That's better. I SEE YOU FLEXING BTW! :rolleyes

stfu I'm just Army Strong

:yum ;)

@Tadao: no, not really :( we only got one of them back (physically) and i probably should scan it in and post it, but i'm too lazy to go find it :x

ANYWAY SUP GUYZ IT'S SNOWING A LOT HERE

Deep snow?

sort of. it was all fluff so it wasnt that bad, but some turned to ice and it sucked balls

how's the weather wherever you live?

It's up to my testicles.

We have a foot or so of snow. Not too bad.

is your avatar monty python?

now i want to watch the meaning of life, just that super fucked up segment with the guy with the long arms and "WHICHTH WAY DID ITSTS GOOUUO?" :lol

I can almost wear shorts today.

Finally shave?

It is bright sunshine & really hot. :hat

It's gonna rain on the 25th tho. >:

I just spiked some warm gingerbread with 101-proof whiskey.

It's not bad.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...And_the_Battle_Begun

Aaron Nagel from Link 80's art.

aha!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3aDaCpxKUo

This track started it all for me.

Anyone else need to brush off their car with a shovel this morning?

I had a classmate that thought it was brilliant to thaw off his windshield with a bucket of hot water.

It didn't end well. Fuckin' idiot.

I'd still fuck her.

I wanna fuck this lady

I'd be willing to bet she doesn't have genitals

I wanna fuck(ing sew her mouth shut) that lady too.

I bet she likes to do dirty nasty things.

I bet she likes to be choked, but that's because all women secretly like to be choked.

I'd like to pull down her panties and stroke her cock.

She would probably enjoy that, honestly.

woahhhhh

hehe, that is kinda trippy.

I'd like a list of the ladies you don't want to fuck, Tadao.

So what are you guys gonna have for breakfast?

I'm frying an egg and then breaking the yolk and putting it on some toast :D

I'm doing holiday baking so I ate a blob of cookie dough with some diet pepsi.

I'd say they cancelled each other out but I'm not that dumb.

I never thought I'd give this amount of shit about Christmas.

I didn't realize it was two days away until like just now.

This is the best Christmas ever!

I sent out Christmas cards to my Baptist and Catholic relatives with Hanukkah stamps on them.

My gmail inbox tells me that Jason Grunert just added me as a friend on facebook.

I didn't think I knew him. :eek

True. If only I had another social outlet, I'd likely not pretend you were all speaking directly to me . ;(

I'm speaking to you directly, Pub.

Feel the intensity of my gaze.

*HUGS AN KISSES*

Family is arriving today! Yay!

Yay?

Hi pretty lady.

Me? Or is this to Pub?

Just thought i'd check.

Pub, but Hi to you too!

Shrub, wanna get married? :)

Tadao, I'm sorry I can't marry you too. :(

Plus I can't have yer kids and stuff & I would really wanna, so that would just make me sad all the time. :(

But anyway, I'm talking to Shrub. :)

Good good.
Feeling festive?

Oh.
Hmmm.
Would you have my kids?

Too bad can't be a polygamist bisexual and marry all of us.

Yes? :(

The facebook thing, I don't get it. I had these two people who added me and I have no freaking clue who they are. But then again I'm bad at Facebook so they might be that version of Myspace Tom and I'd never know.

Dressing them as dancing pandas doesn't fool Liquidstatik for long. :(

I only have myspace and never use it. This is my profile pic

I shaved though :(

Myspace tells me that Seven Force is getting married.

I used myspace for a while, then my family got on and that ruined it.

Seven Force.

Getting Married.

I thought he was unsure.

I say eek at the whole damn thing. >:

Or maybe I say angry fasce at it. :eek

He can't marry, he's black :x

That was about an ex-girlfriend claiming to be pregnant.

Seven Force has a rich fantasy life?

He's only half black. His penis is regulation white person size. (I has seen it)

I made a gingerbread Christmas Pudding today. I'm guessing it will taste way better than real Christmas pudding, which contains nasty fruit-rind landmines :(

I used to do tech support for koshernet.com. They were on our contract and I was the only one who could handle crazy hasidic Jews who can't get on the internet.

virtual =/= monkey :/

But are butt-sniffing monkeys Jewish, or at least Kosher? :(

god I'm tired. This is where a coke habit would come in handy.

Why not a coke habit?

I can barely afford my medical habits as it is.


I had a lot of projects going today and they're thankfully mostly finished, now I can relax a little (until it's time to celebrate with the family tonight)

That is what crime was created for.

Meth is pretty cheap and you will at least have an excuse as to why you put strange things on display in your front yard.

Alone in the house near christmas.


BEER TIME

Yes, drink DRINK! Drink until you feel like taking pictures of you in your underwear.

:tear

>:

You first! :orgasm

I don't drink as much lately.

Shrub, I hope this is the reason why I don't have nekid pics of you yet >:

http://www.businessweek.com/globalbi...lobal+business

MMMMMM
Man.

PEER PRESSURE!

Well, elder pressure.

SHRUBFEST I WOULD NEVER PRESSURE YOU TO DO THINGS YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DO. :tear

Wanna hear weird...

I drank one glass of wine 4 days after I stopped taking vicodin. I was trashed.

I drank one shot of 101-proof Wild Turkey 5 days after I stopped taking vicodin. Not a blip.

I drank 1/3 of a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade 6 days after I stopped taking vicodin. I was trashed.

Don't do it, Shrub. :(
I don't need to drink at all to take such pictures. :)

People have to be drunk to want to see that shit tho. :(

SHOW US!

I like Pub in dress pics. I like to jerk off to them while listening to Aphex Twin.

I AM GOING TO START DRINKING AND THEN GO BACK TO WORK. :(

That just means you can enjoy more Whiskey!

:tear

:lol

Please?

I HAVE A SECRET AND A JOKE, BUT I'M ONLY GOING TO TELL THEM TO SHRUBFEST BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD GET IT.

Ooooh.

Yay!