I GOT LAID
 

I'm cooler than all of you virgin shmucks now!


EDIT: I'll never be one of the cool kids on i-mockery :(

POST YER PICTURES HERE....

:(

I knew james' post would be a frowny emoticon.

EDIT :(

Well, she DID call me a virgin shmuck.

Re: I GOT LAID
 

So who fucked ya?

Hey congratulations!! :)

It had to be someone special, considering how quick she was to tell everyone about it.

I CONFESS IT WA S ME :picklehat

Re: I GOT LAID
 

I liked her avatar back when she was a virgin :(

UP_SHUT TOOK MY IDEA. :rolleyes

Everyone should call CaptainBubba Mr. Fantastic. :rolleyes He has 3 penises, 2 are black, and one is of a hispanic man's. He also has testicles of steel. He isn't a virgin either. :rolleyes

:lol

FRITZ, FRITZ, BEAT IT FRITZ/AND TAKE YOUR FINGERS OFF HER TITS

so did you guys talk a lot during the deed if so what topics were appropriate was it good if you laughed i am thinking of telling a joke when i get it on maybe she will enjoy it in more ways than one am i right guys

I wish I could honestly author a thread of this exact same title.

It's been far too long, old friend.

Don't tell jokes.

You wouldn't be able to seriously tell if she was laughing at that or at you.

I hope you didn't bleed alot and get it all over his or her face Up_Shut, i hate when that happens :x

I had the seks once

With the pirahna monster in your avatar?

CaptainCrunch ripped me off. Calling me Mr.Fantastic was his idea, but the 3 penises with varying ethnicites and the testicles of steel was MINE. >:

SO WAS THE WHOLE NOT BEING A VIRGIN THING. :rolleyes

sex is disgusting and dirty, and all of you are going to hell.

Oh, hell is what you make of it.