Of course none of you fags will appreciate this anyway :rolleyes

I want to fuck her in the mouth so hard that she'll need stitches for the back of her head is all I'm saying here :(

Uh-huh. :rolleyes

:(

It's okay Esuohlim you are with friends now.

Head removed to protect identity :( (Also because she's ugly :rolleyes)

How hard was it to google "girl in periodic table of elements t-shirt"? :rolleyes

Is this the whole "She's out of my league" thing?

I AM HIDEOUS :tear

:oneofthosedays

I hate girls

:rolleyes

they're a good idea but the execution is terrible!

HA I AM BRILLIANT

YES SAM I AM IN LOVE WITH A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH RESULT

She was the first pic hehe

WHATEVER. YOU SHOWED GUITAR WOMAN THAT PICTURE ON AIM AND WERE GIGGLING ABOUT HER. >:

ALSO THAT PICTURE LOOKS LIKE MY ROOMMATE WHO I FUCKING HATE.

OK YOU WIN YOU'VE TWISTED MY ARM, I DON'T KNOW ANY PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. SHOW'S OVER

I AM NOT SAYING YOU DON'T KNOW HER IN REAL-LIFE.

THEN WHAT IS IT, SAM, THAT YOU ARE SAYING

THIS GIRL'S FAVORITE BAND IS THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS AND I WISH I WAS JOKING

I AM JUST SAYING OKAY

MAYBE

THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON OKAY