I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

Nope, our letting agreement dictates that we not have any pets. Also our flat is up on the top floor so the cat wouldn't be able to go outside :/

:themoreyouknow

Pub Lover

Nov 26th, 2008 07:42 PM

Yeah, roll on Flying Cats. :tear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krythor (Post 597720)

I have quite a few friends from Frome; at least that's relatively close to Bristol. I'm near Land's End for God's sake.

What is it like there?

I haven't been passed Padstow because I was warned that you're all sister-rapers beyond that point.

And I am one fine sister. Right, Pac-man?

Pub Lover

Nov 26th, 2008 07:46 PM

Tadao

Nov 26th, 2008 07:53 PM

Tadao

Nov 26th, 2008 07:56 PM

These are the days when you can buy a turkey baster and not get weird looks.

MetalMilitia

Nov 26th, 2008 07:58 PM

and other miscellaneous Christmas accessories!

Grislygus

Nov 26th, 2008 08:11 PM

DONE

Wheelchair pic not found yet, Sorry Fathom :(

So, why the fuckyall gotta be so damn dull all the time

Fathom Zero

Nov 26th, 2008 08:17 PM

I think I may use that just because.

WhiteRat

Nov 26th, 2008 08:18 PM

Commando is on AMC right now. If they could go back and re-do the Oscars again, this movie would win Best Picture hands down.

Pub Lover

Nov 26th, 2008 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597745)

So, why the fuckyall gotta be so damn dull all the time

This is me being scintillating. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597745)

What building is that?

It looks a bit like my shitty sky tower. :(

Grislygus

Nov 26th, 2008 08:25 PM

That particular one is the particularly boring tower in (I think) Toronto

Grislygus

Nov 26th, 2008 08:25 PM

Now I remember, it's the Canadian National Tower and it is in TOronto

Pub Lover

Nov 26th, 2008 08:39 PM

I hate that my country built one of those shitty generic towers in the 70s/80s as if it would distinguish their skyline for the rest of the world. Built something fucking unique, you cunts. >:

Hey, hey guys! I'm buddies with Asila and she is on a magical mystery tour at the moment. She just sent me an email of this pic:

Do you really have this sorta thing? I thought it was GTA1 making crap up. :lol

Stupid Ameica. :lol

Pub Lover

Nov 26th, 2008 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 597756)

I hate that my country built one of those shitty generic towers in the 70s/80s as if it would distinguish their skyline for the rest of the world. Built something fucking unique, you cunts. >:l

They built it in the 90's. :lol

Stupid hick country. >:

I am so fuckjing dr4unk.

Kitsa

Nov 26th, 2008 09:25 PM

TADAO

I UPLOADED YOUR DAMNED PICS

CHECK THE SPORTS FORUM

Pub Lover

Nov 26th, 2008 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 597767)

TADAO

I UPLOADED YOUR DAMNED PICS

CHECK THE SPORTS FORUM

:orgasm

orgasm unseen

you are so hot kitsa

I want you to have my babies. oh shit that took so long to type that I'm crying, so rroy. :(

:( :(

typing :( doesn't sjhhow my :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597572)

You know, it occurs to me that Internet Syndrome may be an actual, unidentified mental disorder. Pedophiliac tendencies, repugnant social behavior, and a desperate need for a "minor" mental disorder (Asperger's IS LOW LEVEL AUTISM, you retards, you can't get LOW LEVEL low level autism, you're just a socially awkward loser) to explain their inexplicably pathetic behavior

I have that :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597575)

And what the hell was with that Final Fantasy 9, I played for an entire damned disk before I realized that I didn't give two tin shits about anything happening in the whole game

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597605)

I wouldn't know, I never play that whiny, bighaired death by command menu crap (Except for Legend of Dragoon, okay, I'll admit that one in an instant). It's like you always have those nerd friends that are always BLAH BLAH BLAAAARGH FINAL FANTASY and then you actually try one, and it annoys the fuck out of you and you went and wasted sixty damn dollars

Legend of Dragoon? Email me that, k?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 597663)

1, 6, and 7 are the only good Final Fantasies. Everything else is shitwaffles.

lol, baby you crazy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 597668)

Fuck you GW, 5 is awesome >:

haha :lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by HappyHamster (Post 597688)

Practically no story (presented poorly), very little direction, battle system was .. well, obvious knock off of a D&D system (but that should come as to no surprise)...over all, the games execution was bleh.
Anyone with half a brain could find that game was easy.

