Yes, but you're too poor and you don't pretend to be black enough for her.

Ten to twelve.

Bedtime!
Night!

We're fucking pathetic.
It's Friday night and look at how many of us are on here.
Now approaching basement-dweller status.

I'm broke as shit so that's my excuse for being on here.

I have no excuse.

Yeah, the one place we were invited out to tonight was a friend's dad's house for an after-Thanksgiving buffet party and I realllly don't want to see anymore food.
Other than that I'm with you Mr Rat, broke as fuck.
But I really do cherish my time with you guys here, even though that makes me a loser, I still love youse guys.

So, what are you fags getting into tonight?

Sure, NOW act like you have something better to do.

Christmas is coming, we need to save money and buy gifts people don't deserve.

I could go to Evil Robot's place and chill there, but I was there the other night and will probably be there tomorrow. I'm content with being on here with everbody for the night.

I'll be getting into a bottle of Jager in a little bit.

Is EvilRobot as creepy in person as he is on the internet?

I'm just on here so I can say that I'm not drinking alone.

I dunno... I've known him since we were really young so I cant tell. But I could see people saying yes. I think he's just as normal as the rest of us.

I bet everyone on here is pretty creepy.

If so, could you stop telling us we are losers. :D

We're not going to forget. ;D

Hugs & Kisses. >:

Or quotes, those work too.

Although that is also something I could hear less about as well. :D

Yeah, we're all a little creepy.

It's not like I'm excluding myself from loserdom.
Those asian bitches are pointing and laughing at me too.
Other than that, I have no idea of what you're saying.

Fine, I'll just fuck off. ;D :D ;D

I came to this thread to talk about puppies.

Can't we all just get along?

Pub has some nice sweater puppies.

Or was it puppy sweaters?
I forget.

Everyone likes sweater puppies.

Show us your puppies!

Pub shouldn't be grumpy with all these cute puppies around.

Now that's what I'm talking about. Hot.

I don't know what to think about this one

That's hot and gangsta!

NSFW

I never got on board with the "It's Friday, I'm a loser if I'm not doing someting awesome on this day!" bandwagon. If I do cool shit on Tuesday it doesn't count?

I don't know.
I was just saying that to make you guys post.

Wow, they must shop at the same place.

His tail may be wagging, but his eyes say "Kill me"

:lol poor lil bastard.

Bitch is in heat.

EDIT:

Mario Frog Dog?

I just lost all faith in humanity.

Ok so it's not a dog, but it was confusing.

doompidy doo!

Just add hot sauce.

sheez hawt

Anna Nicole Puppy Reincarnation

I'm not a "pet" person, but this is starting to make me feel sad for these critters.

Sort of...

I might dress up my cats one day, but I'm waiting til they get declawed.

I do believe that cancels your membership to the "I Deserve To Exist" club. But it's been awhile since I've had to check the rulebook.

I don't really like clubs.
They're kinda gay.

Tip: You can get back in the next night if you don't wash your hand.

Cheaper to drink at home.
And probably safer.

Benefiber=lots of pooping

I love to poop. Dare I say it's the favorite part of my morning.

I'm so watching that movie some day :<

Well?

'ere we go.

I think he'll look much better at night. Still need a mini spotlight for him and need to hang my pucks from the trees but mostly we're good.

INCREDIBLE

It's backwards, I think Pazzy catches left, but my parents flipped the cutout and bolted the back so I had to go with what I had.

Americans :rolleyes

Also, :lol @ turd with a star on top of it

best jersey ever

try again

well, I guess technically I'm American.

Whatever.

I saw that too.

I mentioned the turdiness a long time ago :(

Come on, you can't expect me to remember stuff.
Being a bimbo burn-out is harder than you'd expect.

I had a hell of a time with the team logo the way he was hunched, I tried several times. Finally I said, "fuck it", painted it out and put a Christmas tree there. Only it was a little cartoon-y so it kind of looked like a green turd.

Hi so I'm stuck in Seattle airport for 10 hours yeah.

Yeah.

What's up?

It looks great, you're very creative and I admire that.
Green turds are good.
Makes me think of birthday cake ice cream.

Hallo Asila!
Airports suck.
Sounds like alot of people are having crappy days today.

Dallas Starturds amirite?

Hi CiG they're not so bad unless you miss your flight and are forced to sit in them cause all the other flights are full up. I don't think anything would be fun at that point.

I hope you had a nice trip aside from missing your flight.
:(

I had a great time! I didn't want to leave :(

YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

YOU THOUGHT UNCLE_SHAM LEFT?

THAT'S FUCKING IGNORANT

Great job Kitsa, Hi Asila, I missed you but at least you had Pub to talk to and send pics to. :(

Wut? :(

AIRPORT ALCOHOL IS FUCKING EXPENSIVE, RAT BASTARDS

Totally

:rolleyes