I didn't think anyone else read Dirk Gently

So yeah, basically he did 3 books after Guide.

Why wouldn't they? The philistines >:

I wish he did more Dirk Gently. I used to always start at the Adams area in the book store, see nothing new, and walk over to Pratchett to see if his latest is in paperback yet.

Unless you count Salmon of Doubt which is the collection of his stuff that was gathered together after he died. I don't, but you could

I'll have to get that, I stopped going to his section after he died :(

I like it a lot. It's got the unfinished Dirk Gently in it.

I just found 20 bags of pop rocks in my closet (got them to hand out at halloween and handed out frankenberry instead). Any ideas?

None that I think you'd do. :(

:wank

Gasp. You must have a foreign body in your eye then. I :orgasm to my picture the other day.

If any of us had anything going for us we wouldn't be here so damned often. :P

There's always next halloween.

Or get 20 cans of Coke and tempt fate.

I would love for you to give me a poprock enema.

Do you have a tired dad fetish, Ghost? :eek
Because they are obscure or because they are confusing and silly? >:

I'm sure I can spare the five minutes it would take to leave you unfulfilled and embarrassed. :love
She is so greasy and slimy it filled her ears and blurred her eyes. :x

This is pretty much the only way she would let me fuck her, so yay for that skeazy hoe's lack of hygiene. :orgasm


Don't worry, Kitsa. I'll do her after letting you down. ;)

Same here, but then again I can't enjoy any book that isn't satire. I was pretty skeptical about Pratchett (and Gaiman too, I guess) when my friend read Good Omens in about three hours and told me that it was very much like Douglas Adams' writing, but I gave the Colour of Magic a shot and now I can't put these books down. :(

It's a lot like Douglas Adams if Adams geared the craziness down a few notches, then got all metacognitive and sociological

with dwarves

Stop cumming on your hands before picking them up. :rolleyes

Hitchhiker's Guide is my absolute favorite book and I seriously wish it was so long it was impossible to finish in a lifetime so I could keep reading and reading and reading and then I can die happy instead of inevitably depressed and alone. And hungry. :tear

I still haven't read making money and above, if there is an above.

:eek

Pub you're a fucking nerd I bet you like this shit too >:

Mostly harmless was a failure to me though. :(
It had a lot of good parts in it, but it just felt like he rushed through it to get it out of the way. Like a step child.

I have Making Money but I haven't touched it yet because I didn't like the main character the last time he was used :(

A dude with a samurai sword just attacked the Scientology building in LA? :lol
I have occasionally considered a Discworld to be my favourite book, but I'm in the middle of Making Money & I find it really hard to get through for some reason. :(

:orgasm

I think the Scientology sword thing happened yesterday.

:oneofthosedays

Must be a lag on my RSS feed. Still pretty funny, even if it is so fucking old. :(


Show us yer cock, ******! :eek

Well then give me your unloved book you jerk.

I love all of my books.

But I was gonna send you Salmon of Doubt anyway so THERE YOU GO YOU UNGRATEFUL SWINE

Hah, I made the CBC blog today. Awesome.

Corrupting the masses, one national broadcasting station at a time!

Guys, while you are debating religion here in this thread, I am waging a holy battle against moderator (MORE LIKE TYRANT) Milhouse Backwards AND I AM DOING IT ALL FOR YOU SO YOU CAN GROW UP IN A FREE COUNTRY AND NOT LISTEN TO COHEED AND CAMBRIA. :rolleyes

religion? DON'T MAKE ME SCROLL, FOOL.

DANCE MONKEY, DANCE!

Sam, shouldn't you be playing Gaylo? :rolleyes

RANKERI SHOULDN'T YOU BE CUMMING ALL OVER YOURSELF OVER A VIDEO GAME CONSOLE THAT IS ALMOST TWENTY YEARS OLD? :rolleyes

THAT'S WHAT WE OLDER GUYS PLAYED BEFORE PLAYSTATION OR XBOX, KIDDO :rolleyes

Our dicks? :eek

:rolleyes: Books, i rather like reading some comics or find some old animes based on fantasy stories like puss n' boots :love

Happy Queen day, guys

Are we supposed to pretend we're women too now?

yes

If ZeldaQueen wasn't an admin on that forum sig of hers, I would swear up and down it was JeanetteX

There's lamb meat stuck in my teeth.

Cooked or raw?

They both have real life Asburgers, not just internet asspie-headedness. :(

I like how they both don't get jokes. Except when it is my jokes. Because I're unfunny enough already and don't need what I say to be taken seriously as my beliefs by crazy wimmin. :(

I had lamb last night :o

The best part was the skin because I seasoned the shit out of it :(

The quoting the person directly above you thing too.

Pub: I believe you about the gay part.

Y/N?

Remember Madonna? :lol

I do! But I don't remember you... that's kinda sad :(

LOL JKING I REMEMBER YOU BUDDY!

I have a whole new reason to love Sherlock.

Tru dat.

You got that one, T?

Don't want to step on your toes.

Haha, mod overlap. ;)

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME!

:lol

That lolimal is great though. It's been a long time since I've seen a unique one.

Every time I hit on Shrub she hides for a month :(

DO I HAVE TO GO BACK TO CALLING YOU UGLY!

Us mods have to stick together! Teach these newbs their place, amirite! ;)

Totally

I like the ending of Mostly Harmless, which is about it. I'm still partially irritated that Adams spent so much of the last years of his life trying to make the first book into a movie and look what we ended up with oh god I'm such a nerd help me


She'll be back.

I made a pee pee, mommy.

