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Once i was getting stoned with a friend of mine and and his girlfriend, they started to speak themselves in the ear secretly and they laughed while they watching me, so i thing that was a chance that i lose to have a thresome party, later i hear that he used to sell his girlfriend body for sex :(

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Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 568436)

:lol

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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 568437)

La-crossing swords.

I hear that when you do it once, you became gay, is that true?

If his balls touch me then he isn't keeping his distance and he won't get a high five from me.

Watch out that gay guy must trying to become you one of them!!!

I'd've sold her body for hard labour and hard science.

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 568440)

If his balls touch me then he isn't keeping his distance and he won't get a high five from me.

Come on, what are the chances that she'd choose to fuck two ugly guys? Relax, you might discover something about yourself, and you don't have to worry about him getting preggers... Well, unless it's Thomas Beatie.

I already like watching hard cock being sucked off, I don't want to crave it in my mouth :(

If thats a concern for you it may already be to late

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Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 568439)

I hear that when you do it once, you became gay, is that true?

Yeah. Be careful.

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Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 568450)

If thats a concern for you it may already be to late

I don't think you actually make those comics, because your observational humor sucks :x

Just jking, ur funny.

Whoa dude Bobba Fett Jr

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Originally Posted by Lobo Tommy (Post 568468)

They have small dicks.

What a refreshing and innovative insight into the mind of a powerseeker.

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Originally Posted by Lobo Tommy (Post 568463)

Quick, review Carrie! SISSY SPACEK TITS!

Roger Barr is all about the titties. Fosho

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Originally Posted by Lobo Tommy (Post 568464)

Wii Dildo

How about copy & pasting what about that link you found amusing, and maybe a comment from you? Too tough? My fault, I expect too much.

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Originally Posted by Lobo Tommy (Post 568462)

Music sucks nowadays and it's the fault of the internet! With the internet, sites and programs like Myspace, Youtube, and the bastards who use Limewire" it has become too easy to find music and there is too much of it. So, naturally there is a ton of unoriginal shit. People can only be creative when they are limited. The greatest musicians ever only had guitars they found out of trashcans, etc. We need to be limited. Technology in the long run is bad for us.

R.I.P music.

Now before you say "Well, your using the internet right now!" I'm on a forum. It's different, fuck you.

You're lamenting a lack of quality control, or to be more accurate, you miss the days of being spoonfed the music you should listen to. Talent still exists, it's just on a level playing field with the untalented, and there are more of them. To find good music now requires that you go look for it, and not just sit back and wait for television or radio to bring it to you.

PLUS YOU'RE AFAG WITH NO TASTE SO STFU

PLUS YOU'RE AFAG WITH NO TASTE SO STFU

I'm not sure why I thought that was a page break. :confused

Your fervor is causing you to slip. :P

So, I went out drinking the other day. I normally kind of mumble when I talk, when I drink it gets a little worse(I blame the people with inferior hearing!) Anyway, drinking outside this bar, this girls walks by drink in hand and I swear to you she sounded like a Herculoid, namely Gleep.

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 568483)

Your fervor is causing you to slip. :P

:domo