AH AH AAAAH! :lightning

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Butt, dick, and rape jokes but it is the Babylon 5 reference that makes me feel bad. :eek

I wrote an article about Babylon 5, guys. Care to read? http://www.esuohlim.com/reviews/0034-babylon5.html

:lol

100 comments per page, up from 25.

It makes me feel bad too, but most likely for a different reason. :o

Haunted by all those Narns you had killed?

Lololololololoolollololololololllolololololollolol olololollloolllollllololololollo

:lol

Whose butts do I need to fuck around here to get some cake.

Buttkake

Can't see the picture (damned firewall), but if it is what I think it is, he has much better hair than I do.

EDIT: Thanks for that, by the way. ;)

Today I saw a topless chick in a thong standing on the sidwalk, painting a picture on a canvas. She was hot as fuck. Sometimes I love Austin.

yeah but you think hobo bitches are hot.

ANDROMEDA, NERD

That shit was not even Internet 1.0 compliant :(

:lol

I just got CPR certified. It was fun! I'll break your fucking ribs!

I think you're statistically more likely to cause a cartilage separation or send the xyphoid process somewhere it shouldn't go

Yeah, I'm really glad my teacher went over the process three or four different times to make sure we all had our technique correct. It was a really great class, I'm glad I took it, and now I just have to get my vaccinations and I can start my EMT course next semester!

People with head traumas can't be EMT's!

I saw willie... on the something awful brony article.

Today was my second anniversary.
We celebrated by staying in our pyjamas all day until going out to eat at a Jamie Oliver restaurant and mocking the merchandise.

hooray for staying in.

our first six tarantulas arrived today. they're all juvenile and hopefully not all male. one of them is a goliath birdeater. i hope that one is a female and survives for 20 years and gets a foot long.