I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

I've driven by that place so many times when I'm leaving SC, but I never bothered to stop, because it always looked like the kind of place where people get stabbed.

And Otto doesn't take his stabbing knife out of state.

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Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 453831)

hey pub quit eating people this is why i would never hang out with you it'd get kind of quiet & then akward and it'd be all

"dude is this guy thinking about eating me"

Tadao

Jun 14th, 2012 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 759763)

is there any good way besides banging a stranger to help get over an ex faster? I'm really starting to fall into another pit.

kahljorn

Jun 14th, 2012 03:37 PM

just do drugs until u get a worse problem and then you will forget about it

zeldasbiggestfan

Jun 14th, 2012 04:45 PM

You could shoot yourself.

Or, you can realize how happy you can be instead of thinking of how sad you are and just move on.

Tadao

Jun 14th, 2012 04:55 PM

Just don't be one of those losers that posts here every 6 months wondering if he will ever be accepted and disappears after 2 days because no one cares.

Sappy, didn't they leave a plug in your skull where you can plug into your computer a remove that virus?

zeldasbiggestfan

Jun 14th, 2012 05:07 PM

Or you could be the coolest guy on the internet! That's always fun!

Kitsa

Jun 14th, 2012 05:17 PM

I love the Hanson Brothers and the last few pages hurt :(

I've had a bad couple of weeks. I make up for it by imagining an alternate reality in which I am happy. Feel free to use this technique :themoreyouknow

Pub Lover

Jun 14th, 2012 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 759777)

Just don't be one of those losers that posts here every 6 months wondering if he will ever be accepted and disappears after 2 days because no one cares.

:tear

Kitsa

Jun 14th, 2012 06:57 PM

aw, pubbles.

captain516

Jun 14th, 2012 07:16 PM

http://tosh529.org/

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jun 15th, 2012 03:07 AM

NOPE

Esuohlim

Jun 15th, 2012 03:25 AM

Daniel Tosh is like 10 years older than I thought he was

Big McLargehuge

Jun 15th, 2012 03:29 AM

I really don't understand his appeal.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jun 15th, 2012 03:33 AM

he doesn't like people

Fathom Zero

Jun 15th, 2012 06:12 AM

I don't like people.

I could be famous, too.

Pub Lover

Jun 15th, 2012 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 759711)

...I got mad stung when I was a kid living in Germany. I had to go home from school and get taken to the doctor because of it, even though I'm not allergic to anything. It was really bad - whole face bad.

At least you got those sweetass superpowers out of it, Honeyboy.

Kitsa

Jun 15th, 2012 09:18 AM

I don't like Tosh, but that painting of him being buggered by John Cena is okay.

Fathom Zero

Jun 15th, 2012 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 759800)

At least you got those sweetass superpowers out of it, Honeyboy.

Nothing you've ever said has creeped me out so much as you calling me Honeyboy.

Well done.

Tadao

Jun 15th, 2012 12:41 PM