. >:

i'm not answering the question proposed in this thread because it's stupid.

'I NEVER THOUGHT IT POSSIBLE TO MASTURBATE TOO MUCH' NEXT ON RIKKI LAKE :(

It's not stupid. :( And the thread would be better/more informative if Mad Max didn't post in it. :(