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MockBot Oct 7th, 2008 03:47 AM

Vintage Halloween Cards: Part 2
 
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greenimp Oct 7th, 2008 03:58 AM

it cant be a very lucky gate if people keep stealing it now can it?

Doctor_Who Oct 7th, 2008 04:55 AM

One time I had a fever and was on medication and I spent the day in bed reading a Little Nemo book.

The hallucinatory dreams I had were exactly like these cards.

Purple Man Oct 7th, 2008 05:35 AM

I often trip Scotsmen on Halloween.

The Duke Oct 7th, 2008 06:33 AM

That bondage one was kinda hot...

Drunken_Lemur408 Oct 7th, 2008 06:42 AM

I loved the expression on Zombie Pumpkin boys face!

McFly Oct 7th, 2008 09:42 AM

I do not know why, but the “Wallop” cat reminds me of the Simpson’s cat Snowball (II).

The girl looks like she is burning a training bra on the coat rack. It must be a subliminal women’s lib card.

Naked pumpkin boy is just creepy!!!!

The guy behind the fence looks like he may be into leather or potentially bondage. Maybe he should hook up with the girl tied up eating apples.

g_tonttu Oct 7th, 2008 11:27 AM

Man oh man...spooky stuf, they sure where twisted back in the day.

You should definetly do an article on NAKED PUMPKIN MAN...now that would be something to read :D

SPINAL Oct 7th, 2008 12:21 PM

Displayed are cards that nightmares are made of. Superb!

poppers620 Oct 7th, 2008 02:25 PM

i actually know the history behind alot of these cards! i just read a book called Death Makes A Holiday and it talks about halloween culture. but in particular that one were you talked about the girl picking out her make up or blush.... those are actually three bowls... here is the story:

"its a divination game involving three bowls, on emepty, one with clear water, and one with soapy water or dirt. The blindfolded player would approach the bowls and dip her or his fingers into one. The clear water represented a virginal mate, the cloudy water or dirt represented damaged goods, and the empty one was the barren fate of a spinster or bachelor."

amazing huh? im available for parties people.

El Sammo Oct 7th, 2008 03:06 PM

Perhaps one of the two little demons in that one card is really Azazel, in which case you have nothing to worry about! Unless, of course, it's the Azazel from that movie "Fallen" and not Isaac Asimov's Azazel...

Sleazeappeal Oct 7th, 2008 05:42 PM

Image 7

"It's a cute little hypercephalic kitten."

/Obscure?

Julio Oct 7th, 2008 08:09 PM

While that cat with the oversized head is definitely creepier than any other character on the same card, it is still far away from surpassing the true evil that the naked pumpkin man is.

executioneer Oct 7th, 2008 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sleazeappeal (Post 585690)
Image 7

"It's a cute little hypercephalic kitten."

/Obscure?

not for this crowd, it ain't

none of the pumpkins look like the head of john muir, either

HeroliciousDeBlanc Oct 7th, 2008 11:34 PM

that Scotsman is clearly being caught in the act with that pig.

And I like how the little girl's candle isn't reflected in the mirror even though her candle is clearly right in front of the training bra, as McFly classified it. You cannot change the laws of physics, Jim!

and I wish I was going as Naked Pumpkin Man for Halloween and hadn't spent all my money on being Scrooge McDuck. Maybe next year

Copper Oct 8th, 2008 12:33 AM

I, too, want a pumpkin with laser eyes for Hallowe'en.

Dungeonbrownies Oct 8th, 2008 02:25 AM

some guy with makeup on his face feeling up a gal in the park? thats pretty filthy, even for todays standards.

Beardy Goodness Oct 9th, 2008 05:24 PM

By today's standards, Naked pumpkin man should have a show on MTV.

Where he dates perverted, preferably hydrocephalic cats who go "Oh no you di'int girl"!
way too much.

Beardy Goodness Oct 9th, 2008 05:27 PM

Also, N.P.M. should become a vital portion of this site during Hallow e'en time.

Pandajuice Oct 11th, 2008 11:20 AM

Those playing cards on page 1 actually look pretty cool. I wouldn't mind having a set of those. Any clues on where to find them Rog?

Tanuki Oct 14th, 2008 06:41 PM

These guys are gonna distract me from midterms...maybe they'll scare the professor into not giving the midterms. I know they disturb me O_o

Danny 4 Eyes Jul 11th, 2009 05:40 PM

The 'Death really doesn't know how to hold a cat comfortably' one had me in hysterics. I agree with many of the posters in the fact that Naked Pumpkin Man should be a feature for Halloween '09.

HeadhuntingStickman Oct 25th, 2009 12:55 AM

THAT KID'S NAME IS HAPPY.
How friggin' diabolical are you to name your child Happy? That'll probably disturb the kid forever. No wonder he's become a gate-stealing delinquent.

SGFAZ1 Sep 20th, 2010 11:32 PM

If I ever saw a Naked Pumpkin Man in my house, the first thing that would go through my mind would be a self-inflicted bullet.


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