That was my argument also, that I could buy several reams of fancy paper for that, but when I huffed to my family it was ill-received.

I'm off to the Staples Center to drink at the bar that is attached to the stadium were the Stanley Cup is being held. My friends think this is a great idea. I think that a very bad riot will ensue and I'll be stuck there all night.

GO KINGS

stupid devils.

stupid fucking elites in hell mode eat my soul for dinner then irrigate my evening.

well, so much for being in my first riot. :(

yesterday i applied for a job within the county school system and i think i can land a high school science department head putting in a good word for me. i'm not getting my hopes up but i'd be much happier developing lesson plans for a new science center than stocking fucking potatoes all day.

There's still hope, they could win it in 6.

i-hockery

i-hookery? count me in

I seriously considered buying the "Blue Jackets with Adorable Puppies" calendar today. :hockeythread

meet the i-fockers

Neil Diamond, fuck yeah

King Diamond, fuck yeah

Diamonds are forever.

You are harshing my non sequitur buzz, asshat

you guys should start a relay race riot next time.

bifurcated dicks

I really was at a Neil Diamond tribute concert when I wrote that, though. Except the only seats open were right near the speakers, I can't hear shit out of my right ear, and I thought it would probably be a shame if the last thing that ear ever heard was a Neil Diamond tribute concert.

Love actual Neil Diamond, though.

Sorry for ruining that. I didn't even know.

The guy on backup guitar looked exactly like Lou Reed circa 1972-73. It was so bizarre I kept wondering what it would be like if Lou Reed backed up Neil Diamond.

bob welch :(

GO KINGS

fuck you guys

GO KINGS

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