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first christmas present to myself: just spent 35 bucks on steam

crayon physics, gish, both indiana jones lucasarts games, both oddworlds, star wars jedi knight pack, and star wars KOTOR

Colonel Flagg

Dec 24th, 2009 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 664974)

Merry Christmas Eve indeed. My christmas present came early. My ex Dizzymislizzy stole some of my checks last month and has forged $3,000 of my checks payable to her(She attempted up to $9,000). I talked to my bank and the police. Charges were pressed and she was finally arrested on monday. Now I'm waiting for my court date. She was let out of jail on tuesday and now wants to pay me back directly and to drop the charges.

She is SOOOOOOOO over you. :lol2

Colonel Flagg

Dec 24th, 2009 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 664964)

I just printed out a bunch of pages that said THIS IS GIFT WRAP and used that.

You are an artiste.

Chojin

Dec 24th, 2009 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 664974)

After stealing from me why would I trust you enough for you to pay me back directly when you lie to me constantly. Then you say you're moving to North Carolina instead of righting your wrongs. Don't blame me for ruining your future. You ruined that yourself as soon as you put your greedy hands into motion. I might have a cripple back, balding and rugged good looks but I'm through listening to your nonsense.

Babs	Dec 24th, 2009 09:11 PM

Bill wins by default.

Chojin

Dec 24th, 2009 09:36 PM

in related news, i got a text yesterday from this girl going "don't tell anyone but I'm 2 months pregnant"

immediately i start going FUCK FUCK FUCK :( (yes i used a condom, fuck you) then she follows it up with it being some other guy's

crisis averted

Fathom Zero

Dec 24th, 2009 09:44 PM

Gonna make an honest woman out of her? It could be like A Walk in the Clouds, Keanu.

You, too, can end up married to a semi-attractive woman.

Pentegarn

Dec 24th, 2009 11:18 PM

I miss Matt Hardy's old titantron video with all those facts in them

elx	Dec 25th, 2009 12:11 AM

MERRY CHRISTMAS :D

Guitar Woman

Dec 25th, 2009 07:08 AM

Fuck Christmas.

This has always been the fucking worst holiday of all fucking time and I refuse to do anything on it but take free shit and give my family the finger. And drink. Heavily.

Really, Halloween and 4th of July are the only holidays that have ever not sucked dick

10,000 Volt Ghost

Dec 25th, 2009 08:05 AM

:lol Merry Christmas jerks.

Grishnak, I don't believe you're real. How bored are you on your christmas/birthday if you're here commenting on old topics.

MarioRPG

Dec 25th, 2009 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 664996)

first christmas present to myself: just spent 35 bucks on steam

crayon physics, gish, both indiana jones lucasarts games, both oddworlds, star wars jedi knight pack, and star wars KOTOR

The Indy games are tough, but very enjoyable to play.
But seriously, Last Crusade is rediculous. You HAVE to know where to look for some things.

Fathom Zero

Dec 25th, 2009 11:27 AM

Happy Holidays.

captain516

Dec 25th, 2009 02:35 PM

I see myself as nonreligious; (I'm not an athiest, though) yet I still celebrate Christmas, and to a lesser extent, Channukah. Is this wrong?

Kitsa

Dec 25th, 2009 04:21 PM

I celebrate Chanukah and Christmas and god-of-their-choice help anyone who tries to stop me.

stevetothepast

Dec 26th, 2009 06:21 PM