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MockBot Feb 29th, 2008 05:04 PM

Bio Bytes: The Joy Of Forcing Tortured Beasts To Fight Each Other
 
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stitchfan626 Feb 29th, 2008 05:43 PM

when i first saw this, the first thing that came to mind was: Pokemon/Digimon ripoff with real animals.

Pentegarn Feb 29th, 2008 07:11 PM

They need a zombie Bio Byte (I know it isn't an animal I don't care) so we can relive ZOMBIE versus SHARK!

saturnknight Feb 29th, 2008 10:07 PM

wow...that's different, i hope you see the last boss though RoG, best of luck man

Sillygoth Feb 29th, 2008 10:18 PM

Sometimes, I feel my childhood was cheated. Being 33 now, I was truly deprived of whining all year for, and then finally receiving one of these as a gift. I'm sure I would have tired of it quickly, and by February would never have touched it again.

Now I'd never spend 30 bucks on it, and having no crotchfruit of my own, I can't live vicariously through the joy of my offspring playing with one of these. (And using the excuse of, "Let Dad level your shark up for you,")

Still, best of luck, I think I speak for well...me...in saying that I'm damned curious about this secret boss.

Nick Feb 29th, 2008 10:36 PM

I learned that sharks could roar while watching Jaws 4: The Revenge.

Dungeonbrownies Feb 29th, 2008 10:50 PM

i actually played with Poxwhich was like this, but simpler and with an adventure mode.
now THAT was adumb game i could play for long hours.

whoareyou Feb 29th, 2008 11:36 PM

good luck with the boss man. If you love sharks though you should see the documentary "Sharkwater" it's coming out soon on dvd, I saw it at a festival and it's fantastic if not damn difficult to watch (it shows the whole sale slaughter of sharks by poachers and fin fishers). Great article.

meushy Feb 29th, 2008 11:38 PM

im totally with pentegarn on this one.....

Zombies Vs Shark ... even more if they make the original zombie from the movie

Jaimas Mar 1st, 2008 12:03 AM

My friend Steve got me one of these. I really should open it up and play it.

Copper Mar 1st, 2008 06:07 AM

I'm going to go out on a limb here and, while a Diablo-esque villain would be cool, I'm going to say "Cobbled together dinosaur monster" for the boss. Although couldn't they have come up with a cooler name than "Bernazoid"? Burn-azoid I could see, but Bern? Ah, I dunno. Either way, good luck, Rog. If I were still at my old job, I could likely tell you when they hit the clearance racks, but I'm out of luck there.

By the way, I see there *is* a crocodile and I see you were obviously fighting it. So, how many times has the thing been beat down?

And also, you're right. Shark week rocks.

Ashmodai Mar 1st, 2008 08:11 AM

Good god, I googled these things and found them selling for $60+. Who in their right mind would pay that much for one?

Mockery Mar 1st, 2008 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 535360)
They need a zombie Bio Byte (I know it isn't an animal I don't care) so we can relive ZOMBIE versus SHARK!

I think you're onto something there, Pentegarn, and I wholeheartedly support your campaign to add zombies to the Bio Bytes product line. Make it so!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 535385)
I learned that sharks could roar while watching Jaws 4: The Revenge.

Yes indeed, didn't we all...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Copper (Post 535439)
By the way, I see there *is* a crocodile and I see you were obviously fighting it. So, how many times has the thing been beat down? And also, you're right. Shark week rocks.

I lost count, but yeah, I've took out a lot of pent up sharky aggression on that croc. I've also taken out the killer whale and the octopus a few times just to leave no question about who is truly king of the sea!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashmodai (Post 535442)
Good god, I googled these things and found them selling for $60+. Who in their right mind would pay that much for one?

Only an idiot would pay that much, because you can get 'em for about $25 in stores and for about $10 on eBay right now.

Odium Mar 1st, 2008 08:51 PM

I miss BattleBeasts.

http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/e3e73760fe.jpg


Odium Mar 1st, 2008 08:58 PM

Oops!

beatpole Mar 2nd, 2008 02:07 AM

Sounds like something rejected from the pokemon franchise, I'd go back to watching real cockfights any day.

Count Mek Mar 2nd, 2008 08:16 AM

WOW! That company got owned by those cybersquatters XD
I hate them so much ¬¬
Best of luck getting to that looks-awesome-but-most-likely-will-look-lame-and-impossiblly-hard/easy-to-best-last-boss RoG.

TheDoomThing Mar 2nd, 2008 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashmodai
Good god, I googled these things and found them selling for $60+. Who in their right mind would pay that much for one?
Indeed, THATS a stupid price for stupid toys. because, in the ad, theyre wriggling like heck knows what, but they more TWITCH in real life than "attack". And, who'd be that much of a sucker to pay 25 bucks on one of these, Tamagotchis sell for like 10 at target! And that site has been PWNED!

GRUMPYNZ Mar 2nd, 2008 03:34 PM

Haha, those things look awesome! They need to build some sort of gambling function into it though.

homor Mar 2nd, 2008 04:43 PM

i loved diablo!

but almost no ever mentions it.

fireball176 Mar 2nd, 2008 07:05 PM

Actually, Discovery Channel or Animal Planet does have a series like this. Forget what it's called, but they have had battles like Hippo VS Shark, Lion VS Tiger, etc.

Architeuthis Mar 2nd, 2008 11:41 PM

I love how the gorilla IS Kong.

Fufuless Mar 3rd, 2008 01:33 AM

The mystery zoid guy looks like the triceratops monster thing that was a character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Tournament Fighters.

Mockery Mar 3rd, 2008 03:19 AM

Damnations! I still haven't made it to the mystery creature yet...

Aequil Mar 3rd, 2008 09:42 AM

I googled Bernazoid to see if there where any pictures of this fabled beast, but to no avail, the only page i found was this one. Considering the fact that the Bio Bytes web site didn't exist, and there's no other entries anywhere about Bernazoid, i'd say you made this whole thing up! You're a phony!


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