GW doesn't have have half a brain, is why I love her.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 597699)

Megaman 9 is such a piece of shit the cutscenes are so badly directed and there are no androgynous villans with 20 foot swords to fight

You're a smart girl. Love you. ;)

Jokes make my real emotions hide better.

Kitsa

Nov 26th, 2008 09:32 PM

stop being drunk, pub, you're making an ass of yourself.

liquidstatik

Nov 26th, 2008 09:36 PM

Tadao

Nov 26th, 2008 09:37 PM

Kitsa is a cute red head, I don't like most, but she would look great in pigtails and a babydoll.

Pub Lover

Nov 26th, 2008 09:37 PM

:D

Truly. ;)

Sorry. :(

Kitsa

Nov 26th, 2008 09:39 PM

LIQUID: YOU'RE JUST MAD I'M NOT 9.

liquidstatik

Nov 26th, 2008 09:40 PM

Kitsa

Nov 26th, 2008 09:41 PM

SEE YOU ON DATELINE

liquidstatik

Nov 26th, 2008 09:42 PM

Fathom Zero

Nov 26th, 2008 09:45 PM

SEE YOU AT THE ASS-END OF NOWHERE

Grislygus

Nov 26th, 2008 09:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwEeW73gVhA

I have half a mind to order this from Diabolique DVD

Pub Lover

Nov 26th, 2008 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 597774)

Kitsa is a cute red head, I don't like most, but she would look great in pigtails and a babydoll.

I like her because she looks & seems like a good woman and mother & would serve me well. If only I could give her that back. :(

Tadao

Nov 26th, 2008 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 597784)

I like her because she looks & seems like a good woman and mother & would serve me well.

Those girls can be pretty dirty :yum

Pub Lover

Nov 26th, 2008 09:57 PM

She isn't as dirty as me, and I need that purity in my life.

Grislygus

Nov 26th, 2008 10:56 PM

Well, Secret Santa's done. Like my guy'll even begin to comprehend how awesome his gift is >:

Misdemonar

Nov 26th, 2008 11:01 PM

MY PRESENT BEATS ALL OF YOURS
IM SENDING MY GUY DRUGS

Pub Lover

Nov 26th, 2008 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 597776)

I had a fucked-up dream last night.

In it, I was cooking a chicken. It looked like the kind of whole roasting chicken you'd get at the supermarket, except it had a head on it. I thought it was dead and I was putting it into the oven to cook it, and then it got up out of the pan and started running around on these tragic little drumstick legs.

And I realized with horror that it was sentient, and now I couldn't possibly cook the poor thing, but then how could it live with no feet or innards? So I was chasing it around trying to figure out what I was going to do.

In the end, in the dream, I picked it up and shoved it in the oven and hoped it would die fast.

My mom asked why I didn't chop off the head. In the dream that never once occurred to me.

Because you couldn't consiously do murder, but you could follow a previous plan that involved unconsious murder. :kisses

pac-man

Nov 26th, 2008 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 597829)

MY PRESENT BEATS ALL OF YOURS
IM SENDING MY GUY DRUGS

"(he's) gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye."

Pub Lover

Nov 26th, 2008 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ploxtrot (Post 597820)

:lol

Pub Lover

Nov 26th, 2008 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 597815)

My apologies, I stand corrected.

Funny how the Democrats took the fewest, eh Kulturekampf?

That would be because democrats are slackers and liars.

RaNkeri

Nov 27th, 2008 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597694)

Fucking Rankeri, now I can't stop listening to that Wycliffe theme now

;)

Whoelse wants hear the Wycliffe theme?

WhiteRat

Nov 27th, 2008 08:40 AM

My piss was nearly brown today.

Dixie

Nov 27th, 2008 09:11 AM

Butt piss?

Oh Happy Thanksgiving guys.
I have to go and ruin mine by visiting my family.
See ya!

