*Jesus died for your sins*
~Hello everyone. I'd just like to tell you all that Jesus dies to save every human, including you! Jesus loved you and if you love him, the lord will embrace you into the kingdom of heaven! Please accept Jesus as your personal savior and come to the light of the Lord. ~ :)~
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NOT ONLY DO YOU REEK OF BAD CHARACTER, YOU HAVE TO FUCK UP TWO FORUMS >:
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As I told Protoclown, I'm not a character. Spreading the love of god is hardly the way you put it. I'm simply trying to bring the light of god into your hearts.~ :) ~
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I thought he died because of Ponchus Pilot.
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Actually, Pilot was trying to get Him out. He offered the choice of crucifying either Jesus or Barabus (whose last name was Jesus).
They chose Jesus. Go figure. |
Funny how a lot of christians support the death penalty.....
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~The Roman Governor seemed played a role in the fate of the savior of mankind indeed. He is still the son of God, and still died for man's sins. Please love and accept Jesus as your savior and let God come in to your life.~ :) ~
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character or not, i really want to put my foot squarely in your ass >:
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Jesus saves, but I still prefer Ritcher.
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Here's another JC for all you Jesus Bashers.
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0001/0001_01.asp |
This thread makes Kevin :tear
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Quote:
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ITS FUCKING MAMMOTHCLITORIS
http://www.photopile.com/photos/Clit/family/911.jpg Lying makes baby Jesus cry |
I'm believe in Jesus and I want to put my foot in this guy's ass as well. >:
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Thanks for starting such a shocking topic.
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ponchus pilot :lol
HEY, JESUSFREAK! PROVE IT! |
I love Jesus like I love other mythological figures.
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I bet Jesus and Zeus party down every night. :rave
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Careful Jesus, those Greeks like ANAL.
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My personal religion is science
YOU'RE WORDS TO NOT FAZE ME, IMPOSTER |
Not only do they support the death penalty, but watch them walk all over a homeless guy to have their confrontations.
So it's a right to life until you're born, here's a cardboard box, good luck! Hmm? Also, to all those that bomb abortion clinics: Does that mean "right to life" is a privilege, not a right? I mean, don't you think putting a bomb up a doctor's ass is murder as well? Sad. |
Like I alway say to the christians, I never asked Jesus to die for my sins.
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I did. >snickers<
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Seriously though, my BIGGEST problem with Jesus freaks is their ever-persistent attempted conversions.
>knock knock< "Hi, have you found Jesus?" me: "No! I didn't know we were supposed to be LOOKING for him! You look next door, I'll look at the Adult Video Store!" |
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