: pagebrak

butttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttsss ssssssssssssss

show me da butt, pubbs

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There is a butts emoticon. :eek

My contribution to this thread could be fully summed up by the butt emoticon.

buttttttttttttttttt

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Butts.

buttato

buttsylvania

I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those butts)

I-Buttery Chat (Lube up those buts)

GD it! Did the music thread become relevant again. >:

And where the fuck is Babs?

Probably crying in the bathroom because if his girl catches him she'll beat the fuck out of him.

again

I have a friend, right, and for the past few years he's been doing the hobo thing. He's with a group of hoboes and they all have Facebook on their cellphones, so they all upload pictures of themselves squatting in the woods over boiling soup cans and stuff. It's very surreal. I guess I never thought about hoboes having internet. I don't think he's like a poser hobo, either. I think he really sleeps in culverts and stuff.

I think I may have told this story, but I let a a couple drifters stay at my house for a month because I wanted to bang the lady one. During the day they would go out and beg for change and at night they would come home. They hopped trains and did the whole panhandling thing to get to Austin. They decided this town wasn't for them after they got tired of me and my roommate. We took them to a train yard and dropped them off. I never got to get in the girl hobo's pants. It's sad that a homeless chick who I gave a place to stay wouldn't hop on it. She was hot though.

And they both used the library to get on the net, but she also had a cell phone for emergencies.

AT HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY. WHERE ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE. INSTEAD OF THIS BUTTS PARTY.

haooy birthday bavs, i just fucking sneezed all over my screen so it's a terrible day, sorry

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No more butts for you. You're cut off, Mister.

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