MetalMilitia

Nov 27th, 2008 09:23 AM

You're probably dehydrated.

Shrubfest

Nov 27th, 2008 09:28 AM

MM, what shall we celebrate today instead of thanksgiving?

MetalMilitia

Nov 27th, 2008 09:47 AM

I checked wikipedia and not much happened today. Bruce Lee was born though.

So happy Bruce Lee's birthday. I'm going to celebrate by punching some wood in twain.

RaNkeri

Nov 27th, 2008 09:59 AM

I've never seen a movie by Bruce Lee, I should probably fix that :(

Oh wait, nevermind, I've seen few episodes of Green Hornet

pac-man

Nov 27th, 2008 11:59 AM

Happy Bruce Lee's birthday to all those celebrating. Remember the reason for the season.

Pub Lover

Nov 27th, 2008 12:31 PM

I drank way too much last night. :x

Tadao

Nov 27th, 2008 12:33 PM

Bruce Lee would fuck the Indians up.

BLEU	Nov 27th, 2008 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 597885)

Man, Chuck Norris used to be so hot. What happened.

Shrubfest

Nov 27th, 2008 01:29 PM

Oi, Pub.

where's this dick love you promised?

Pub Lover

Nov 27th, 2008 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 597899)

Oi, Pub.

where's this dick love you promised?

:eek

Did I really? :x

Dang, ok. Hold on.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp (Post 597882)

I guess being an asspie also makes you look like a hobo.

But not all hobo looking people are asspies? Please? :(

RaNkeri

Nov 27th, 2008 01:50 PM

liquidstatik

Nov 27th, 2008 03:01 PM

Pub Lover

Nov 27th, 2008 03:03 PM

So, it's nine am and I just finished my first beer of the day. Yesterday I didn't start till 12. ;D

Fathom Zero

Nov 27th, 2008 03:26 PM

Whoa, Rick Astley.

Tadao

Nov 27th, 2008 03:53 PM

going on beer run now, I would publish my web cam so you can watch me drink if I knew a free place to do it :(

Fathom Zero

Nov 27th, 2008 03:57 PM

RECORD LIVE ON YOUTUBE

RaNkeri

Nov 27th, 2008 03:58 PM

I always knew that Tadao is a camwhore :rolleyes

Tadao

Nov 27th, 2008 04:18 PM

I don't see a record live on youtube area.

Tadao

Nov 27th, 2008 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 597892)

Congratulations for managing to reach your fans expectations, Mister Burbank.

Like I said before, I challenge him to write the worst piece of shit ever. All those ass kissing drones will call him a genius and a god. I have nothing againg Max or his work, bt his fans make me ill.

Dixie

Nov 27th, 2008 09:04 PM

Today was so awesome.
Dinner was just me, Jim and my parents.
My sister didn't even talk to me.
FUCK YES!

I also made a hand puppet out of a turkey carcass but my mother refused to take a picture of it. :(

Best Thanksgiving Ever.

Guitar Woman

Nov 27th, 2008 09:08 PM

worst holiday

Tadao

Nov 27th, 2008 09:35 PM

You have a sister? Is she hawt too?

Pub Lover

Nov 27th, 2008 11:07 PM

I like 70's Battlestar Galactica, it is fun. :(

I tell myself I should like the new one. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 597936)

He sounded like a subpar Lewis Black. :(

But that is how I always imagined it would be, so I like that?

Pub Lover

Nov 28th, 2008 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 597993)

Posting that outside the Chatroom is a bannable offense for sexual harrassment. ;(

Tadao

Nov 28th, 2008 12:55 AM

You know you want to see that everywhere now. He has such a tight little mouth.

Pub Lover

Nov 28th, 2008 01:17 AM

There is only one place I want to see that mouth.

WhiteRat

Nov 28th, 2008 02:49 AM

Anyone else llike the Dutch Boy style haircut?

Fathom Zero

Nov 28th, 2008 03:47 AM

Page boy.

RaNkeri

Nov 28th, 2008 04:02 AM

Who the hell is that? :/

Shrubfest

Nov 28th, 2008 09:59 AM

Oh dear. I'm spending far too much time here.