We got some sort of new collar that's supposed to train the dog not to bark. Whenever she barks (which is whenever she'd rather be tear-assing through the house, destroying everything in sight, than sitting quietly in her crate playing with her toys), it releases a burst of nontoxic lemon scent. The dog is supposed to dislike the lemon scent and learn not to bark.

I think my dog might like the smell of lemons. :(

Shock collars are fun.

Yeah, I didn't want to go the shock collar route. :( I hate that we have to do anything at all but the barking is driving us insane. We'd let her out of the crate more often, but she keeps eating stuff she shouldn't.

Don't puppies need to be given a lot of attention to get them to act right?
Had it! :eek

It isn't so bad. :x

You just gotta relax. :orgasm
It was! :eek


She didn't want to go out for drinks after. :(

She said maybe next time and I was all "HAHA! YOU'RE NOT THAT HOT, DOCTOR LADY!" >:

She winked so I think I hurt her feelings. :(

Aslia the Prescriptive Descriptivator! :rawr
WE'RE JOKE BUDDIES! :love

*JOKEBUDDIESHUG*

Seeing as she's to be my service dog, she has an unparalleled amount of attention. Even through her crate training, her crate is right in the center of all activity in the house so she'll never feel excluded or left out. I'm with her all day. She goes on long walks, has toys galore and watches the children's public television station.

Unfortunately, she's a breed that's highly intelligent and susceptible to boredom, and she's a bit spoiled. She's come to believe that she's entitled to all of the attention, all of the time. If she's going to be tethered to me, she needs to learn how to be relatively unobtrusive, and since she's still a puppy she's not very good at that :(

It's hard to remember she's still less than 6 months old because she's so freaking huge.

Yeah, Ceaser would yell at you.

What a coincidence, I have a small penis. :eek

We should make out. :orgasm

Look who is back! :eek

I bet this is because his dog ran away due to a lack of peanut butter. :(


I find that I am often confused and saddened when I am hearing that people say that the media is liberal, and they mean left wing, as I think the opposite. :confused :(

I am such a crazy Commie. :lol


GIVE ME ALL YOUSE MONEY SO I BUY MESE SOME DRINK >:

:lol

i think i miss out on a lot of what pub is saying when i don't look at this thread.

I came back.
Spoke to Tadao on msn, then my internet refused to work for two days.

Too much sleaze in the tubes. :x

'Miss out' or 'thankfully avoid'? ;)

ANGRY FASCE

iCarly is very funny. :(

Also, Jennette Mccurdy is really cute. :awwww

i'm stickin with the original

Heh, I have that effect.

Shrub is a bush I'd like to be in!

:rolleyes

G'NIGHT, BITCHES :rolleyes

Thanks for the special pics Shrub ;)

I have to do a ton of holiday baking tomorrow because the boyfriend volunteered me :(

In that spirit, I dedicate the following impossibly cute commercial to pub.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oulQwIP9VQQ

I LIKE THE WAY KITSA TRIES TO MAKE ME JEALOUS, DON'T WORRY I'LL GET BACK TO YOU SOON!

WAY TO MISS CULTURAL REFERENCES.

I'M GONNA ROLL MY EYES AT ONE OF THE TWO OF YOU HERE IN A MINUTE

ROLL WITH IT

I LIKE CATS

Show us yer cat, MM! :eek

I don't have one anymore :eek

:tear

Does your wife not like cats, Stefan?

Hey MetalMilitia, I have this weird idea that your name is a variant of Steven. How misguided am I?
Hey Hey! I like you ******! :D
I really think I have some weed, but I don't know how to prepare it and one of the other drug guys in here told me it was probably bad, but I don't know if he was using slang to say it was good because it might have been one of the coloured folks hereabout.

Opiates make my veins itch and I hate that feeling. :x

I even get it from eating anything with poppy seeds, but I like the food too much to care at that point.>:

Oh god, I'm so fat. :(

Pub, you a crazy ******.

It's not so much a variant as a completely different name with similar letters.

I really think I have some weed, but I don't know how to prepare it and one of the other drug guys in here told me it was probably bad, but I don't know if he was using slang to say it was good because it might have been one of the coloured folks hereabout.

you prepare weed by smoking it :(

what does your weed look like?

my mom is allergic to poppyseeds and almost died- it gave her pneumonia similar to Legionnaire's Disease. Be careful, Pub. :(

This sonofabitch is brave and gettin braver. :eek
Stephen is one of the worst offenders for name spelling after John and Dave, I mean damn. Do you answer to Steve? I think of your kitty face and I think Steve.
That is so funny because I never managed to roll my own that ever lit. :(
I got it out of the freezer to take it's picture but I only have a webcam at the moment that is so low-resolution that you couldn't tell it from a casserole.

I think it looks like cabbage leaves. It smells of minted peas, so it is probably so freezer-burned that it wouldn't work anyway.
That is really anti to my gameplan. Sorry, Honey. :kisses

You could use that time to take pictures of your schlong to send to me, Darling. :yum

I told you it was prolly crap, but first you gotta make sure by answering this questionaire

question 1: does it have a distinct earthy smell?
question 2: does it have seeds and little stems in it?
question 3: is it sticky and leave a smelly residue on your hands?

The only way to answer all these questions is my using a lighter to set it on fire, and breathe in the fumes. and you gotta do it for a few minutes straight

if it looks like cabbage it's probably not weed :(

Oh man I really shoulda slept before hanging out in this airport for 2 hours.

Maaan, Ima gun hafta totally change my Secret Santa plans now, my guy won't do anything funny

Wycliffe theme kicks ass, guys :eek