That would work on a feminist, but I believe women belong at home, cooking and cleaning too.
If I were a housewife again I wouldn't be bitching. I loved being a housewife.

;)

Do you hate sex too or do you get paid for it?

Sex is one of the best things in life, but I'm hoping you already knew that.

Yesterday I cooked and cleaned an was all "This is fricking easy, I would totally do this if I had some jerk willing to go out to work for me."

Then I cried. >:

:lol


:(


:tear


:wank


:)


:rolleyes

He has a terrible case of Tyttöbakteeri, so he'll never know love. :(

Your characters aren't supposed to have minds of their own, Pub :rolleyes

Pub, if you go through the trouble of learning some random finnish word, could you also go through the toruble of learning to use it properly? :rolleyes

I don't see that as very likely, Mr Tyttöbakteeri. ;)

Your language is crazy gibberish. :eek

Holy shit, Ranny-K! Have you been lying? Are you really from Suomi? I don't even know how to say a u before an o in a word. That is crazy shit, you liars. Stop lying about stuff! >:

swo-mee?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgTyVkpJY3g

http://translate.google.com/translat...-8&sl=en&tl=es

:lol Amante Pub

RaNkeri tyttöbakteerija tietokone satunnaintön

Gibberish. :x

Rankeri cooties computer ????

Even I don't know what the hell the last word means, so yeah, gibberish :x

I always do this, I forget I can just use babelfish and end up spending hours doing research that results in complete nonsense.

Rankeri apulainen aihe polveutuansa tietokone joka on joten satunnainen! :eek

Equally nonsense, but much quickly gained nonsense.

Rankeri helper/assistant subject descends computer which is and thus/so/hence occassional

What the hell man? >:

Babelfish sucks, when I taught french for a couple of semesters you could immediately tell who was using it.

I got closer with my own research. :lol

At least Seth can't barge in here & really show me up by reciting 13th century Finnish proverbs and extolling the many ways the Finno-Ugric languages intersects with non-regular English form. :x

My main problem is that I rely on direct substitution (much like babelfish) rather than any understanding of grammar, which is how I ended up saying ElPila was object that penis were suck of. :(


Haha, that is soooo not my main problem. :lol

But ElPila is the object that penis were suck of.

The roommate and I are going to install our hot tub today. We shall be the envy of Chatelaine Cir!

Chatelaine cir?

:rolleyes

Chatelaine Circle...the street I live on.

Please guys don't send me any SARS through the mail. I just got over a cold.

Sounds pretty gay

Unless the roommate is a woman :eek

I've said it before and I'll say it again:
VITTU!

You even know what that means, kiddo? :rolleyes

You're a little heavy on the eyerolls lately, Rankeri :(

My favorite Finns in the world taught me that word.
:)

Oh, so it's just the old joke claiming a new victim :(

As long as they laugh when I say it I'm happy.
They especially love my southern accent on it.

Gonna nap now.
bye bye.

Could you try typing it the way you pronounce it? You've got my attention :(

TOO LATE I'M ASLEEP NOW.
I really don't know how to type it out phoenetically, even my Lebanese co-workers laugh at my southern accent Arabic.

Lately? The Rankster is infamously known as the man with the eyeroll fetish.

I thought that was Sam.

Sam? He's nothing but a miserable copycat :rolleyes

I'M THE REAL DEAL :rolleyes

I'M GOING TO SEE THE CRYSTAL METHOD TONIGHT YALL

IN YOUR FACE

..

Installing an Indoor or outdoor hot tube? I want to get an indoor one but I worry about mold and the such.

It's an outdoor one. My roommate and jack of all trades friend tried hooking it up earlier but I guess the wires are fucked up or something. He's going to come back later in the week and try to hook it up when he has time.

My poor dog had surgery today and is knocked the fuck out. I feel bad for her.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

ck

I am so bored >:

What happened to the puppers?

..

Fix that, son. Fix that shit real quick.

http://en.akinator.com/

I shat.

fucking yeah fix that shit

and then talk to me >:

I thought of Manny Calavera, Robert Plant, and the Akinator and it guessed all of them on its first try

That thing is eerie as fuck

Haha, I won. It couldn't get James Sunderland. :picklehat

GO GW

FUCK YEA YOU GO

Admittedly it was only because I forgot that you get Pyramid Head's sword near the end of the game

damnit GW try to pay attention.

I thought you hated SH2

I hate how it doesn't not suck until the very end of the game

I like the story and a few of the characters, I just never thought it was scary.

Man fuck off, that shit scared me for days. Though I will agree that the end is the best

Spay surgery, and some of her baby teeth (accidentally?) got knocked out when they were inserting the breathing tube.

She's had a pretty shitty day, she hasn't moved in like 6 hrs (still breathing)

I dunno, I got the impression from the way everyone talked about it that Pyramid Head would be dynamically stalking me throughout the game ala Scissorman in Clock Tower. All of his encounters being scripted was by far my biggest disappointment.

The side scenario where you play as Maria I thought was really fucking scary, though.

SHIT GW

I agree with you

though the whole bit on the rooftop scared the living fuck out of me.

She should be better in a few days :). They bounce back better than a slinky made out of flubber.

akhinator took 30 questions and 2 wrong guesses before it found out was thinking about bradley nowell of sublime

no fucking way

totally fuckin way

lol

which one are you, sexy?

:publover

It's friday night and I don't even want to drink. Looks like it's going to be an early night for me.

Bitch hasn't heard of Ax Battler

Apparently I did it wrong as it claims to know who Lucy Lawless is, but couldn't guess it from what I said.

Yeah, you haven't been up to standard either, Sir.

DUDE U GOTTA WATCH THIS WHILE YOU'RE HIGH :x

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=etlJMeVMbEY

:suicide

..

:pagebrak

is that guy rly dead :(

Yes :tear

that guy was a badass he escaped a trial once by treating people with a hand grenade

He didn't look like a badass. :\

He was an ex-police inspector so i'm not really sad that piggy died :), i bet he busted a lot of stoners like me :/

I bet it stung just a little too hard and she realizes that she has surrounded herself with pathetic people who only feel better by putting other people down.

She just can't accept it like I do :(

hey bitches im gettin stoned ;o

That music is really bizarre given the dwyerness of the moment.

are u stoned 2?

No. Not to say I'm not on a lot of drugs, they're just all legit.

My Dr. won't give me pain killers because I was honest with him about my past drug abuses. Last time I'll be honest to a Dr. about drugs. I did tell him that the pain will drive me to drinking which is the one drug that I am addicted to. He told me that drinking is bad.

:medical

errytime somebody says they are getting stoned I think about Jesus

I'm not going to be on tomorow at all so...

Have a Happy Birthday MARIORPG.

A young Rankeri

Its excitin in here today, aint it?

Hey Shrub.

:lol

Bunnies? For me?

Yes, bunnies caught in some naughty act for you.

GW, looking for that stuff on the internet will only poison your soul!

How's Tadao this fine whatever the hell time it is where you are?

Grumpy and uncomfortable as hell. I should go on a walk and yell at inanimate objects.

I'm sorry, I did not inquire your well being. Howzit?

I no longer like saturdays as much as I used to.

Average. Sat in my pants making sample boards whilst my cat complains.

10,000 Volt. Me neither. But its now Sunday, and i hate them more.