Even though there's noone talking.
Depressing.

Pub Lover

Nov 28th, 2008 10:25 AM

You can do better, Lady.

Pub Lover

Nov 28th, 2008 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 598030)

Who the hell is that? :/

One of the new people. :newbie

Just look at it's tranlucent skin and barely formed features! :hypno

Total Pod Person. :eek

Asila

Nov 28th, 2008 02:52 PM

I'M ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH MY MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR AND I'M SICK >: ALSO THANK YOU FOR DUBBING IT THAT PUB I LIKE IT

RaNkeri

Nov 28th, 2008 03:04 PM

Your magical mystery tour? :x

pac-man

Nov 28th, 2008 03:08 PM

The Macy's Thanksgiving Parade brought out Rick Astley to Rickroll a music number by some puppets.

:x

RaNkeri

Nov 28th, 2008 03:08 PM

Asila

Nov 28th, 2008 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 598088)

Your magical mystery tour? :x

Yes both those things

Neen	Nov 28th, 2008 03:32 PM

:lol Emo vamp pussies as told by a Mormon.

Shrubfest

Nov 28th, 2008 03:36 PM

I wish I had cake.

And alcohol.

And friends.

Sam	Nov 28th, 2008 03:41 PM

I HAVE TWO OF THOSE THINGS. :(

RaNkeri

Nov 28th, 2008 03:43 PM

I only have alcohol :(

and chips :(

Tadao

Nov 28th, 2008 03:44 PM

Alcohol is my friend.

Sam	Nov 28th, 2008 03:46 PM

WE ALL HAVE A PART, BUT IF WE SHARED WE'D HAVE ALL THREE. :tear

Shrubfest

Nov 28th, 2008 03:47 PM

I dont have any.

Will you share anyway?

Sam	Nov 28th, 2008 03:48 PM

YES.

Sam	Nov 28th, 2008 03:48 PM

I AM A GIVER.

Sam	Nov 28th, 2008 03:49 PM

LIKE THAT TREE I READ ABOUT.

RaNkeri

Nov 28th, 2008 03:54 PM

I can be your friend shrub.

I'd prefer the kind of friendship with sexual tension between us :x

Shrubfest

Nov 28th, 2008 03:57 PM

All my friendships have that.

Isnt that what friendship means?
That and being slated to your face, but it hurts less cos then they say 'I'm only joking, you know that, right?'

Sam	Nov 28th, 2008 04:00 PM

Don't forget about sharing the alcohol and cake. :(

Shrubfest

Nov 28th, 2008 04:01 PM

Oh yeah.

And drunken cheese and crackers.

Sam	Nov 28th, 2008 04:08 PM

This sounds like a party planning session.

Sam	Nov 28th, 2008 04:10 PM

J/K It sounds like one of those nights where my roommate comes home to find me passed out in front of the TV with empties all around and a half eaten cake next to me with crackers in my lap and a block of cheese in my hand. :(

Sam	Nov 28th, 2008 04:11 PM

AKA MY BIRTHDAY :(

Tadao

Nov 28th, 2008 04:12 PM

Sounds more like awkwardness on a couch. May I suggest you two get together with Gin and Porno instead?

kahljorn

Nov 28th, 2008 04:13 PM

I'm so high on life guys

pac-man

Nov 28th, 2008 04:16 PM

I'm high on weed.

kahljorn

Nov 28th, 2008 04:19 PM

me too :(

WhiteRat

Nov 28th, 2008 05:11 PM

Quote:

NEW YORK — Police say a Wal-Mart worker has died after being trampled by a throng of unruly shoppers shortly after the Long Island store opened Friday.
Nassau County police say the 34-year-old worker was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead at about 6 a.m., an hour after the store opened. The cause of death was not immediately known.
A police statement says a throng of shoppers "physically broke down the doors, knocking him to the ground."
Police also say a 28-year-old pregnant woman was taken to a hospital for observation.
Wal-Mart Stores Inc., in Bentonville, Ark., would not confirm the reports of a stampede during the day-after-Thanksgiving bargain hunting, but said a "medical emergency" caused them to close the store.

god bless america